So today is the day the cat as reached his goal. 50 kids books have now taken a stroll. Nearing 100 books altogether though, but that's with non rhyming stuff on the go. And what better way to meet the goal then to let the farts roll. Hey, kids like that. Maybe even the cat.
Fill your cart.
Create some art.
But not with a brush.
Tell that to shush.
Just pull a finger,
Then it will linger.
The sparkly fart,
Taken to heart.
Art from a fart.
Some kind of art.
Fart to art.
Melts your heart?
Or maybe nose hairs.
But who cares?
It's the art of the sparkly fart.
It sets art apart.
One, two three,
Let it fly free.
The art of a sparkly fart,
Is a new kind of art.
Ready to fart up a storm? Hey, to kids it is the norm. Ever think art could come from a fart? Safer than art made by a dart. That could be stabby and make all crabby. So 50 have now come to pass. But I'll probably keep going with my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
Fill your cart.
Create some art.
But not with a brush.
Tell that to shush.
Just pull a finger,
Then it will linger.
The sparkly fart,
Taken to heart.
Art from a fart.
Some kind of art.
Fart to art.
Melts your heart?
Or maybe nose hairs.
But who cares?
It's the art of the sparkly fart.
It sets art apart.
One, two three,
Let it fly free.
The art of a sparkly fart,
Is a new kind of art.
Ready to fart up a storm? Hey, to kids it is the norm. Ever think art could come from a fart? Safer than art made by a dart. That could be stabby and make all crabby. So 50 have now come to pass. But I'll probably keep going with my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
No.#1
ReplyDeleteHank
Plain to see
DeleteNot been easy
Furtively lurking
It nicely sunk in!
Hank
Good Morning Hank
Deleteas you went in for the win
Truedessa, good morning
DeleteThanks for coming in
Getting the # 1
Still lots of fun!
Hank
Still on in
DeleteFor the win
A lurk
Can be a perk
Great artwork!
DeleteYipppeee
DeleteFor meee
At your furry sea!
DeleteIn the place to be
50 kids books on display
At the Kitty Cat bay!
50 is grand
DeleteHere in my land
"The Art Of The Sparkly Fart!"
ReplyDeleteNotched up no.50 it'll be a glut
Pull the trigger
Knock the fear
The target of a 100 looking up
Hank
100 may sure come due
DeleteWe'll see at my zoo
You certainly made number fifty memorable! Congratulations, Pat.
ReplyDeletehaha yep, won't forget this one
DeleteAnd the sparkly fart fun
Agreed! What better way
DeleteTo celebrate the day
You hit half a century
Way to go, yessiree!
Only took four years or so
DeleteAs I found my flow
This is so hilarious and the timing could not be better. My book club just sat thru the most excruciating speech at a fundraising luncheon from a former Miss USA on how "to sparkle". Damn, I bet she knows the art of the sparkle fart!
ReplyDeletehahaha ugg, sitting through that sounds boring as can be
DeleteNeed some sparkly farts to cause glee
Sparkling farts, who knew? Congrats on numero 50.
ReplyDeleteThey can make art
DeleteJust a shiny fart
Only you, Pat, could think of a book about sparkly farts making art. Kids everywhere are going to start eating Crayola crayons trying to make this possible. Lol lol
ReplyDeleteCongrats on hitting your goal!
hahaha it just popped on in
DeleteSo I went with it at my bin
Hopefully no crayon eating comes due
That would be tough to digest at ones zoo
Congrats on 50 kid books at your nook
ReplyDelete"Sparkly Farts" are "Magical Farts"
and just look a fart the shape of a heart
Oh, I am sure kids will enjoy this art..
Ok, glad I opted for cereal today and no eggs
as you never know what they will bring...lol...
Was fun to do
DeleteAs it popped in at my zoo
And yeah avoid those
To save a nose lol
Fifty?! Well that's just nifty. Wish I could say that I can't relate but the guys in my family fart right out the gate and still think it's silly and do it willy nilly. No matter where they are a fart is never too far.
ReplyDeletehaha gas sure can come due
DeleteMaybe they hope to use it to cure your one eyed view
Congrats on your stinky book!
ReplyDeleteHopefully it will stink up the place
DeleteWith an embrace
I am a little girl ... :))
ReplyDeleteCan I get your book? :)))
Congratulations, Pat!
ઇઉ Ell@
All can get it
DeleteHaving a sparkly fart fit
I wish I could son my son would not be interested, but I'm venturing to guess that he'd LOVE this book. Stinkers make him laugh... in fact, they make the big boys laugh too, so maybe it's something the male species never outgrows. ;)
ReplyDeleteBig congrats on another release!
haha yeah, the male species seems to like gas
DeleteSo the sparkly farts could come in mass
That's amazing! Congratulations! You are our inspiration and motivation :)
ReplyDeleteTwo in one
DeleteWorks under my sun
Fifty books out on the shelf
ReplyDeleteAll ready for the Christmas elf
Congrats on this the sparkly book
Turn the page and have a look
A little fart
DeleteTaken to heart lol
Ha, love the art style and I don't even mind the abundance of sparkly shimmers since it's all for a good cause. Cheers to another winner, good sir!
ReplyDeleteYeah, it all makes art
DeleteSparkles taken to heart
You've passed another good one Pat, congrats!
