It has been a while since the cat went the what to do mile. So I guess it is about time I did another what to do chime. After a little hate once more. Let's go with what to do with haters at your shore.
What to do, What to do,
When a hater is stalking you.
You sit back and reply.
Tell them to up and die.
Visualize poking them in the eye.
Toss them from a plane in the sky.
Banter back and forth.
Ship them to the far north.
Leave them at the dump.
Sick them on another grump.
Run them down with your car.
Cover them in tar.
Hit them with a bat.
Nail them with cat scat.
Mow over their foot.
Bury them in soot.
Toss them in the ocean.
Cast a spell with a potion.
Unplug the phone.
Block them at the tone.
Stab them with a nail.
Leave them a fake trail.
Send them some porn,
So a virus is born.
Computer goes crash.
They may even get a rash.
Burn down their house.
Infest their house with a mouse.
Or would that me mice?
Termites would be nice.
Spike their food.
Give them attitude.
Send an assassin.
Staple shut their sassin.
Mail them to Timbuktu.
Cover them in super glue.
Rhyme them to death.
Strangle away their breath.
Oh the thoughts.
There sure are lots.
But why go through such a chore?
The best way is to simply ignore.
Haters will hate. Their ego you only inflate. So why respond at all? Then they hit a brick wall. They look like a fool covered in their own drool. Now they are absurd and you got payback by not saying a word. There you are class, what to do from my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
What to do, What to do,
When a hater is stalking you.
You sit back and reply.
Tell them to up and die.
Visualize poking them in the eye.
Toss them from a plane in the sky.
Banter back and forth.
Ship them to the far north.
Leave them at the dump.
Sick them on another grump.
Run them down with your car.
Cover them in tar.
Hit them with a bat.
Nail them with cat scat.
Mow over their foot.
Bury them in soot.
Toss them in the ocean.
Cast a spell with a potion.
Unplug the phone.
Block them at the tone.
Stab them with a nail.
Leave them a fake trail.
Send them some porn,
So a virus is born.
Computer goes crash.
They may even get a rash.
Burn down their house.
Infest their house with a mouse.
Or would that me mice?
Termites would be nice.
Spike their food.
Give them attitude.
Send an assassin.
Staple shut their sassin.
Mail them to Timbuktu.
Cover them in super glue.
Rhyme them to death.
Strangle away their breath.
Oh the thoughts.
There sure are lots.
But why go through such a chore?
The best way is to simply ignore.
Haters will hate. Their ego you only inflate. So why respond at all? Then they hit a brick wall. They look like a fool covered in their own drool. Now they are absurd and you got payback by not saying a word. There you are class, what to do from my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
No.#1
ReplyDeleteHank
It's now #2
DeleteJust passing through
Hank
Back on top
DeleteWith a streak and no flop
Great post!
DeleteYippppeee
DeleteFor meeee
From coast to coast!
DeleteWith a goat
DeleteIn a boat
"Back To What To Save Your Rut!"
ReplyDeleteLet them try but do cover your butt
Haters are self-destructing
Let the haters do their thing
As long as one keeps a clean heart
Hank
Self destruct they will do
DeleteThen flush em down the loo
You are so right my friend. Your power is in your silence. It drives those haters freakin' nuts 'cause you aren't engaging them!
ReplyDeleteNo attention sends them off the deep end
DeleteSuch a fun trend
It takes an idiot to argue with an idiot is my mantra. The fact that I don't follow it all the time is my proof that it is true. You can't convert a bigot or a troll.
ReplyDeleteI hope your hater, if you have one, dies, rots and goes to hell. Not to be too extreme though. lol
lmao geez, you sure send them away
DeleteDown in a firey bay
Works for me
I've had a few over the years at my sea
This idiot-idiot quote is a great mantra.
DeleteI was thinking the same thing KK, it is a good one.
DeleteSo don't be an idiot is the way
DeleteBut can be hard not to go astray
Haters gonna hate
ReplyDeleteAnd from their mouths will spate,
Stupidity in every guise;
Best avoided by the wise.
Stupidity they have down
DeleteMay even wear its crown
Has this been a problem for you? 😩
ReplyDeleteOh I've had a few
DeleteHere at my zoo
Haters will surely hate, but that does not determine one's fate.
