Today old one eye is here. She really scares my rhyming rear. That eye is just so big. Maybe she should get it a wig? Let's get this show on the road. She may not have much patience being in old mode. Whoops, was I supposed to say that? Shame on the cat.
Old one eye is here,
Have no fear.
You will learn,
To win at every turn.
You have to know,
That my eye is a foe.
But I still win.
Looking like a giant booger isn't a sin.
It can be a migraine though.
Had to slip that in, you know.
Now I'm through with my little whine.
Time we make the stars align.
You have to have steps.
Yep, steps and peps.
I'll coin that phrase.
Could become a craze.
Or peps and steps.
That may get yeps.
Bad grammar, I know.
I am rambling also.
I do that you know.
I sure let 'know' flow.
Maybe I should work on that repeat word thing.
I may wait until next spring.
There are some steps before that.
Don't listen to the wretched cat.
You can't skip any at all.
There is a step wall.
No, that is not like a step kid.
That would raise an eye lid.
It is concrete for you to climb.
How is it I am doing this in rhyme?
What a wretched cat.
Did I already say that?
Damn, repeating my whine.
What a stupid feline.
Where was I?
I'm no longer young and spry.
You have to help me with that step.
Can I get a little step and pep?
The cat had to shut old one eye up. She can go on like a yappy pup. I gave her a picture to ogle after a quick Google. Now she can stare at stairs, just in case anyone cares. Did my step and pep rip off impress? Elsie will never confess. She may curse me with sass. Never fear, it can be taken by my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
Suza!
ReplyDeleteOn top
DeleteHank did flop
Great post!
DeleteYipppeee
DeleteFor meee
In the place to be!
DeleteScooby Dooweee!
With a frog
DeleteIn a dog
Not a fox
DeleteIn a box
Or a log
DeleteOn a dog
An eye with a wig
ReplyDeleteNow there's a weird thought
Does it part on the left or right
Might not matter a lot
Could go either way
DeleteDepending on the day
I'm not getting old,
ReplyDeleteI'm turning to gold!
May not have the step and pep
But I'm definitely staying 'hep'!
Staying hep are we
DeleteWay to be
Gold....
DeleteRiches untold
Want some
DeleteA big sum
Old one eye sure is cute.
ReplyDeleteMaybe not if she had to toot.
I like the green color of her skin.
And how her eye sits way back in.
Looks like those toe nails need a trim.
With those long arms she could hang from a limb.
Hang and swing
DeleteDangling everything
Maybe she would like a stair-stepper?
ReplyDeleteHmm you never know
DeleteShe may need one at her show
An eye for an eye it seems.
ReplyDeleteEyes all around
DeleteSure can be found
Weird little one eyed creature.
ReplyDeleteDon't pick on the cat,
She's smart at your flat!
The cat picks back
DeleteWith any old attack
Eye see where that could be scary!
ReplyDeleteScary as can be
DeleteWhen you see
Green One-Eye's so cute with those spindley arms
ReplyDeleteYou know she is loaded with plenty of charms
She has the same mouth as the South Park kids
Do people respond as ole one-eye bids?
They may respond
DeleteBut from the beyond
As when they see
They drop dead and cease to be
I'm just glad I never had to sit through the movie.
ReplyDeleteThat would take forever
DeleteBe a repeat endeavor
Old one eye looks more puzzled than scary.
ReplyDeleteCan she see into the future?
That could be quite hairy.
I don't think so
DeleteBut you never know
Old One Eye is a little scary. Looks like she can see everything with that huge eye.
ReplyDeleteTakes it all in
DeleteAt her loony bin
Old one eye at least stays fit climbing those stairs
ReplyDeleteThat she might
DeleteWith each flight
Old One Eye reminds me of someone... ;)
ReplyDeleteI can def. see how a migraine could come about, having one eye probably causes you to strain to see things that are far away. :)
Have a great weekend!
lol that is very true
DeleteIn making a migraine come due
I'll bet I know her favorite line: "I've got my eye on you."
ReplyDeletePoor thing. She looks kinda dumb with her mouth hanging open like that. Oops. Never mind. I don't guess she has much choice. Poor thing has no nose...
haha poor thing all around
DeleteAs she scares off a hound
"Climb Another Set With The Pet!"
ReplyDeleteGreenie One-eyed seems all mad
Get its migraine off
With a slight scoff
That'll make her the more relaxed
Hank
Migraine goes away
DeleteAnd now more can play
That old one eye scared the boogies out of me!!!!
ReplyDeletehaha hopefully no boogies went flick
DeleteThat be kinda ick
One eye, one mouth
ReplyDeleteAnd yet no nose
But real sharp claws
On those six toes.
At least she can't smell
DeleteWith crap nearby that be swell
Imagine if we had only one eye
ReplyDeleteand then saw someone with two
would it scare us as much as one eye does
or would we welcome it as something new
betty
Hmmm probably scare most
DeleteWith a few liking the host
Old Eye looks like a nightmare or the result of a hangover!
ReplyDeletehaha maybe both
DeleteAs she heads south
I hope old One Eye doesn't get a cataract. That could be a problem.
ReplyDeleteThat would be doom
DeleteAnd bring some gloom
You have to admit that one giant eye is way better than one tiny eye. Imagine living life only able to see a spec at a time? Where's your compassion, cat?!
ReplyDeletehaha very true
DeleteBetter big than small to view
Well, where is she?
ReplyDeleteI wanted to see the scolding she gave thee!
haha....
haha must be hiding away
DeleteAt the beach at her bay
orlin N cassie....we dunno...we haz seen sum cyclopz that look a lot ...lot... lot werse~~~~~
ReplyDeleteheerz two a hairtail, madtom fish kinda week oh end ♥♥♥
Scarier ones you say
DeleteThat has to cause dismay
One step at a time
ReplyDeleteAs you rhyme
Each day
DeleteEvery which way
While you're stepping, don't trip and fall down.
ReplyDeleteThat may hurt
DeleteBlood may spurt
Always look down when going down stairs. I learned this the hard way.
ReplyDeleteLearned that too
DeleteFell down a few
One Eye shouldn't fear. Halloween is near! So take the one eye in stride, and wear it with pride!
ReplyDeleteThe halloween nazi would know
DeleteThere at her show
"Old one eye" on the mind
ReplyDeleteShe's winking all the time
At least that's what we think
(I don't want to raise a stink).
Raise away
DeleteMore fun at my bay
Maybe that cat took your advice and got drunk coz it's summer.
ReplyDeleteCould have indeed
DeleteProbably did at her feed
Thank god Old One eye looks like it comes from Monsters Inc. When I first read about Ole one eye I thought a doctor's visit was to be told.
ReplyDeletehaha none of that
DeleteThat be nasty for Pat or cat
Sometimes I feel like I have but one eye
ReplyDeleteWith my camera always playing I Spy...
Catching all
DeleteAt your hall
Juan Aye?
ReplyDeletelost me
DeleteAt my sea
Those one I cartoon things are creepy.
ReplyDeleteThat they can be
DeleteAs they see thee