What You Need At Your Feed!

So the cat is gonna rip off Halloween Nazi at his bay. I already did Christmas with the Blue Guy's blue balls on display, so let's do Halloween too. The Halloween Nazi is here to help you.

 If you want to scare,

And not do it by being bare,

Then listen to my tips.

Read my Halloween Nazi lips.

Grow out your hair.

Face can't be bare.

Let it grow everywhere.

A Sasquatch with flair.

Hammer bolts in your neck.

Peripheral vision you may wreck.

But don't worry about that.

You'll sure scare a cat.

Sit in water all day.

Shrivel up at your bay.

Look like a saggy skinned fish man.

All will run and really be a fan.

Grow out your teeth. 

Show what lies beneath.

Give a little suck.

You may be in luck.

Get a plastic mask.

It will fit the task.

Add a fancy hat,

And you'll be all of that.

Don't forget to use your finger,

Let that thing out to linger.

Place it on your chin.

More evil points you will win.

Teeth brushing is a no no.

They have to be yellow when they show.

Or rotten to the core.

Gross doesn't bore.

Get some fancy glasses too.

Then you can take them off and yell, boo!

With your creepy, lazy eye.

Even better if the eye did die.

And finally scratch up your face.

Aliens will see it from outer space.

It will look that bad.

Then a fun Halloween will be had.

Wow, Halloween Nazi is as violent as can be. She really takes Halloween seriously. Maybe someone should get her a happy pill. Blood and gore shouldn't thrill. But at least with her tips you'll get lots of candy as you'll scare away any kid that is handy. Not sure I'd follow her advice though class. You may want to trust my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.