ReplyDeleteOne can ignore
DeleteAd ship them to another shore
Run them down with your car, Mad Max style!
ReplyDeleteBut then you may be a nomad like him
DeleteAs to the slammer you go for something so grim
I normally try to be indifferent to such people. Not that I get a lot of stalkers. Not that I mind not getting a lot of them. You really have a lot of ideas, Pat.
ReplyDeleteThe ideas just flow
DeleteAs they nut jobs show
How many stamps would you need for Timbutu?
ReplyDeleteYou're the fact guy
DeleteI'd say 12 but I may lie lol
If there is someone I don't like
ReplyDeleteAway from them I take a hike
Even if they are OK
Away from me is a better way
That is the best way
DeleteTo have a better day
Haven't had any trolls on my blog for years. But I do see them show up on other peoples blogs from time to time. Ya, it's best to just ignore them as a retort is like crack to them. They just coming back for more.
ReplyDeleteAs for stalkers, I've only ever had one and I handled that one privately. Best way to deal with it is quietly.
I haven't had blog trolls for a few years too
DeleteThe odd spammer at my zoo
I've got some hate mail here and there though
One stalker I had I made run haha
I think as bloggers were most vulnerable to troll attacks when we first begin. Without a lot of followers and little or no comments, trolls see you as easy pickings. Once you've a stable base of blogger buddies you're safer.
DeleteAnyone who would take the time and effort to send out hate mail, is just too emotionally invested in what happens online. Jeez, those folks need to take a chill pill and get offline.
Yeah, the newer your blog
DeleteThe more they think you are in a fog
And come after you
Not afraid of recourse at your zoo
I just laugh at most
Wasting their time at their coast
A few like to give "tips" too
But they are full of poo
Oh my, you get "tips". Surely people know you don't need help writing your blog by now. You rhyme spontaneously and work four months ahead.
DeleteYou know what you can do with that poo don't you. Put it in a Pringles can :0)
I still get one or two
DeleteThey think they are helpful at their zoo
Not so much
Pringles changed to cashew jars for such
Ignoring the haters is the best thing to do.
ReplyDeleteDon't let them bother you at your zoo. :)
Yep, ignore and go about your day
DeleteThen they'll go away
I agree, ignore, ignore, ignore!
ReplyDeleteTime three
DeleteWorks for me
It's always best to be full of class
ReplyDeleteand not stoop to their hurtful sass.
Sometimes it's hard to do
as you can think of a zinger or two! ha.
lol yeah, sometimes the cat has to bite his tongue
DeleteAs I know they won't shut up until they pop a lung
They do go away when you ignore them, finding another target
ReplyDeleteThat they do
DeleteAfter some hate at ones zoo
I agree to just leave them alone
ReplyDeletewho has time to deal with their hate
rather enjoy living and
let them suffer their own fate
betty
That is the way to be
DeleteLeave the haters in their own crummy sea
Great verse Pat, as I have so often said they cheer me no end, Thanks for that.
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
Glad it is grand
DeleteHere in my land
I'd like to kick a few but I ignore like you
ReplyDeleteKicking would be fun
DeleteBut they'd kick back a ton
Kill them with kindness of course! Or rhyming kindness as you can do so well.
ReplyDeleteThat would piss them off more
DeleteIf I rhymed love at my shore lol
This reminds me of the days with the horrible LLS. So, give me all the juicy details, Cat!!! I'll bring the wine. :)
ReplyDeleteI'm no juicy details to be had
DeleteNo haters for a while at my pad
You said it, and you said it well
ReplyDeleteIgnore them and they'll feel like hell
Cuz they like a fight.
It gives them a rush.
Instead, hold back
And play "hush, hush."
Yep, give them no fight
DeleteThey'll give you no whine
And then in the dead of night
Sterilize them like a feline
It is best to ignore. If you do anything, it'll egg them of more.
ReplyDelete*on
Delete*on
DeleteYep, no need to egg them on and on
DeleteOn and on today at my lawn lol
It is best to ignore. If you do anything, it'll egg them of more.
ReplyDeleteNo on for this one
DeleteWith your on fun
Ignoring doesn't always work, but that's what I always do.
