A Place To Go For A Show!

It is warm and there is no snow storm. So what can you do? Why go out and about at your zoo. Yeah, we are fine ones to talk. We barely go out for a walk. Hey, we run around here. That helps us keep a toned rear.

Where to go?
Where to be?
High and low.
From sea to sea.

The dead will rise.
The young will bite.
So be rather wise,
And stay in at night.

The balls will bounce.
The cars will drive.
Might gain an ounce,
But you'll survive.

Where am I going?
What am I saying?
Just start rowing.
Follow my playing.

The sand is there.
The water is clear.
But just beware,
Sand in the rear.

The hills are tall.
The lake is round.
Climb a great wall.
That would astound.

Where are you?
Where did you go?
To a petting zoo?
Do I want to know?

Pet a little.
Pet a lot.
If it's brittle,
Don't get caught.

Hop a train.
Hop a plane.
Choose the fast lane.
Unlock the chain.

Now you know.
Now you can do.
With my flow,
All is true.

True as can be, here at my sea. Don't believe me? Bah, just go fly free. Hmm some of that sounds wrong. Maybe try ping pong? It is up to you, but much one can do. Now I will go trespass and be a criminal little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

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    1. Congrats Suza!
      You've been there before
      So not unfamiliar!
      And we'll see more, I'm sure!

      Hank

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    2. Number seven!
      Still beats eleven!

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    3. Way to go Suza!
      What's wrong with eleven? I'm number eleven today. And I want an amp that goes to eleven. It's higher than ten.

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    4. Right on top
      As Blue did flop
      11 is fine
      But better is nine

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    5. I flopped snoring away
      That's not okay
      I'm the Supersnore
      As I snore a bit more
      No skinny jeans though
      At my show
      But I'll be back
      Now, where's my six-pack?

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    6. Thanks all
      I did it at my hall!
      Hard to land on top
      With the early morning crop

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    7. Got it in
      Beating snoring Blue of sin

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  2. Sand in the rear
    Is not a treat
    But I love it under
    My nice bare feet

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  3. Dang, if you pet a little or a lot and somethin' is brittle, I do think you should hop a plane or a train and get the hell outta dodge 'cause you be a perv!

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    1. lmao head for the hills
      After getting your thrills

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  4. Ha, nice one. Pet a little, pet a lot...hmmm!

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  5. "A Place To Go For A Show!"
    Options galore you well know
    By air or by sea
    Choice are many
    Easy to decide and off you go!

    Hank

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    1. One look
      You can book
      But costs a ton
      To give much a run

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  6. If it's brittle
    Instead of fit as a fiddle
    To the doctor with you,
    It shouldn't be green at your zoo!

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  7. I like to visit by TV
    Places I would never see
    I don't need to breath the air
    Nor do I have to pay the fare

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    1. TV is much easier to do
      Plus no need to use a germy loo

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  8. I hope I get to do something fun this weekend.

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  9. No planes. Hate to fly. Mountains sound good right now. And cool

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    1. Flying is a pain in the rump
      Mountain climbing can make one a grump

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  10. I just like to stay home and just chill. I don't like flying either. Like to have my two feet right on this earth. You have a good week end Pat.

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    1. Two feet on the ground
      Is a better way to be found

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  11. Hop a train, hop a plane...
    I'm thinking of Dr. Suess. :)

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  12. Not sure I want to be petting anything while on a trip

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    1. Might be a safe bet
      Not to reach out and pet

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  13. I never really go anywhere, except to the Vet, so I can dream about the sand and beach though.

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    1. One big litter box to dream about
      There you can get all the pee out

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  14. Going to the beach to attend a wedding this July,
    Can stay the sand when a good reason for why.

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    1. A good reason indeed
      For the sand to take seed

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  15. LOL, Pat! "Where am I going? What am I saying? Just start rowing. Follow my playing." ~ That's exactly what I did when I read "Max Blizzard and The Gem of Camelot!" What a perfect introduction that verse would make for a review! I may use it, if that's okay.


