This just popped on in so I gave it a big spin. Would you imagine something can pop? That right there may make you stop. But if you are to keep going, enjoy today's rhyme time showing.
If I were to be on time,
Would the ticking clock still chime?
Can you hear what I have written?
Maybe not unless you're smitten.
Will you stay awake to read?
Only if the sheep take seed.
Maybe that makes little sense,
But they just jumped a fence.
Are you sitting on the fence?
That may hurt, just my ten cents.
I can't say something like one or two.
For we have no more pennies in view.
Just because you can't sit and view,
Does it really mean it left you?
How are you to know if you don't see?
Don't ask me, I'm asking thee.
If you are confused in the head,
Have you heard what has been said?
That brings us back to what's been written.
Has the bite been good and bitten?
Will you read this on the fly?
Will you be really low or rather high?
What is it that you will be on?
Should I consider that one a great big con?
Can great and big be used at once?
Could make me sound like a dunce.
Where's the corner and the cap.
No, I didn't say I had the clap.
Can your mind play tricks on you?
If it does you may end up as glue.
Hey, beggars can't be all that picky.
At least you'll still be able to make people sticky.
Where did that come from at my sea?
Don't ask me, I'm still asking thee.
Would my mind go to such lengths?
I consider it one of my strengths.
Have you begun to stand and stare?
Is your brain now on and fully aware?
So let me know what comes of it.
What is it? Hey, I asked you that shit.
Have you got an answer or three? To what? Hey, don't ask me. You made me say hey a lot today. Hay is for horses so they say. It can work for cows too. They sure have some stink come due. With that I will say don't have a cow. I have left you good and whelmed now. Should you find this confusing or crass, just know, it's another day in the life of my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
If I were to be on time,
Would the ticking clock still chime?
Can you hear what I have written?
Maybe not unless you're smitten.
Will you stay awake to read?
Only if the sheep take seed.
Maybe that makes little sense,
But they just jumped a fence.
Are you sitting on the fence?
That may hurt, just my ten cents.
I can't say something like one or two.
For we have no more pennies in view.
Just because you can't sit and view,
Does it really mean it left you?
How are you to know if you don't see?
Don't ask me, I'm asking thee.
If you are confused in the head,
Have you heard what has been said?
That brings us back to what's been written.
Has the bite been good and bitten?
Will you read this on the fly?
Will you be really low or rather high?
What is it that you will be on?
Should I consider that one a great big con?
Can great and big be used at once?
Could make me sound like a dunce.
Where's the corner and the cap.
No, I didn't say I had the clap.
Can your mind play tricks on you?
If it does you may end up as glue.
Hey, beggars can't be all that picky.
At least you'll still be able to make people sticky.
Where did that come from at my sea?
Don't ask me, I'm still asking thee.
Would my mind go to such lengths?
I consider it one of my strengths.
Have you begun to stand and stare?
Is your brain now on and fully aware?
So let me know what comes of it.
What is it? Hey, I asked you that shit.
Have you got an answer or three? To what? Hey, don't ask me. You made me say hey a lot today. Hay is for horses so they say. It can work for cows too. They sure have some stink come due. With that I will say don't have a cow. I have left you good and whelmed now. Should you find this confusing or crass, just know, it's another day in the life of my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
Kitty... Catty
ReplyDeleteOn the matty
Where's that croc
On a rock?
And that fox
In box?
And that cat
In a hat?
Or that Hank
In a poetry tank?
Or True?
Or Scooby Doo?
Hey,
It is Thursday...
Such a fun day!
What?
DeleteNo mutt in a rut?
No wino on a rhino?
You forgot the dino
So true
DeleteYou're sharp at your shoe
Sharp like a tack
DeleteOr a heart attack
My bills play tricks on me
ReplyDeleteIn the place to be
Do they say low but go high?
DeleteThat gets a me oh my
Great post!
DeleteYippeeee
DeleteFor meee
At the Kitty Cat sea!
DeleteScooby Doooweeeee!
Hey, could this be three in a row
At your rhyming show?
That it might
DeleteThat took flight
National Poetry Day today/so I celebrate with the cat's rhyme in the UK/all the questions the cat asks/I'm sure the answers will arrive very fast.
ReplyDeleteGreetings from London.
Never knew it was such a day
DeleteThe cat will still rhyme anyway
It's really early, so I was confused long before I read this...
ReplyDeletelol you had 53 minutes to let it sink in
DeleteNeeded 7 more at your bin?
I learned a long time ago never to sit on the fence. Well, rarely to sit on the fence. I'm speaking in terms of reality and figuratively too. ;)
ReplyDeleteRosey Posey I agree
DeleteFence sitting's just not right for me
Slivers in the butt, I say
Ain't no way to start the day
haha I learned never to touch an electric fence
DeleteYeah, we were kinda dense
Touched it a few times to see how much it would sting
But still there is no fence sitting at our wing
oh my gosh, that sounds like something my kids would do (the oldest two anyway).
