The cat was sniffing around, not butts like a hound, but actual stuff we can use at my sea. I found plenty of news for thee. All of it had to do with Horror movies too. I guess it is the time of year when they are in view.
Ghoulies will get a reboot.
They'll pop out and toot.
Isn't that grand?
Ghoulies walking hand and hand.
Michael VS Jason VS Chucky is near.
Don't you want to peer?
Two guys who kill,
And a doll out for a thrill.
It's Casper The Mean Ghost!
He's going to show from coast to coast.
He'll steal all your stuff,
Doing it in the buff.
Hocus Pocus 2 is being done.
A talking cat is such fun.
This time there will be two.
Nope, none from my zoo.
Ernest Scared Stupid is up for a remake.
Yep, time for a double take.
Ernest will be played by Shia this time.
Damn, that is such a crime.
A new house will be haunted.
The humans will be taunted.
Amityville they will name it.
Hint, it'll still be shit.
Pet Cemetery gets a redo.
A cat stars in this one too.
A cat starts it all.
That will drive people up the wall.
Demons 3 is coming.
Demons 2 was out chumming.
So Demons 3 won out.
What was Demons 1 even about?
The Exorcism of...
Will come from above.
Who cares for the name,
It's all the same.
Mars Attacks 2 is ready.
The aliens will come steady.
What? Can't that scare?
They'll be so small they'll crawl around in your underwear.
Yep, it is all, maybe, sorta, true. I sniffed out the news for you. Now next Halloween you'll have plenty to see and you were given the scoop by me. I should get a kickback for that. Humans need to pay this cat. Then I could just rhyme with sass. That would suit my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
Ghoulies will get a reboot.
They'll pop out and toot.
Isn't that grand?
Ghoulies walking hand and hand.
Michael VS Jason VS Chucky is near.
Don't you want to peer?
Two guys who kill,
And a doll out for a thrill.
It's Casper The Mean Ghost!
He's going to show from coast to coast.
He'll steal all your stuff,
Doing it in the buff.
Hocus Pocus 2 is being done.
A talking cat is such fun.
This time there will be two.
Nope, none from my zoo.
Ernest Scared Stupid is up for a remake.
Yep, time for a double take.
Ernest will be played by Shia this time.
Damn, that is such a crime.
A new house will be haunted.
The humans will be taunted.
Amityville they will name it.
Hint, it'll still be shit.
Pet Cemetery gets a redo.
A cat stars in this one too.
A cat starts it all.
That will drive people up the wall.
Demons 3 is coming.
Demons 2 was out chumming.
So Demons 3 won out.
What was Demons 1 even about?
The Exorcism of...
Will come from above.
Who cares for the name,
It's all the same.
Mars Attacks 2 is ready.
The aliens will come steady.
What? Can't that scare?
They'll be so small they'll crawl around in your underwear.
Yep, it is all, maybe, sorta, true. I sniffed out the news for you. Now next Halloween you'll have plenty to see and you were given the scoop by me. I should get a kickback for that. Humans need to pay this cat. Then I could just rhyme with sass. That would suit my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
Hello Cat.... how's the mutt today?
ReplyDeleteHow's the bunny at your bay?
2,000 books so a few more to go
How many will rhyme at that show?
Hey, where's Hank...
The Poetry Tank?
Is he on the road
Like a toad?
It's Tuesday...
Such a fun day!
Pffft 2000 might be nuts
DeleteA few would be about mutts
Hank must be on the road
In driving mode
Like a toad?
DeleteLike a toad?
DeleteTimes two
DeleteLook at you
Some week-ends Hank's on the road
DeleteBut some days Hank's on lurking mode
Confident to be
In good company
With Blue and with other charming toads
Hank
haha Blue's a toad?
DeleteNo wonder he takes so long on the road
Twice...
DeleteHow nice!
Must be my twin
How did he get in?
Blue is a toad too?
But no Scooby Doo?
Got a twin
DeleteA toad spin
Damn, you're all fecked up
Some funny stuff in your cup?
Pet Cemetery gets a redo?
ReplyDeleteThey can go and sniff a shoe
Reboots make me sick
They can sit on a stick
Michael VS Jason VS Chucky...
Aren't we lucky?
Lucky we are
DeleteSticks up asses near and far
Great post!
DeleteYipppeee
DeleteFor meee
In the place to be!
DeleteWith a goat
DeleteIn a boat
I'm a sucker for the Amityville Horror stuff, but I draw the line at makin' Casper a mean ghost. Some thangs are just sacred ya know!
ReplyDeletehaha he took some bad ghost food
DeleteAnd became all rude
Actually the last remake of Amityville Horror was better than the original. Certainly less cheesy.
ReplyDeleteBut a sequel to Mars Attacks? Isn't it a bit late now?
Never watched it
DeleteAfter that other remake bit
May be a bit late
But Independence Day is back out of the gate
Back With A Scare By The Pair!
