The cat sees it everywhere as he sits and gives a glare. From NWO crap to cartoons, books and movies across the map. Some crazy nut job wants to take over the world, they give an evil laugh with their lips curled. But they always go big and in a deep hole they dig.
Let's take over.
Rule human and rover.
I'm so evil I deserve to win.
I will do all others in.
Just look at my big big big thing.
It is so threatening at every wing.
Run from my big big big thing.
Can't you hear the death toll ring?
The bigger I go the more I win.
So just bow down at your bin.
Don't stop and stare.
Succumb to my evil glare.
Apocalypse deserves respect.
Don't give Thanos any neglect.
Bowser wants it too.
So does James Bond Villain 52.
Hans Gruber will get his way.
Loki will come out to play.
Tempestra will hit the trail.
Moriarty sure won't fail.
All shall rule.
They are no fool.
Those good guys will lose,
As they all abuse.
Oh wait!
Losing is their fate.
How can that be?
We had a big big big thingy.
Hmm that sounds wrong,
But just follow along.
Or you could join them in jail,
If you give such a showing a sail.
Anyway, they all lose.
The good guys take a cruise.
They can't take over the world.
Their evil lips are no longer curled.
When all you have to do,
Is really get a clue.
Throw the big big big thingy away,
And just steal all the coffee from bay to bay.
There you have it all. If you want to rule each and every hall. Steal the coffee from all over the Earth. You will now own something of worth. Addicted humans everywhere will bow at your feet. No one will leave you in defeat. You will be ruler whether happy or crass. Well at least of 99% of the population like that Betsy lass, who drinks coffee in mass, unlike my non coffee drinking little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
Let's take over.
Rule human and rover.
I'm so evil I deserve to win.
I will do all others in.
Just look at my big big big thing.
It is so threatening at every wing.
Run from my big big big thing.
Can't you hear the death toll ring?
The bigger I go the more I win.
So just bow down at your bin.
Don't stop and stare.
Succumb to my evil glare.
Apocalypse deserves respect.
Don't give Thanos any neglect.
Bowser wants it too.
So does James Bond Villain 52.
Hans Gruber will get his way.
Loki will come out to play.
Tempestra will hit the trail.
Moriarty sure won't fail.
All shall rule.
They are no fool.
Those good guys will lose,
As they all abuse.
Oh wait!
Losing is their fate.
How can that be?
We had a big big big thingy.
Hmm that sounds wrong,
But just follow along.
Or you could join them in jail,
If you give such a showing a sail.
Anyway, they all lose.
The good guys take a cruise.
They can't take over the world.
Their evil lips are no longer curled.
When all you have to do,
Is really get a clue.
Throw the big big big thingy away,
And just steal all the coffee from bay to bay.
There you have it all. If you want to rule each and every hall. Steal the coffee from all over the Earth. You will now own something of worth. Addicted humans everywhere will bow at your feet. No one will leave you in defeat. You will be ruler whether happy or crass. Well at least of 99% of the population like that Betsy lass, who drinks coffee in mass, unlike my non coffee drinking little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
Hello!
ReplyDeleteIn on time
DeleteWith a tiny chime
Great post!
DeleteYipppeee
DeleteFor meee
In the place to be
DeleteI was sleepy and late
Such was my fate
But I made it anyway
To the Kitty Cat Bay today
Got on in indeed
DeleteEven if half awake at your feed
Asleep on my couch
DeleteLike a grumpy grouch
Not a fox
In a fox
Grumpy and not humpy?
DeleteNo wonder you're grumpy lol
Hans Gruber... I remember that guy.
ReplyDeleteDidn't he fly?
He tried to fly
DeleteBut became a pancake guy
'Please don't kill me! You're one of them!' Great scene.
DeleteFaked it well
DeleteThen got sent to hell
And it did sell
DeleteAnd beats the hell out of five
DeleteThat thing should never survive
Everyone wants to rule over something or someone, its in the human blood I guess.
ReplyDeleteThat it seems to be
DeleteFrom sea to sea
The need to rule
DeleteMakes us drool
And feel like we matter
As much as the mad hatter
Yep, when we don't
DeleteBecause we won't
No, no, no, the villains can't have the coffee.
ReplyDeleteThey could win
DeleteAnd do all in
"An Easy Way To Cause Dismay!"
