The cat watches you humans get wordy every day. Hell, I use your words at my bay. But that doesn't mean I don't see what you do. You go all body part at your zoo. Don't believe me? Just sit back and see.
That's a load of crap.
He got a bum rap.
Bum in a wrapper?
Diaper instead of crapper?
It will never fail.
Give me a cocktail.
Should I go there?
Might lead to cock fighting at my lair.
If you want this to cease,
Add in some elbow grease.
Damn that says my OCD.
Grease on an elbow is just nasty.
He had such good will,
That he was able to foot the bill.
He stomped on the bill?
That sure isn't goodwill.
No need to beg,
I was just pulling your leg.
Umm, I would have noticed that.
I am a four legged cat.
You get the crown.
You win, hands down.
Wouldn't you want to cheer?
Hands up would be more clear.
You never should have lingered,
As you just got fingered.
Hmm, was it enjoyable at least?
Nature of the beast.
I bet they are never numb,
Just look at that beach bum.
So you have a sandy ass?
Damn, hope a cat doesn't trespass.
Seen with the naked eye,
Something that was a me, oh my.
So eyes have clothes too?
Damn, no fashion sense at my zoo.
Whether far or near,
You can have someone's ear.
Did you chop it off?
That someone may scoff.
Does anatomy get a bum rap? I could go on all day with your anatomy trap. But I won't bend your ear. That may give you a bottoms up rear. We may not see eye to eye. I blame the tall or short guy. I just hope you have enough class that you never finger my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
That's a load of crap.
He got a bum rap.
Bum in a wrapper?
Diaper instead of crapper?
It will never fail.
Give me a cocktail.
Should I go there?
Might lead to cock fighting at my lair.
If you want this to cease,
Add in some elbow grease.
Damn that says my OCD.
Grease on an elbow is just nasty.
He had such good will,
That he was able to foot the bill.
He stomped on the bill?
That sure isn't goodwill.
No need to beg,
I was just pulling your leg.
Umm, I would have noticed that.
I am a four legged cat.
You get the crown.
You win, hands down.
Wouldn't you want to cheer?
Hands up would be more clear.
You never should have lingered,
As you just got fingered.
Hmm, was it enjoyable at least?
Nature of the beast.
I bet they are never numb,
Just look at that beach bum.
So you have a sandy ass?
Damn, hope a cat doesn't trespass.
Seen with the naked eye,
Something that was a me, oh my.
So eyes have clothes too?
Damn, no fashion sense at my zoo.
Whether far or near,
You can have someone's ear.
Did you chop it off?
That someone may scoff.
Does anatomy get a bum rap? I could go on all day with your anatomy trap. But I won't bend your ear. That may give you a bottoms up rear. We may not see eye to eye. I blame the tall or short guy. I just hope you have enough class that you never finger my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
Suza!
ReplyDeleteBack on top
DeleteOf the crop
Great post!
DeleteYippeee
DeleteFor mee
From coast to coast!
DeleteDon't mean to boast...
With a goat
DeleteIn a boat
A nose for news
ReplyDeleteYou wouldn't want to lose
Hunts for smelly stories
And relives past glories
Smelly stories you say
DeleteLike manure at ones bay?
Let's drink to our hearts content! :)
ReplyDeleteHaha good one
DeleteHearts need to have fun
And you didn't even have to break a leg!
ReplyDeleteNot one of the four
DeleteAs we took the tour
Hands down, hands up, hands all around
ReplyDeleteHands are the word, hands do abound
Get a leg up, how high will it go
Try it once, I really don't know
May be spry
DeleteLeg in the sky
Oh where that could go
My mind sinks low
I knew that was approaching the
Deletemoment I hit publish. LOL
lol you know the cat
DeleteHere at my mat
Now that is an earfull,
ReplyDeleteWell I must shake a leg
and get ready.
