The cat showed you a great one a while back. It got all kinds of praise from the pack. The cat will do it once more. Gloria will be thrilled at her shore.
No German colons allowed.
Of those Gloria is proud.
Should I let that go?
I may eat crow.
But that isn't on the plate.
We have to serve your date.
So add in a little salt,
Too much and it's your fault.
Throw in some grit.
It is brown umm shit.
Should I say that while cooking?
Bah, no one is looking.
A pinch of ground,
From that which is around.
Some strands of grass,
They are loved by Cass.
A egg or two.
Don't do three at your zoo.
You may get egg on your face.
It can be worse than mace.
Some bread crumbs are up.
Fill half a cup.
What sized cup?
Do I look like an appeasing pup?
Dump in some liquid stuff.
Make sure you have enough.
It can get mighty dry,
If you don't let the liquid get high.
Then stick it on the windowsill.
Let all the birds get their fill,
As in the smell.
Birds eating it can go to hell.
Now serve on a plate.
You will impress your date.
It's as easy as one, two, three.
Trust little old me.
What is the name?
Why, it's one of fame.
Rhyming ass stew.
Doesn't that impress you?
Are you ready for a taste? Don't let it go to waste. It may not be what it looks like there. But you can trust me, I swear. You will really impress a date and you may even mate. I take no legal stuff if you choke and die though, or five minutes later you really have to go. Gloria may give my rip off sass. That is fine by my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
No German colons allowed.
Of those Gloria is proud.
Should I let that go?
I may eat crow.
But that isn't on the plate.
We have to serve your date.
So add in a little salt,
Too much and it's your fault.
Throw in some grit.
It is brown umm shit.
Should I say that while cooking?
Bah, no one is looking.
A pinch of ground,
From that which is around.
Some strands of grass,
They are loved by Cass.
A egg or two.
Don't do three at your zoo.
You may get egg on your face.
It can be worse than mace.
Some bread crumbs are up.
Fill half a cup.
What sized cup?
Do I look like an appeasing pup?
Dump in some liquid stuff.
Make sure you have enough.
It can get mighty dry,
If you don't let the liquid get high.
Then stick it on the windowsill.
Let all the birds get their fill,
As in the smell.
Birds eating it can go to hell.
Now serve on a plate.
You will impress your date.
It's as easy as one, two, three.
Trust little old me.
What is the name?
Why, it's one of fame.
Rhyming ass stew.
Doesn't that impress you?
Are you ready for a taste? Don't let it go to waste. It may not be what it looks like there. But you can trust me, I swear. You will really impress a date and you may even mate. I take no legal stuff if you choke and die though, or five minutes later you really have to go. Gloria may give my rip off sass. That is fine by my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
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ReplyDeleteHank
It's a nice feeling
DeleteIt's # 1 again!
Hank
Back on top
DeleteOf the crop
Great post!
DeleteYipppeee
DeleteFor meee
From coast to coast!
DeleteDon't mean to boast
With a goat
DeleteIn a boat
Not a fox
DeleteIn Fort Knox
Rather take the dough
DeleteAnd run you know
"Back For You At My Zoo!
ReplyDeleteTastes good it is for you
Nothing fantastic
Not even steak
Plain 'old grandma's' stew
Hank
Plain old it is
DeleteWith my rhyming ass biz
Rhyming ass stew, that was a good one.
ReplyDeletehaha had to be done
DeleteWith this rip off run
it is way too early to eat stew
ReplyDeleteunless filled with bacon and eggs too!
haha never be eaten by me
DeleteHere at my sea
Never been a big fan of stew.
ReplyDeleteNeither is the cat
DeleteHere where we're at
What a funky recipe for stew.
ReplyDeleteFunky as can be
DeleteWon't turn out well, trust me
Stew is useful for emptying the fridge - sometimes bad and sometimes good. My stepmother loved doing that. I was always on a diet when she cooked. :)
ReplyDeletehaha good way to keep off the weight
DeleteWith a bad cook filling your plate
We love the smell when someone brews some stew!