ReplyDeleteCoffee drinkers just watch your way
May not get drunk
But highly-strung
May have to reboot and sneak away
Hank
They can sure get strung
DeleteSteal it and they'll pop a lung
"All shall rule.
ReplyDeleteThey are no fool."
Maybe..... :)
ઇઉ Ell@
Maybe they are
DeleteNear and far
Steal the coffee and run away?/Come 'ere cat, I'll give you something to remember me by everyday! :-)
ReplyDeleteGreetings from London.
haha will it be nice
DeleteAnd fetch a high price
Steal all the coffee you want! I'm not addicted. Actually, maybe I could rule the Earth that way...
ReplyDeleteWe would both get by
DeleteWith no coffee on the fly
Suits me if someone else takes all the coffee. I don't drink coffee so no problem here. And just let those fools rule the world. They are welcome to it.
ReplyDeletehaha the fools can rule
DeleteWorse than dogs who drool
Go deep? Big, big thing? That's a little X rated for my Sunday morning, Patrick.
ReplyDeleteJust to perk you up
DeleteNo need for coffee in any cup
The fools appear to be already ruling!
ReplyDeleteThat they do
DeleteIn every zoo
I wonder if Machiavelli was a coffee drinker? MOL
ReplyDeleteCould have been at his sea
DeleteNot sure back then if it was good coffee
People wouldn't know what to do with themselves
ReplyDeleteThey'd be lost without it
DeleteMay hiss and spit
Of the coffee I don't drink
ReplyDeleteBut about it, I often think
I love coffee with all my soul
But never more can be my goal
I smell coffee everywhere
I lust to drink and never share
But coffee fumes, my only fate
Like a fish who fears the bait
haha well if coffee comes with a hook
DeleteYou may only want to smell and look
That could hurt the lip
And might end in an awful trip
Need that coffee most days to get by
ReplyDeletewouldn't like it if it was taken away or controlled by a fiend
would make life a bit difficult I do believe
maybe I should start doing something to wean
betty
haha you never know
DeleteJust in case you may want to give it a go
You silly cat,
ReplyDeleteDon't you know Bruce Willis, Arnold Swartzeneggar, Will Smith and a few more have already saved the Earth many times on cable.
Bah, they all make crap movies now though
DeleteSo they don't count with their cable show
These guys think they have a big thingy
ReplyDeletebut it is limp and a useless little dinghy.
They bellow and talk up a storm
but the good guys know how to blow up their form.:)
That they do
DeleteSend them to the loo
Flush them down
Save the town
Steal all the coffee and many will go through withdrawal
ReplyDeleteStarbucks and Tim Horton's will be broke at their hall
I drink mostly tea, no caffeine addiction for me...
haha yeah those two chains
DeleteWill feel financial pains
I have had some things lead to my dismay of late. First an unexpected
ReplyDelete(VERY unexpected) divorce request, then watching someone
I've loved a very big part of my life turn into a mean, almost unrecognizable person. Then a few days ago, a routine Dr visit put me in an emergency operation that left me flat on my back for days, with no desire for coffee! Sooo many big changes, but I never in a million years would have thought I'D not be having my daily java. So far, I don't even miss it (though I'm sure I'll drink it again). And w/all of yhe above, despite the hardships they've brought, I'm happier than I've been in longer than I can remember. Who'da thunk it?! :)
Damn, one thing after another at your sea
DeleteAnd no need for coffee
There you go
Get on without it at your show
And happy is sure great
Especially after going through a crummy fate
We won't stand for all that strat.
ReplyDeleteWell give them hell and more than that! lol....
lol too bat strat crazy for you
DeleteThere at your zoo?
When I hear NWO I always think WCW wrestling
ReplyDeletehaha yeah, that pops in
DeleteAlso at my bin
Stealing the coffee just ain't right!!
ReplyDeletelol but it would work
DeleteLeaving all without a smirk
You won't rule me by stealing coffee. Chocolate is a whole different story though!
ReplyDeletehaha guess add that
DeleteTo rule all at ones flat
No, not the coffee!
ReplyDeleteThat would be insane
I don't drink much
But I need it for my brain
And... um... your big, big, big thing is scaring me
I don't know whether to gawk or flee
lmao knew that would scare some
DeleteSo had to be used by my rhyming bum