ReplyDeleteHorrors sell if you must be aware
That Pet Cemetery
Can make an entry
Would be a Godly and ghostly affair
Hank
That they sure do
DeleteWith sequels up the wazoo
Its that time of the year indeed, but horror flicks are getting less scary nowadays.
ReplyDeleteScary to watch how crappy they are
DeleteSad when a movie is better about a killer car
Poor Casper, I didn't know
ReplyDeleteHe's in the buff, it doesn't show
Maybe he should wear a tuxedo
It may spruce up his libido
No sex in the afterlife
DeleteThat has to cause strife
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ReplyDeleteMistake
DeleteYou did make
Ha ha the original versions of these movies I did not see
ReplyDeleteI won't be seeing the remakes anywhere near my tree
from scary movies of any kind I will always flee
I'd rather stare at the blank screen of a black & white TV.
lol blank screens may be better to view
DeleteAs most turn out to be crap that comes due
Those dang aliens scare me, they are real!
ReplyDeleteThat they may be
DeleteSee them and flee
Can't make another Ernest without Ernest
ReplyDeleteor could you?
Bet they could
DeleteAnd probably would
Never want to see any of those come to be made
ReplyDeleteNeither would the cat
DeleteAs they are scat
Usually stay away from the horror films
ReplyDeletewant to be able to sleep at night
who wants to watch them anyway
and get such a fright?
betty
Yeah, pointless they seem to be
DeleteMost are crappy any way to see
Talking about crappy, pretty much sums up the list you provided. Still a silly thrill will keep the masses happy. Now that they are all mourning the loss of Glenn on the Walking Dead.
ReplyDeleteIt's all really amusing and a bit confusing! I hope Halloween chocolates ease the stress and grief!
haha bah, he isn't dead
DeleteHe used the dumpster to hide his head
People can be indignant.
ReplyDeletePeople can be meanies.
They say witches can't get pregnant.
Cause warlocks have hollow weenies.
NOTE: I realize that weenies are, by their nature, hollow.
So, the above makes no sense.
But, 'tis the season, after all!
haha hey it works
DeleteGave me smirks
applicable that ghosts the cat would find,
ReplyDeleteeveryone says that's what they're seeing when they stare off in the distance, seemingly blind,
I do agree humans should pay the cat,
If I rewarded him for all he has done- he would be quite fat!
haha have to run off those pounds
DeleteOr just beat up on some hounds
Casper could never be mean. He's far too cute. We are talking 'that' Casper, oui?
ReplyDeletehaha yeah, that one
DeleteCan't have a mean run?
I stay away from scary Halloween movies, because I'm a chicken. (Or a duck.)
ReplyDeleteA chicken with a duck bill
DeleteThat may be a umm thrill?
I love this time of year. I love watching horror movies. I just not a big fan of remakes.
ReplyDeleteRemake suck a ton
DeleteJust about everyone
I don't watch scary movies, you know as I am easily scared ~ No reboot is as good as the original IMO ~ Enjoy your week Pat ~
ReplyDeleteNope, not a one
DeleteReboots suck a ton
I don't like the horror flicks. The down side of Halloween for me. Ernest Scared Stupid is about my speed;)
ReplyDeletehaha but the troll is scary
DeleteIt is oh so hairy
Ho hum, no scary stuff for me
ReplyDeleteI'll hang spider lights for kids to see
And hand out alternatives to sugar candy
But no scary movies at my tree
Well, except for The League of Extraordinary
Gentlemen, because it's always fun to re-see
No sugar for the kiddos at your sea?
DeleteI know some who hand out a playdough spree
Most parents hate Playdoh more than cavities
DeleteBrought on by all the sugar you please
Nope, no sugar for the goblins at my door
But tons of fun little toys galore
Fun little toys work
DeleteNever knew playdoh wasn't a perk
Gets in the carpets and hard to clean
DeleteYou give it to the kids who are mean :)
haha I'll remember that
DeleteWhere we are at
I've introduced my 11 year old to horror movies and haunted houses this year. She thinks she's a little badass and complains how boring they all are. Guess we won't be catching these remakes. Pft!
ReplyDeletehaha well many are boring as can be
DeleteAnd not all that creepy
Not into horror flicks
ReplyDeleteFind them kind of boring
Casper I thought was cute
Rest left me snoring
They are lame
DeleteWith their scary claim
Way to sass up a horror of an ending!
ReplyDeleteThe cat can do
DeleteSass on cue
I've been waiting to catch Hocus Pocus for weeks now and it's just not happening!! :(
ReplyDeletehaha no time at your sea
DeleteAs you're a busy bee
Hm. Lots of remakes and sequels. It's like the Hollywood Machine wants to cash in instead of being creative...
ReplyDeleteThat they do
DeleteThrough and through
Say it isn't so
ReplyDeleteas the squeals go!
Not so
DeleteThat doesn't surprise though
I want to see Chucky become transgender. How scary is that
ReplyDeleteScary as can be
DeleteRun at every sea