DeleteHi Manzanita. :)
lol had that and quicksand
DeleteWas fun to sink into the land
If you read on the fly
ReplyDeleteYou'll be a bug, high in the sky
Maybe a lady bug, that's OK
Ladies have a lot to say
Don't be a grasshopper with googly eyes
I think the hoppers are all spies
But if you're a fly avoid the swatter
Or you'll never again see your mahtter or fahtter
A buggy situation would be in hand
DeleteAt least no worms across the land
A lady bug as a guy
Would make me want to fly
Love Manzanita's rhymes!
DeleteShe can rhyme each day
DeleteAlways in a fun way
hope that fence isn't barbed wire
ReplyDeleteThat may hurt
DeleteGot a scar from barbed wire and blood did spurt
Donkeys eat hay too. I like that saying, my mind is playing tricks on me. It is all the mind's fault. Have a great day Pat.
ReplyDeleteBlame the mind
DeleteAs it is one of a kind
Asking All With This Cat Call!
ReplyDeleteTwitch up a little those who stall
Sitting on the fence
Will cause no offense
Get out of it proud and walking tall
Hank
Jump on off of it
DeleteAnd live life a bit
Nice bit with the glue. I almost spit my drink with that one.
ReplyDeleteHopefully no mess
DeleteMy ocd would like less
People usually only give two cents.
ReplyDeleteYou give ten? I'd say that's a win/win.
hahaha...
haha a whole 8 cents more
DeleteHere at my shore
I'm confused a lot at your place
ReplyDeleteadd this one to the heap
not sure I would be reading anything
if I had the opportunity to sleep
betty
Need some sleep at your sea?
DeleteI enjoy a confusing spree
Picturing Orlin the king
ReplyDeleteWearing a dunce cap
Perched in a corner
Would be off in a snap
haha he'd eat it and run
DeleteFinding that no fun
I did hear a pop, but I didn't see a weasel anywhere!
ReplyDeleteThat may be good
DeleteDon't want them in your hood
Love to read your musings and see how your brain works. :)
ReplyDeleteIt goes every which way
DeleteHere at my bay
Love to read your musings and see how your brain works. :)
ReplyDeleteTime two
DeleteAt my zoo
A great piece, although it annoyingly played at my insecurities over my lack of significant work over the last month or so. Darn you. =_=
ReplyDeletelol the cat does like to annoy
DeleteIt can bring him joy
I'm not really sure what you're getting at here, cat. Sometimes I think you try and confuse us on purpose. Lol
ReplyDeletelol what if I was getting at nothing at all
DeleteWould that confuse less at my hall? lol
I only know that I am not sitting on the fence ha ~ Thanks for the fun ~
ReplyDeletehaha good place not to sit
DeleteCould hurt a bit
Confused in the head? Check. Thanks, Cat. ;)
ReplyDeleteThe cat wins at his sea
DeleteWit his confusing spree
Ooh, Sly Ktty Cat, you!
ReplyDeleteTry in' to shake up #1 at your zoo
But once again, there comes Blue
Only misses a day or two
Blue got on in
DeleteNot on the road at his bin
Yes, I am very confused in the head!
ReplyDeleteAnother score
DeleteFor my shore
Dear Pat, I want you to know that you've awaken my mind and that my brain is on and fully aware of how wonderful the bloggers I follow really are. I've missed you. Peace.
ReplyDeletehaha the cat gave a wake up call
DeleteWho knew he could do that at our hall
Ha - my mind plays tricks on me all the time
ReplyDeletemakes me think my poems do rhyme!
That mind needs to catch up
DeleteBlame it on each pup
orlin N cassie...
ReplyDeletefor reel...ewe due knot haz penniez ther any mor ??
Nope, they took pennies away
DeleteNot a one any more at our bay
My mom used to say...
ReplyDeleteHay is for horses,
Cows are cheaper,
Buy the farm and get all three.
I have no idea why she said it all the time.
lol the farm would cost a lot though
DeleteThink that one was original to be given a go
Okay! I'm still extremely short on sleep, and even though I read this slowly, I'm clueless! LOL The only coherent that comes to mind is that "great" and "big" are used in the name of a group that wrote and sang one of my favorite songs ever: A Great Big World ~ "Say Something." That and the thought I've met too many barbed wire fences that I could never sit on! Have a good one, Cat Pat!
ReplyDeletehaha the barbed wire fences don't play nice
DeleteThey gave my leg a slice
Coherent wasn't the name of the game
With today's rhyme being not so tame lol
Yup, fence sitting can be painful.
ReplyDeleteAnother good one, Pat.
That it can be
DeleteWorks for me
Cats don't call - cats DEMAND!
ReplyDeleteThere's no way to keep them in hand.
They want to win
DeleteDo all others in
I have no answers for you. That's why I come here. The cat knows all!
ReplyDeleteHey, that works
DeleteEgo boost with perks
I have sat on a fence...not fun. As for confusion...that's my middle name
ReplyDeleteA good wide fence is fine
DeleteThe pointy ones just don't align
I remember when I was young and we would say hey to our mom. She would say Hays for horses ... She also said something like grass is free buy a farm you'll get all three. I can't remember all of that I guess.
ReplyDeleteYep, that first one was said to me
DeleteA time or three