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The Yell Of The Cell!
The cat is out and about here and there, that you know at my lair. While out and about what do I se…

From Good To Misunderstood!
So the cat has done it a time or two when hopping from zoo to zoo. I've hit the wrong button an…

A Tisket, A Tasket, Wanna Buy A Casket?
Just when the cat thought he has seen it all, you humans stoop even lower at your hall. Pat really …

Another Bunch That Are Out To Lunch!
The cat has saved up more to use at his shore. You humans sure use them far and wide. You take them…

The Thirst For Worst?
The cat will spoil things for you today. I am going to go all worst at my bay. Nope, not zombie fee…

A New Dot Hot To Trot!
Looking for that special name? But damn, taken by .com fame. Don't forget .net and .org too. It…

How About That From The Cat!
The cat heard a human retort with "how about that," thinking they were all right and such…

Stuck In Hell For A Spell!
Geez, you guys go to the best spots. You must all enjoy leaving the cat behind lots. I can say I…

Round Thirty Eight Brings Us Up To Date!
We are back to another edition of search engine nuts. They sure must sniff many butts. They are as …

The Art Of The Sparkly Fart!
So today is the day the cat as reached his goal. 50 kids books have now taken a stroll. Nearing 100…

An Easy Way To Cause Dismay!
The cat sees it everywhere as he sits and gives a glare. From NWO crap to cartoons, books and movie…

Only Sure Isn't Lonely!
The cat watches people throw that word around a ton. And guess what? They usually lie to everyone. …

And Now Four Has Taken The Tour!
What's today? Is it something at my bay? Hmm, it could be. Can it be guessed by thee? If you ar…

Goal Has Been Foiled, You've Been Spoiled!
So the cat saw a person yapping the other day that they got spoiled at their bay. But it was for a …

Don't Be Lazy Instead Turn Up The Crazy!
Another tune got stuck in Pat's head and so we have another we needed to put to bed. This one i…

Can Shock With The Clock!
So the cat was off doing this and that the other day when he ran into an argument at another bay. H…

Another Book Crime Without Any Rhyme!
Pat is hijacking the cat's rhyming once more. He has yet another book that doesn't rhyme ou…

Was Irish Air Right At My Site?
So a while ago in a comment below, Anne came up from her paint fume high and gave a comment cry. Ob…

The Could Is Misunderstood!
So the cat heard another saying for the thousandth time the other day. Humans really like to use th…

Many Choices For You Sure Come Due!
Are you looking to move at your zoo? Do you hate town name changes that come due? Now you don't…

Rules To Date And Confuse Your Mate!
A while back, the rules of dating were brought up at my shack. As in there are so many damn rules b…

Travel Far To This Sand Bar!
Want to go on a fun trip? The cat has another place for you that you can zip. Just follow along wit…

We Go Absurd With Anatomy Of A Word!
The cat watches you humans get wordy every day. Hell, I use your words at my bay. But that doesn…

Microaggressions At Play Here Today!
Humans are pathetic as can be. Boo hoo he or she said a bad thing to me. Get the hell over it. No n…

A Blast From The Last!
The cat had ordered Pat to go get food. We were down to half a bag, that is just rude. He got there…

Take A Whiff Of The What If!
The cat hears this almost everyday, what if this, what if that, at his bay. That seems to be all so…

Here I Type With Some Hype!
The cat has fallen for it a time or two, so it's not just a human view. Or maybe it is and the …

A Whoopdi Return To Try And Earn!
Robbie Raisin is back today. I want to have a new show to play. I need that ad revenue you know. Us…

Take A Smell Where You Dwell!
Back we are, To help near and far. I'll make that insecurity go away, So you can have a nice d…

The Whine Shall Now Align!
The rip offs are through. Back to the norm at my zoo. Wait, wasn't it the norm before? Stop tha…