A new year is here, all know that after many a cheer, but is it time to kick it into gear or just run away in fear? I guess we shall see as a little rant is done by me.
What? The cat just likes to drive that home at his hut. The new year is like a fart. Hmmm may get that lamented at my cart. It builds up and then blows away, you do the same as you do any other day. You want something done and your insecurity to go away. Do it on any single day. Whether it is March or November that comes to pass. New Year's is just as magical as a fart from my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
Scream and shout,
Bounce like a trout.
One that's on land.
The new year is grand.
A time for change,
A time to rearrange.
A time for this or that,
A time when pffft comes from the cat.
But that we know already.
The cat states that steady.
Yet with one near,
Do you cheer or run in fear?
Fear your end is near.
Could croak after another beer.
That would surely suck.
Or maybe you fear luck.
Maybe you give it a cheer.
All will call you dear.
Wouldn't that be great?
Nah, not a deary fate.
So fear or cheer?
Both can kick things into gear.
Which one do you choose?
Time for me to abuse.
Neither one!
Screw either being spun.
New year does nothing at all.
Just another day added to the wall.
Won't magically find a new way.
Won't magically sail across the bay.
Won't magically get pay.
Won't magically go astray.
You will do what you will.
You will get your fill.
There is no magic pill,
And no magic date that fits the bill.
The new year is like a fart.
It is not some kind of fresh start.
It passes like any other one does.
You create your own fear, cheer or buzz.
What? The cat just likes to drive that home at his hut. The new year is like a fart. Hmmm may get that lamented at my cart. It builds up and then blows away, you do the same as you do any other day. You want something done and your insecurity to go away. Do it on any single day. Whether it is March or November that comes to pass. New Year's is just as magical as a fart from my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
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ReplyDeleteHank
It's now # 3
DeleteWanting to be free!
Hank
Free as a bird
DeleteDon't drop a turd
Great post!
DeleteYippeee
DeleteFor me
"And no magic date that fits the bill"
ReplyDeleteAny day you think grand as you will
Of a New year
With lots of cheer
Those who dare can well get their fill
Hank
They can get a fill
DeleteAnd turn rather ill
In need of a pill
When the day is nil
That's why I don't make resolutions. If I want to change something, I'll just do it.
ReplyDeleteThe way to be
DeleteAt every sea
Days are numbered one at a time
ReplyDeleteName the date and write a rhyme
Should we expect one day to be greater
Perhaps it's now or maybe it's later
Some days stick
DeleteSome days are ick
Always the way
Come what may
So true with each new year
ReplyDeletealmost like the old one left behinbd
but maybe we can learn something
and try to treat each other more kind.
betty
That would sure be nice
DeleteInstead of acting worse than lice
Well, you'd never know it by my blog today, but I actually prefer cheer over fear, any day. :-)
ReplyDeleteBest,
Deb@ http://debioneille.blogspot.com
Cheer over fear
DeleteWorks for my rhyming rear
Best definition yet!
ReplyDeleteI love the hope that comes with a new beginning. So it's cheer for me!
At least on those days I'm not being cynical! :)
haha cynical can get in the way
DeleteBut can be fun at ones bay
The new year ... is not some kind of fresh start. Are you kidding. It's a fresh start to do the same things you've done before (lol).
ReplyDeletelol well I guess you got me there
DeleteAs I give off new cat hair
A new year a new way
ReplyDeleteit's the same as other days
a promise is made
but then quickly fades
until it's forgotten
and you feel rotten
so don't bother to make
the resolution for goodness sake!
Oh, and the cat says pfft every day!!
Pffft the can will
DeleteFits the bill
To the human mass
Who sit on their ass haha
I think it gives us a good excuse to start or do something. Sometimes that's all we need. :) That being said, I rarely make resolutions, but whatevs. :)
ReplyDeleteYeah some need the excuse I suppose
DeleteWhen they strike a new year's pose
"You will get your fill."
ReplyDeleteI hope. :-) Happy new year to you!