ReplyDeleteYeah, sometimes they come back and back
DeleteThat is when I want to kick them in the umm sack?
Ignore ~ Hard to do
ReplyDeletewhen they're hating you!
But that's the one solution
to the hate pollution.
Do not engage
as at you they rage.
They want to get a rise;
so take away their prize.
Have a happy day
at your bay!
That you must do
DeleteTake it away at your zoo
Then they can whine
Things didn't align
Exactly. It's not worth the energy to engage haters like that. Just ignore them.
ReplyDeleteIgnore is easy to do
DeleteLess energy too
Thankful for the delete button at my shore
ReplyDeleteMakes them so much easier to ignore...
Delete is so nice
DeleteWorth its price
Now that is fantastic advice. Just ignore them for sure. That will drive those haters nutso. Great post. Take care.
ReplyDeleteDrive them nutso is so fun
DeleteRevenge in silence is done
orlin N cassie
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The cat shall take a look
DeleteThere at your nook
And yeah can trace the ip
Easy as can be
Ignore is what I try to do but I like some of your ideas too. Super glue their lips closed.
ReplyDeleteSuper glue can do the trick
DeleteSome really slick
Haters hate
ReplyDeleteBaiters bait
Best to wait
Let them self-deflate
Pop their own pin
DeleteWith their hate spin
I have met a Narcissist
ReplyDeleteHe makes me want to boo and hiss.
But 'no contact' is best resist.
Still it leaves me plenty pissed.
Does this work?
lol works indeed
DeleteThere at your feed
No contact can work
Pissed isn't a perk
You can follow them around/until they go beneath the ground/After all it is all virtual/But make it feel as if it were real! :-)
ReplyDeleteGreetings from London.
Chase them around
DeleteFind where they are found
I'd ask them: How are you?
ReplyDeleteWhat to do to make your day
a brand new? When last time
you took a breathe and relaxed
the body, mouth and chest?
Smile. Have a good day,-
say, and invite to walk at Broadway! :)
lol all nice at your sea
DeleteThat may work for thee
A howdy doo
And a stroll too
I have had them in my office and I can just stare at them and then tell them to leave. They hate to be ignored and when I think of that statement, I make sure there is no rabbit nearby.
ReplyDeleteA good staring works too?
DeleteAs long as no rabbit is in view
Yep, ignore them, or love em' to death. Nothing confuses a meanie more than having their meanness answered with kindness. Takes all their "fun" away.
ReplyDeletelol the love the cat won't do
DeleteHe'd rather ignore at his zoo
Great ideas on how to get rid of haters
ReplyDeleteGlad I don't have any of them as neighbors!
Ugg that would be bad
DeleteI just have humper neighbors at my pad lol
My mental image is filling them full of helium and letting them fly away.
ReplyDeleteMary Poppins style
DeleteThat isn't so vile
ha! such creative choices,
ReplyDeleteand I think it's great to use forces,
A good healthy 'BLOCK' tends to do the trick,
who has time in their life for a d***?
Yep, who needs to hassle of those
DeleteUse them for target practice in rows
Those who hate always want you to take the bait. It really gets their goat when no responses float. Though some of your ideas are swell. Either way they can go to hell!
ReplyDeleteYep, that is the one constant of all
DeleteSend them to hell's hall
Lesson learned!
ReplyDeleteGlad it could be taught
DeleteHere at my plot
I'm classless here when it comes to haters. I'll say the meanest thing that I can come up with and am usually the one who doesn't get a response back lol. I am never one to start it, but I'll do my hardest to let you feeling the burn if you pick at me lol.
ReplyDeletelol the halloween nazi has a dark side
DeleteAs you turn the hater tide
Ha! Poke them in the eye, I love it. Yeesh, I have missed having time to read these posts :)
ReplyDeleteGlad it was fun
DeleteHopefully no eye poking needs to be done
I usually think of a KILLER response, ten minutes too late!
ReplyDeleteYeah that happens to me too
DeleteSometimes at my zoo
cuz the haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate
ReplyDeleteshake it off...
Sorry, I could not resist. ;)
lol stepped into it
DeleteWith my hate bit
You can't let the haters get to you. That is what they're looking for
ReplyDeleteYep, ignore and avoid
DeleteDon't get sucked into their void