ReplyDeletePassed it out
DeleteWith no gas about
Book number fifty,
ReplyDeleteHow nifty.
Adding this one to my list,
It's a book that can't be missed.
Congratulations.
Hope it is fun
DeleteTo give a run
Congrats on reaching 50; I bet you'll do 50 more!
ReplyDeleteIt sounds like a cute book for a child to read
lots of silly pictures and plot
one can easily see!
betty
Silly sure works out
DeleteEven as farts are about
That's awesome! Sparkly farts???HA HA HA HA! LMAO! And a great start to the week! :)
ReplyDeleteLiven up a Monday
Deletehere at my bay
That's awesome! Sparkly farts???HA HA HA HA! LMAO! And a great start to the week! :)
ReplyDeleteTimes two
DeleteAt my zoo
50 kids books is an impressive feat. Congrats, Pat!
ReplyDeleteNice to impress
DeleteThat i will confess
What a great start
ReplyDeleteOn the next 50 - the sparkly fart
It's a nice upgrade to the smelly part
Make the fart into a work of art.
Congratulations!
You never stop. You always start.
You amaze me. I state this from the heart.
Nice to amaze
DeleteWith my craze
50 more you say?
We'll see what comes into play
Oh, my. Love the pics. I wouldnt want to take a sniff.
ReplyDeleteYeah the art may stink
DeleteAnd drive one to the brink
Big congrats to you!
ReplyDeleteThanks for that
DeleteFrom Pat and cat
Congrats on #50! I bet all the boy kids who fart sparkly will grow up to be figure skaters....not there is anything wrong with that:) Between my hubby and my dog I would be waist deep in sparkle.
ReplyDeletehaha the cat can add to it
DeleteNot sure I'd ever want to get into that figure skating umm spit
#50! Wow. And you continue with amazing creativity.
ReplyDeleteSusan Says
They just flow
DeleteAnd away I go
Not exactly sure what's so funny about a fart
ReplyDeletebut I guess if you can make them sparkle I could call it art.
Kids do love all body functions so much
Gives them a thrill to be in control and such.
Yeah, it gives kids a thrill
DeleteA sparkly one can fit the bill
Well, having been the one woman in a house of men, I totally get this. Fortunately, the green gas is now a "fond" memory around here.
ReplyDeletehaha well at least it is fond
DeleteAnd not something bad or beyond
This makes me think of "Fart School for the Gifted" from Bob's Burgers.
ReplyDeleteIt sure is a gift
DeleteAs sparkly farts come swift
you are such a goofball! ha. Congrats on the book publishing milestone! Forever awesome!
ReplyDeleteA goofball works for me
DeleteAwesome indeed at my sea
Good for you! I was deprived of fart humor as a child. It's a bodily function. You are not supposed to laugh. Yes, Mom was a hoot.
ReplyDeletehaha geez, not a laugh was had
DeleteThat is rather sad
Ha ha -- I guess after about 50 books you run out of subjects!! And, ha, this is a subject that will get a reader's attention! Smiles.
ReplyDeleteThe cat shall never run out
DeleteBut this one deserved a shout
So is there sticky sparkles in their underwear from all that farting?
ReplyDeleteHmm there could be
DeleteJust glad they aren't cleaned by me
orlin N cassie
ReplyDeletede food serviss gurls dad wood loves thiz book, heez ben tryin ta fart sparkleez for 80 yeerz now !!!!! conga rats guys on book 50...thiz iz mega kewl !!!! ♥♥♥
lol you just never know
DeleteMaybe one day a sparkly fart shall show
Only you would write a book
ReplyDeleteabout gas filling up every nook.
Isn't your first on this theme
as you are on a writing steam. haha...
lol nope, been done once before
DeleteA Fart Apart at my shore lol
50 books, wow! Kudos, Pat.
ReplyDeleteWas fun to do
DeleteAt my zoo
Wow! 50 books! That is impressive! I am sure this is a topic that gets kids rolling on the floor. :)
ReplyDelete~Jess
Yeah, will get them some fun
DeleteAs they go on a fart run
cool art
ReplyDeleteTurned out grand
DeleteHere in my land
Sparkly farts is a good choice for book 50! Congrats!
ReplyDeleteYep, perfect one
DeleteHad to be done
LOL! And congrats to you on 50 children's books, Pat! Obviously OCD works in blogging and book writing! Enjoyed the riff on "only!" Don't get between me and my coffee ~ Bow down? I'd probably plow you down! At first I thought you were writing about Donald Trump and his hair! I don't always get where you're going at times! LOL! Have a good one!
ReplyDeletelol sometimes the cat sure goes far and wide
DeleteCan change like the tide
Mary Poppins? Rainbow farts? What's going on here?
ReplyDeleteIt may confuse
DeleteAs I amuse
Wow!!! Congrats Pat!
ReplyDeleteNice to wow
DeleteAnd not have a cow
Ha! Great way to celebrate 50
ReplyDeleteSparkly farts are very nifty
And art created by the gas?
Cheers to the Crayola ass!
lol the Crayola ass
DeleteMay soon be farting in mass
hahahahah.... just last week I did the color run with sparkle at the end. If I would have let a fart out, it would have blown sparkles clear to Canada. That is how much sparkle crap they threw on me.
ReplyDeletehahaha damn that is a lot
DeleteYou must have ended up pokadot