So the cat is gonna rip off Halloween Nazi at his bay. I already did Christmas with the Blue Guy's blue balls on display, so let's do Halloween too. The Halloween Nazi is here to help you.
Wow, Halloween Nazi is as violent as can be. She really takes Halloween seriously. Maybe someone should get her a happy pill. Blood and gore shouldn't thrill. But at least with her tips you'll get lots of candy as you'll scare away any kid that is handy. Not sure I'd follow her advice though class. You may want to trust my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
If you want to scare,
And not do it by being bare,
Then listen to my tips.
Read my Halloween Nazi lips.
Grow out your hair.
Face can't be bare.
Let it grow everywhere.
A Sasquatch with flair.
Hammer bolts in your neck.
Peripheral vision you may wreck.
But don't worry about that.
You'll sure scare a cat.
Sit in water all day.
Shrivel up at your bay.
Look like a saggy skinned fish man.
All will run and really be a fan.
Grow out your teeth.
Show what lies beneath.
Give a little suck.
You may be in luck.
Get a plastic mask.
It will fit the task.
Add a fancy hat,
And you'll be all of that.
Don't forget to use your finger,
Let that thing out to linger.
Place it on your chin.
More evil points you will win.
Teeth brushing is a no no.
They have to be yellow when they show.
Or rotten to the core.
Gross doesn't bore.
Get some fancy glasses too.
Then you can take them off and yell, boo!
With your creepy, lazy eye.
Even better if the eye did die.
And finally scratch up your face.
Aliens will see it from outer space.
It will look that bad.
Then a fun Halloween will be had.
Wow, Halloween Nazi is as violent as can be. She really takes Halloween seriously. Maybe someone should get her a happy pill. Blood and gore shouldn't thrill. But at least with her tips you'll get lots of candy as you'll scare away any kid that is handy. Not sure I'd follow her advice though class. You may want to trust my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
Suza!
ReplyDeleteBlue wasn't here
DeleteSo it you, my dear ;)
Blue was out
DeleteSuza had the clout
Great post!
DeleteYipppeee
DeleteFor meee
Plus it's hard to type when you're on the road
DeleteLike... a big blue toad
Are you really on the road though?
DeleteThe car is on the road as you go
No.#1
ReplyDeleteHank
Such fun!
DeleteFive grand kids too
That's five more than Grumpy Goo
So close today
DeleteBut seconds away
Thanks Blue and Pat
DeleteSome days are bad!
Hank
Seconds too late
DeleteSome days not up to the plate
Seconds are all you need
DeleteAt the Kitty Cat feed
That they are
DeleteTo be on par
Covering all the holidays
ReplyDeleteThere at your sea
Kinds gross and ghoulish
From the Hallowe'en Nazi
haha she is that way
DeleteScary at your bay
Oops *Kinda*
DeleteA typo
DeleteHow low
Gotta brush my teeth now!
ReplyDeleteYou know, I'm sure Halloween really confuses aliens...
Yeah, they look at us with disgust
DeleteNo wonder there is no trust
Hmmm....the Blue Guy's blue balls on display
ReplyDeleteBut I always brush my teeth before I play
Scratch up your face.... maybe when it start to itch
Might get myself a brand new stitch
Hello Cat, I'm on the road
Like a blue ball toad
Hopefully nothing gets that itchy
DeleteOr ends up being super twitchy
Keeping my fingers crossed and my toes too
DeleteAnd I'll raise you a Scooby Doo!
Cross away
DeleteAs twitchy sucks a ton every day
Halloween has hit the stores.
ReplyDeleteSeems early, but kids want more!
That they do
DeleteSoon christmas will be in view
If you want fun on Halloween
ReplyDeleteWhere only strange things will be seen
Put your two lips together and whistle
Things happen faster than dawn on a thistle
Spooky teeth that glow in the night
Don't whine, you asked for the fright
Is it for jest or is it for real
Won't matter, Halloween has it's appeal
You asked and received it
DeleteSo can't hiss and spit
Is it better to give or receive though?
The cat can grab some tp and throw
Faces that are hairy
ReplyDeleteAre not what I find scary.