A fill for all
DeleteBe nice at every hall
We do have the power to create what we will
ReplyDeleteThat we do
DeleteFrom zoo to zoo
Happy New Year Pat! I look at a new year as a chance to start over. Works for me. Not sure why as it is just another day. But hey, gotta go with what works.
ReplyDeleteHey if it works, go for it
DeleteCan make it a hit
I hope my new year doesn't smell as bad as a fart
ReplyDeleteThat would suck
DeleteSure be crummy luck
haha i love the title, i definitely felt that way last night at the jam-packed gym!
ReplyDeletehaha that won't last long
DeleteAs they sing the same old song
Thank you for putting a smile on my face.
ReplyDeleteAnother day indeed, but sometimes that is the motivation we need.
Happy New Year, Pat :)
That is true
DeleteA little motivation can't hurt at ones zoo
You make me smile, Yes, it's just another day in the end. What's different is our mindset. If someone's been in a rut, it can be the needed motivation to make some changes.
ReplyDeleteGetting out of a rut works for me
DeleteAs it can bring on a new spree
Happy New Year, Pat. I think motivation by cheer is the healthier option over fear.
ReplyDeleteThat is surely is
DeleteWith the cheery biz
The only magical thing about New Year's for me is that it's the only time we indulge in champagne.
ReplyDeleteWell once a year you get such a drink
DeleteMakes it worth something with that link
2015? Already? Somehow the passing of the years really don't thrill me. It's not the age thing I don't think. It is the crazies on the other side of the world.
ReplyDeleteYeah the crazies over there
DeleteAre something to beware
Most interesting advice from the cat this New Year
ReplyDeleteI give the advice (not the year) a great big cheer
You make your own attitude and way all around
I needed to hear this, do that you astound?
Needed to hear
DeleteFrom my rhyming rear
Glad I could help at my sea
And yeah it may not astound but the attitude is all made by thee
I don't fear the new year. I'm taking it in strides! :D
ReplyDeleteWay to be
DeleteAt your sea
I was quite happy with the old year!
ReplyDeleteThe old year was meh here
DeleteBut better than the one before I fear
No need to sneer at the brand new year.
ReplyDeleteIt serves a purpose, I hold dear.
While I have to agree, it's just one more day.
I'm always up for an excuse to play.
So get out your noisemaker and lift your glass
before twenty-fifteen kicks us in the ass.
VR Barkowski
haha hopefully it doesn't leave a boot print
DeleteThat would be worse than lint
New Years day was just another day for me. Just have to remember to write the right year on my checks now.
ReplyDeletehaha yeah I have to remember the year thing
DeleteAt my work wing
I'd much rather cheer than fear
ReplyDeletea bright new year is here
we can't go back
so let's not slack
let's greet it with a big cheer!
Sounds grand
DeleteIn my land
Give it a hand
And let life expand
Personally, I do not fear it or cheer it. Normally it is depressing because its another year gone that we cant get back. I guess I could look at it like, its another year given to me to make stuff happen...
ReplyDeletehaha geez what a depressing person you are
DeleteAt least you are alive and not buried in tar
Magical farts to start the New Year Off Right. No resolutions are made at my shore.... I could use a couple of magical farts though.
ReplyDeleteYeah if they could bring money
DeleteI'd take magical farts no matter how umm runny
I try not to scoff at some of the songwriters today with their inability to rhyme. They could learn a lot from Orlin.
ReplyDeleteYour post made me smile. Thanks & happy IWSG post day. :)
Glad I can get a smile
DeleteAs I go the rhyming mile
How do trout bounce, anyway? ha.
ReplyDeleteThrow them on land
DeleteThey'll bounce once out of your hand
Ha ha ha! Yeah...the new year is like a fart in the wind. Comes in with a bang. Ha ha ha. Thanks for the giggles today Pat.
ReplyDeletehaha may have a smell too
DeleteIf some winos are near you
I don't know if the end is near, but my end is pretty tired!
