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A Future Day As The Ghosts Play!
So way back when Halloween started someone must have farted. That is the only reason for this. The …

Here Come The Dumb Who've Had Too Much Rum!
The cat has noticed a thing here and there, like I always do at my lair, some people just can't…

The Beat Of The Treat!
Halloween is near and all the kiddies will shake their rear. Out they will go and run to and fro. T…

A Hypothetical Day Here At My Bay!
The cat was reading a hypothetical thingy the other day and they wanted to know what you'd say.…

Back With A Scare By The Pair!
The cat was sniffing around, not butts like a hound, but actual stuff we can use at my sea. I found…

Max With No Rhyme, Such A Crime!
Geez, Pat and his non rhyming books. They deserve no looks. Did the cat say that? Whoops, sorry Pat…

A Scare For Your Neck Hair!
Do you need a date? Want to find a mate? No superstitions need be had, just hop on a dating site at…

When You Go Black You Get A Heart Attack?
Stupid humans far and wide. Oh no, I saw black, now someone died. Pffft, idiot humans I'll say …

I Meant To At My Zoo!
The cat is so slack today. I meant to write a post at my bay but it just slipped my mind. How could…

Boppity Blue And The Kangaroo!
The cat is back once more with another book at his shore. The blue guy whined so much about his sho…

Need A Man? Become A Halloween Fan!
The cat finds all kinds of ridiculous things around, but you humans can really astound. Are you tha…

Round Thirty Nine Is For The Feline!
So I've been saving the cat search terms up for a while of those who find me and my rhyming sty…

The Stupid Side Takes Pride!
The cat knows you have seen much here and there as you surf the internet at your lair, but did you …

Next Big Thing Gets Another Fling!
You humans throw that term around a lot. Next big thing is your only known plot. That or your new a…

What's With The Cow Anyhow?
The cat has seen it all, not really at his hall, but he likes to pretend. Hey, you humans just keep…

They Are Real And After Your Meal!
Since it is Halloween month out there, the cat will let you in on something at my lair. Vampires ar…

A Little Helpful Day At My Bay!
The cat has searched far and wide, finding books that will fill you with pride. No need to thank me…

A Number Trumps Lumber!
The cat has done a post on luck, telling all humans it is as made up as that plastic duck. But huma…

Run Wildish With The Childish!
The cat and Pat have both been called childish a time or two, and hey, we don't mind at our zoo…

A Little Death As Some Draw Their Last Breath.
The cat was off doing this or that when the Halloween Nazi's voice was heard where we're at…

Some Brain Type Rain!
So a while ago at her sea snowcatcher gave an idea to me. She wants all spammers and haters brains …

Sleep Like That? Pfft Says The Cat!
The cat has a new neighbor at our show. Does it still count as neighbors in apartments buildings th…

The Russians Are Coming And Umm Chumming?
Talk about a Halloween treat. No need to even go down the street. They will come to you. I think I&…

Asking All With This Cat Call!
This just popped on in so I gave it a big spin. Would you imagine something can pop? That right the…

An Insecure Attack To Help The Pack!
It's Halloween time, Or close to it's chime. You are insecure. It has a certain allure.
Us…

A Robot Or Not?
Not only does Google provide the cat with a blog, but they want to help robots with that brain fog.…

I'm Slick With A New Trick!
So you may not be able to teach an old mutt a new trick but the cat can pick them up some slick. Wh…

The Exaggeration Of Anticipation!
There was an allegation that there is something to anticipation, whether that be compensation or a …

Is Passion Outta Fashion?
The cat used crappy English there. Does outta make you swear? Too many questions already? I guess t…

The Goal Of A Hole!
I've heard it time and time again here at my den. You want to get out of the hole. Umm, need a …

The Month Of Scare, Readers Beware!
The cat will scare you today, as Halloween is coming to play. Oh what I will do. One is for Gloria …