Shake and enjoy
DeleteThe anatomy ploy
I won't put my foot in my mouth today
ReplyDeleteThat is good
DeleteBut can it fit at your hood
Talk anatomy all day if you must
ReplyDeletethat's what I'm surrounded with at work
body parts and body fluids all around
maybe one day you'll want to hang around and lurk
betty
haha no thank you
DeleteMy ocd would be scared at your zoo
Now that I am without my blue suede shoe, I keep finding myself footing too many bills.
ReplyDeleteDamn, the bills sure suck
DeleteAnd they cost more than a buck
Sometimes we do wish the crap would cease for a little while!
ReplyDeleteWould be nice
DeleteJust chase mice
Words, words and more words. Who can figure ii all out. Surely not the cats.
ReplyDeleteNope, too many
DeleteWe don't need any
I'd chew on this one if I could
ReplyDeleteKindly add chocolate sprinkles if you would
I'd like that chewing to be good.
May get a paper cut
DeleteEven with sprinkles at your hut
Pat, you know that words are fun,
ReplyDeleteI bet your desire to rhyme is never done!
So it's true we may be a wee bit wordy,
However, large amounts of grammar in our head help keep the brain sturdy.
In other news: my rhyming skills today suck.
Hey, they worked out
DeleteAs you rhymed about
True, having much in the head
Keeps it from winding up dead
Anatomy talk should be more fun.
ReplyDeleteCan be fun
DeleteTo give a run
Elbow grease is disgusting. I have no desire to put such material on my elbows!
ReplyDeletehaha yeah, nasty as can be
DeleteAt any old sea
Anatomy talk.... with a cat? I really not understood...
ReplyDeleteI'm talking with my kitty about fashion, fragrance and Jimmy Choo, not about anatomy! :))
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haha well each has their own
DeleteWith their own tone
At least I've never had to dip my toe in the lady pool!
ReplyDeleteGood with no dipping
DeleteWith any old tipping
I never thought of the elbow grease in that way before and now I'm skeeved. I'll never use that saying again. Thanks, Cat!
ReplyDeleteThe cat cured you
DeleteThere at your zoo
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ReplyDeletehaha hopefully your eyes remain fine
DeleteAnd nothing scary comes to each feline
I never thought about how much anatomy talk we use every day. Though, elbow grease is my least favorite of them all ;)
ReplyDeleteYeah, a nasty one
DeleteNo need for a run
insert corny joke about funny bone
ReplyDeleteFunny bone gets used a ton
DeleteSkipped that one
Ha ha anatomy with the cat :)
ReplyDeleteWho'd have guessed that
DeleteWhere we are at
Ha, my favorite one is about the cocktail and all its shades of meaning!!
ReplyDeletehaha has a ton
DeleteTo give a fun run
My funny bone is not funny
ReplyDeleteit hurts like hell, Honey!
Oops sorry I shan't call you that
makes me sound like a brat.
Let's hope I don't break a leg
that means , on broadway, the opposite of laying an egg.
Break a leg there
DeleteAnd you'd be rich at your lair
I hear a long-arm calling my name
ReplyDeleteAfter my sewing machine got booted from the game
Damn, have to get back in
DeleteFor the win
I wish someone would foot my bill ~ Enjoy the week Pat ~ It's still pretty warm where I am ~
ReplyDeleteYeah, be nice
DeleteHeat is here too with bad sleeping price
hilarious those phrases are....
ReplyDeleteelbow grease is the weirdest by far....
Yep, nastiest too
DeleteWho wants that goo
"We Go Absurd With Anatomy Of A Word!"
ReplyDeleteMaking the rounds and into it all in concert
Better cut out all the brag
Before it becomes a drag
Keep silent and not to unnecessarily blurt
Hank
No need to blurt
DeleteWorks if one doesn't spurt
'Give it a little elbow grease.' hahaha I haven't heard that in awhile, but that was a staple saying in my house when I was a kid.
ReplyDeleteI only heard it a time or two
DeleteNasty to think about literally at ones zoo
I don't think I'd like a bottoms up the rear.
ReplyDeleteNope, it would suck
DeleteAnd not bring luck