ReplyDeleteSmell works for the cat
DeleteNot so much for Pat
Nothing better than a good stew. Our Mom cooks that all the time. Great recipe.
ReplyDeleteRhyming ass stew
DeleteReady from zoo to zoo
Somehow I think I would never eat anything prepared by the cat. Rhyming ass stew has a ring to it though.
ReplyDeletehaha could market it
DeleteMight be a hit
Too early to eat stew, would rather eat eggs for breakfast ~ Hey Gloria would be proud of your cooking ha ~
ReplyDeletehahaha even if it is fake
DeleteWith what I make
I like stew on a winter day
ReplyDeleteit warms my insides I say
especially with a biscuit
just don't add a cricket
might make it crunchy
the cat likes it punchy...
haha - I'll skip the cat's recipe
and go with Gloria Dear...
her cooking I would not fear
haha don't trust the cat?
DeleteCould be wise in that
Ewwww! Stewwwww!
ReplyDeletehaha ewww it will be
DeleteIf made at our sea
Up early with the morning dew
ReplyDeleteJust in time for rhyming ass stew
Don't fuss kiddies, eat your food
You'll end up in a brand new mood
haha or end up on the loo
DeleteAs it is some powerful stew
I do like stew
ReplyDeletenot sure if I like it how you cook it at your zoo
but when cooked just right
it can be a tasteful delight
betty
haha no one will like it
DeleteWith my hit
I remember the colon thing
ReplyDeleteyou tease Gloria about her wrong word fling!
I don't think most of your readers got it
but they did try to comment! hahaha....
haha yeah went over most's head
DeleteBut hey, figured you'd get what was said
I remember too and Im not proud of nothing:(
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Deletehaha not proud of it
DeleteGeez, but it was a hit
:(
Delete:(
Delete:(
DeleteThree in a row
DeleteLook at you go
OMYGOD!
DeleteOnly one
DeleteWhat fun
Just another food
ReplyDeleteThat Pat would find lewd!
hahahaha yep, not many I don't
DeleteEat much I won't
I'll pass!
ReplyDeleteGood call
DeleteAt your hall
You could make a restaurant with the name. Think of the potential for fun w/advertising. :)
ReplyDeleteRhyming ass all over
DeleteCould bring in rover
I love stew but I might have to make it myself. lol
ReplyDeletehaha better way
DeleteThen trusting my bay
Dislike stew
ReplyDeletelooks like icky goo
That it does
DeleteNastier than fuzz
If it might lead to sex
ReplyDeleteI'll give it a try
With lots of spices
And soft bread, not rye
Italian sausage should do the trick
I sure hope my date has a big...
Appetite.
haha hopefully so
DeleteAnd things go fast not slow
Stew...that's what you call a leper taking a bath. (Sorry, 7th grae humor.)
ReplyDeletehaha hey it's true
DeleteThere at your zoo
Well cat ! What happens you with me?
ReplyDeleteI know Im not perfect and sonetimes I dont know some words in english..
But Im a good person and Im always nice witj you!
haha but the cat still likes to pick
DeleteHe can do it some slick
I'm not a big fan of stew. It always did seem to beefy to me or something!
ReplyDeleteYep, nasty as can be
DeleteTo little old me
We are stew fans in this house! I always make dumplings to go with mine. (Does anything rhyme with dumplings!)
ReplyDeleteDumplings can go with umm humplings
DeleteAnd maybe grumplings? lol
Sounds like my cooking.
ReplyDeleteI hope no one is looking.
haha scary as can be
DeleteThere at your sea?
Rhyming ass stew?
ReplyDeleteMust be something new
Does it taste
Like reboot waste?
Say it ain't so
But when you gotta go...
Reboot waste
DeleteAnd ten day old paste
I like stew
ReplyDeleteBut rhyming ass not my pick
I bet even the cats
Won't give it a lick
haha probably not
DeleteA mutt may like it a lot
I love beef stew, but haven't ever made my own. Don't think I'll be trying her version any time soon though lol
ReplyDeletelol good to avoid at my sea
DeleteMy cooking can be scary
I will give you this,… It sure does look good
ReplyDeletehaha don't try
DeleteIt's a lie