ReplyDeletePlank it down
DeleteThere at your town
orlin N cassie...ya got that rite...sew like last wednesday when everee one wuz havin a hoop la, gettin drunk, shootin guns, tossin cookeez, eatin ax cezz foodz, bee inn stoooooopid, rood, loud anda host oh other verbiages....we said ta R selves...yep, just another day ~~~~~~~~ N sew bee thurzday ...♥
ReplyDeletehaha just another day at many a bay
DeleteBut with that on display you may want some to pay
Ahh now there are different kind of farts-loud ones that come out with a bang, short ones or long drawn out ones kind of like what i am writing here:) The year will go by fast and our cats just purr, meow, eat and sleep...and demand!
ReplyDeleteThat the cats do
DeleteAnd damn a fart fact finder are you
Or would that be fart know it all?
Go ahead and give the fart call
Never cared one way or the other for
ReplyDeleteFor NY's day most years
But my birthday is on the 4th
So that brings me many cheers!
A good day indeed
DeleteThere at your feed
Did for for get repeated?
Is your age trying to be deleted?
Oops - flinging "fors" everywhere
DeletePick which you want at your lair
:-D
A mix and match
DeleteAs you leave a batch
I will cheer because it means that it's just a little closer to summer ;)
ReplyDeleteThat works for me
DeleteNo more cold at my sea
Aw but the New Year gives us hope for a little while that we'll do all those things we kept putting off.
ReplyDeletehaha and then that fades away
DeleteAs in our rut we stay
Now, Pat, don't disenchant me. I'm counting on 2015 being a good year. grin.
ReplyDeleteWell it could be a good fart
DeleteYou can take that to heart
to me, it doesn't matter what happens during one trip around the sun
ReplyDeleteWell better if it is fun
DeleteWhen the trip is done
LOL, " The new year is like a fart.
ReplyDeleteIt is not some kind of fresh start."
You crack me up, dude.
haha that just popped in
DeleteSo I went with it at my bin
Like Mary Kirkland, it means for me
ReplyDeleteI have to write 2015 on checks at my sea
I repeat what I've said each year
I look back to see if I got near
The goals I set and plans I made
Then strive to do better as on I wade
That is all one can do
DeleteContinue on and try to improve at each zoo
Have no fear
ReplyDeleterhyme in good cheer
throughout the new year :)
That I will
DeleteAs it fits the bill
It's always good to see the new year with such a poetic spin!
ReplyDeleteA spin I can do
DeleteRound and round at my zoo
Blogger just thoroughly pissed me off by eating my comment in support of New Year's Day! Have you got this rigged to zap pro comments? LOL New Year's Day is really nothing, especially in a geological context, but it always fills me with hope and optimism. I hope your was a good one, regardless!
ReplyDeletehaha yeah the cat has blogger in his back pocket
DeleteLeave a pro comment and it fries the socket
Well if it works for you
I say go for it at your zoo
If the New Year is like a fart
ReplyDeleteI hope it will be a sparkly one..
Sparkle all through the year
DeleteAs they toot out the rear
I've read some of Pat's books, and your "sparkly fats" crack me up! If I were still teaching I would share some of those books, because third graders love farts of all sorts! Have a good one Trudessa!
Deletehaha farts are a big hit
Deleteneed to do a boo purely on it
Where is cheer from your rhyming rear?
ReplyDeleteYear - new and clear
it success delivers
from his sleeve
with no fear.
Success would be nice
DeleteBut can come at a price
You compared the new year to a fart? Now THAT is creative.
ReplyDeletehaha well at least it was that
DeleteAs gas came from the cat
Yes, but what KIND of fart is it? This is important to know...
ReplyDeleteHopefully not a wet one
DeleteAs they are no fun
I like to tell myself New Year is just another day; but I still feel the pressure of starting new. Well, proves I'm human, right?
ReplyDeleteIt does indeed
DeleteWhy the cat rules at our feed
its funny how we make this big deal about new years and make all these resolutions as if this one day could change us, when really it could be any day that we make that decision....
ReplyDeleteYep, any day at all
DeleteBut instead we wait for a new years ball