Scarier, far, to me
Are people who look like frogs at my sea.
Frog faces can be funny
DeleteBeats teeth like a bunny
Can't believe Halloween is around the bend
ReplyDeletethis year will soon end
I did read an article about an interesting costume for Halloween
It involves someone recently who did a bit of changing
betty
I think I know who
DeleteIs meant by you
I always liked halloween
ReplyDeletefree candy as a kid
and women on halloween serve as eye-candy as an adult
haha that is true
DeleteThere are many that aren't bad to view
So many options from you
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure what to do
Maybe I'll be Trump and scare them all
I'd eat all my treats and have a ball.
Thanks so much for adding my book to your nook!
I'm honored, as I keep taking a look.
Trump would scare anyone to death
DeleteLeaving them out of breath
bring on the end of days
Killing all as they gaze
Halloween,
ReplyDeleteYou make me scream
with your scary suggestions
that raise many questions!
Seven months ahead!
That's quite a spread!
As for me it's seven posts;
I have no boasts!
I'll try to post my comment on the right day.
Unlike yesterday! Have a good one at your bay!
haha a little off
DeleteNo need to scoff
Seven months keeps me going
With a daily rhyming showing
Takes a while to build up
But works for any old hiccup
I burst out laughing thinking of someone sitting in a bath full of water so they can prune and scare people. At least you got unique ideas, cat!
ReplyDeletehaha sit there all day
DeleteAnd you'd be a scary display
The cat goes out there
With ideas to spare
I bet she's scheming decorations as we speak...type. :)
ReplyDeletehaha bet she is
DeleteWith her halloween nazi biz
So don't take care of hygiene and you're good to go?
ReplyDeleteThat is the trick
DeleteCan work some slick
Mork and Mindy costumes I think I'll stick with
ReplyDeleteBetter than lord of the dark sith
haha that it is
DeleteCould go Fonz biz
Some people are just naturally scary!
ReplyDeleteThat they are
DeleteNear and far
Halloween is fun no matter what.
ReplyDeleteNo matter what you say
DeleteEven when the real scaries come to play? lol
That's some scary stuff at your bay, today. The growing out your teeth and not brushing them make me want to vomit!
ReplyDeletehaha it would be as nasty as can be
DeleteBut work good for the day at your sea
I love Halloween, but not so much the gore.
ReplyDeleteYeah, that is overboard
DeleteWith the crap that is stored
Listen, I become terrified when my hubby asks me to pull his finger
ReplyDeletelol nose gets scared
DeleteAs the finger is paired
Halloweens not so far away.
ReplyDeleteGhosts, goblins, and freaks will be out that day.
I'll stay home.
Lock the door and hide
DeleteWith they come out for a candy ride
I love Halloween and love to dress up, but I don't think I'll be following any of the Cat's tips. lol
ReplyDeleteNot a one?
DeleteThey are fun
Scary times are just around the corner.....along with candy:)
ReplyDeleteCandy they like
DeleteA sugar high shall spike
I love Halloween...but I'll skip the costume, especially if it means growing facial hair or growing out my teeth!
ReplyDeletehaha but it may catch on
DeleteAnd a new style could dawn
Honored you decided to spoof me today ;) You know, I actually started my Halloween shopping last Sunday. I had the manager at Walgreen's pull out all their Halloween stuff from the back so I could have first pick. I am staring to think I have a problem.
ReplyDeleteThat you surely just might
DeleteBut there are worse problems that could take flight
Halloween is on the mind?
ReplyDeleteBut we haven't yet left summer behind!
It soon will be
DeleteSummer shall flee
I love Halloween!
ReplyDeleteYou post was sweet
great masks, very neat
did you know zombies eat meat?
Sorry, I've no idea where I was going!
Happy Halloween!
haha no idea can work
DeleteCan lead to a fun perk
Halloween is too far away to consider
ReplyDeletetoo much time in between to twitter
zombies on halloween make me bitter
I'd rather clean up the cat's litter!
haha guess there is one day
DeleteWhere you'll go cat at your bay
I think I will be alone this year for Halloween. I think the Hubs will be in Las Vegas.
ReplyDeleteGambling away
DeleteThere at your bay?