    2 of 5 stars
    3 of 5 stars
    4 of 5 stars
    5 of 5 stars
    Open Preview
    Max Blizzard and The Gem of Camelot

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    1. Well crap!
      Look at that!
      I pasted the title from Goodreads
      and got more than I expected!
      It's going to be one of those days, LOL!

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    2. lol I was wondering what the hack
      As all those stars hit the deck
      Hopefully it was a good follow
      And not too hollow

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  16. Cat, what is wrong with petting zoos??? I'm going to take my mime to the petting zoo and ask him to hop a train!! That will show you...

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  17. Staying in at night is a good plan.
    The weirdos come out all over the land!

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    1. That they do
      Even make you not rhyme at my zoo

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  18. Hey...tell me more 'bout the young who bite -
    I do lots of errands at night
    If I turn up with holes in my dome
    It's because your warning didn't keep me at home.

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    1. Damn, you need to heed the cat
      Or a hole may be where it's at

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  19. I know I should get up and out of this chair,
    And get outside to exercise there.
    Run, jump, or throw a ball,
    It doesn't matter much at all.
    The important thing is to ably prove
    That our bodies need to move, move, move.
    Oh, what the heck; I'm happy here,
    At my computer, sitting on my rear...
    So what if I have to let out my belt?
    My fingers and gray matter remain quite svelte.

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    1. lol hey, if it works
      And gives one perks
      Let the belt go
      And the belly flow

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  20. More rolling on two wheels this weekend for me
    Hopefully snowless and perhaps rainless it might be
    May your weather be warm and bright
    And may your weekend go all right

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    1. You sure give it a go
      Biking away at your show

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  21. I will stay on the ground. hate planes

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    1. They can be a pain
      Until they land in their lane

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  22. All should put concrete beneath their feet and stride along.

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  23. Travel near.
    Travel far.
    As long as there's beer
    there I are.

    NOTE: Granted, the above is grammatically incorrect. But....beer.

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    1. There I are
      May get an oh dear
      A grammar nazi may peer
      Until you stuff em full of beer

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  24. Thought I'd stop by and see what your kitty is up to. My poor sweetheart isn't doing good at all. She's almost 18. But she does like to walk (actually, all my cats usually follow me when I walk my trail around the property) with me and see the sights. Closest we get to sand, for her, it the pond. She does find the jumping frogs a hoot.

    I like the rhythm of this one, btw.

    Sia McKye Over Coffee

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    1. Hopefully she has better days
      They sure like to follow us through any maze

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  25. Petting zoos are one of my favorite things in the world!! Goatssss! I can never get enough.

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    1. lol goats are your Achilles heel
      That is quite the ordeal

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  26. orlin N cassie....seer ee iz lee.... due ewe guys lives neer de oceans kinda sorta may bee...WAY kewl ~~~~~ we wood get ta de beach N never come bak, course we wood knead a force feeld ta keep gullz a way.... ☺

    heerz two a righteye flounder kinda week oh end ! ♥♥♥

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    1. We do live close by
      But never allowed there by the Pat guy

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  27. I walk on my treadmill every day. There's a beautiful pond across the street with a walkway around it...and I'm in here on my treadmill!

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    1. lol no bugs at least
      And on you they won't feast

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  28. It's going to be 117F here next month so I'll just keep my behind inside the apartment.

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    1. That is the place to be
      When that hot at your sea

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  29. My favorite place to walk is to our pond where the fish play, dragonflies fly and turtles nap in the sun. Tiger likes to walk with me which makes the walk more fun.

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  30. I will just take a walk and fly away, smiles ~ Enjoy your weekend Pat ~

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  31. Currently on a trip
    And having lots of fun
    Even if there are more clouds
    Than sun,

    Betty

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    1. Fun is what matters though
      Even if the sun don't show

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  32. Summer is here, and there are certainly many places we can go!

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  33. I did so much walking this weekend, I am thinking my butt and couch need to get reacquainted.

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  34. Went out to dine
    and that was just fine.
    Have not done that in ages
    usually at home reading some pages.

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  35. I would like to hop a plane right now and get the hell out of Dodge.

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