We all know the blue guy likes to snore. You can hear him at some far away shore. But then how about you? Are you snoring away at your zoo? Can you snore and read at the same time? Damn, if so, you are in your prime.
Do you sleep light?
Do you sleep deep?
Do you sleep at night?
What hours do you keep?
Why do I care?
Why do you ask?
Sleep isn't rare.
It's a daily task.
Do you sleep early.
Do you sleep late?
Do you go squirrely,
If no sleep is your fate?
What was that?
I'm a nosey cat?
You didn't know that?
Where have you been at?
Do you sleep in late?
Do you get up early.
Did you take the bait,
And bet I'd reuse squirrely?
Mad that I'm a re-user?
That is too bad.
No need to be an abuser,
Just sleep on it at your pad.
Do you sleep on your side?
Do you sleep on your back?
Or do you do a nightly ride,
Flipping here and there at your shack?
No, not that ride.
But that is okay.
Do it with pride.
It may fall off one day.
Do you snore?
Do you get up to pee?
Both are a chore,
And cause no glee.
Why did I ask?
You asking again?
Because with such a task,
I can say all of the above at me den.
That and more indeed. I sleep everywhere and every which way at my feed. Can you say you are on par with the cat? I hope you don't snore like a super powered rat. The cat only snores a little and thankfully Pat's ears aren't brittle. Did you fall asleep with this pass? Sorry, not really, from my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
Do you sleep light?
Do you sleep deep?
Do you sleep at night?
What hours do you keep?
Why do I care?
Why do you ask?
Sleep isn't rare.
It's a daily task.
Do you sleep early.
Do you sleep late?
Do you go squirrely,
If no sleep is your fate?
What was that?
I'm a nosey cat?
You didn't know that?
Where have you been at?
Do you sleep in late?
Do you get up early.
Did you take the bait,
And bet I'd reuse squirrely?
Mad that I'm a re-user?
That is too bad.
No need to be an abuser,
Just sleep on it at your pad.
Do you sleep on your side?
Do you sleep on your back?
Or do you do a nightly ride,
Flipping here and there at your shack?
No, not that ride.
But that is okay.
Do it with pride.
It may fall off one day.
Do you snore?
Do you get up to pee?
Both are a chore,
And cause no glee.
Why did I ask?
You asking again?
Because with such a task,
I can say all of the above at me den.
That and more indeed. I sleep everywhere and every which way at my feed. Can you say you are on par with the cat? I hope you don't snore like a super powered rat. The cat only snores a little and thankfully Pat's ears aren't brittle. Did you fall asleep with this pass? Sorry, not really, from my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
suza!
ReplyDeleteBack on top
DeleteOf the crop
Suza!
DeleteGone
DeleteCon
One or two
ReplyDeleteHi Truedessa
DeleteBack to sleep I creep
Sweet Dreams
DeleteTwo for you
DeleteOn cue
And I'll raise you a Scooby Blue!
DeleteNo snack
DeleteIt may lack
I am a night owl
ReplyDeleteAlthough I don't prowl
Sleep on side or back
Many hours I lack
Sleep on back don't work for me
DeleteDo that and I'll be screwed at my sea
Snoring doesn't bother me,
ReplyDeletethat is very true.
The point though is moot
there are no snorers at my zoo.
Good that it is moot
DeleteJust let each give a toot
tired, I sleep to dream
ReplyDeletetraveling on a moonbeam
drifting with a crystal stream
where the water does gleam
pulling my heart at the seam
sometimes I want to scream
restless I roam in a dream
Could be snorin'
as I am sorin'
or maybe just roarin'
as it is pourin'
in the early mornin'
'
Soarin'
DeleteHey it's early mornin'
Poorin away
DeleteHere at our bay
Slept right in
Such a win
The cat is meowing away
Now all day
Running to and fro
He'll dream later though
You told the story, you told the scoop
ReplyDeleteOn noisey snorers, you gave the poop
I like quiet when I sleep
Never like to hear a peep
All the snorers in the land
Should camp at Blue's across the sand
There a chorus they can make
Delight the world, a piece of cake
lol could record them all
DeleteAnd he'd have a hit at his hall
The musical snoring troop
That would be worth the scoop
Sounds like a plan!
DeleteJust share
DeleteAt your lair
I'm an early riser if I don't get up and pee at 3 am. If my bladder is empty, I can snooze all morning. ;-}
ReplyDeleteDrink too much and the pee thing comes indeed
DeleteHave to watch that at our feed lol
Back in the day, I could sleep til noon with no problem. Now it's eight at the latest on a Saturday. Crap.
ReplyDeletelol damn, that sure sucks indeed
DeleteWhen you want to sleep in at your feed
All of us here sleep most of the day and some of us do snore. We get up early so we can eat lots. Then back to nap time. Us cats do love to sleep, sleep, and sleep some more.
ReplyDeleteSleep cats do have down a ton
DeleteAfter a little morning eat and run
I like to believe I don't snore, but I'm never awake to know
ReplyDeleteThe cat does a bit
DeleteBut I don't take the hit
Oh, I never sleep late, I've got to wake up the peeps at 5AM!
ReplyDeletelol Orlin does that too
DeleteWas 4am today at our zoo
I've been know to be a bit of a snorer
ReplyDeleteOften keeping up others at night
I am one of those that get up
at dawn's earliest light
betty
At least up you get at your sea
DeleteThen others can sleep with no snore spree lol
Light or Deep At Your Keep!
ReplyDeleteWe are all talking about sleep
Spot of dreaming
Or sleep-walking
Or perhaps just counting sheep
Hank
Sleep walking would stink
DeleteCould trip and fall without even a wink
Slow sinking in sleep
ReplyDeleteif it's quit at slit,
if it's not
I'd chart
play Sudoku till leap
in the dream at my keep.
Sudoku in a dream
DeleteWould be quite the stream
I'll take sleep any way I can get it.
ReplyDeleteEven on the counter top
DeleteWould you flop
Sleep tends to elude me.
ReplyDeleteNeed to find it
DeleteAt least for a bit
I have sleep apnea or at least hubby says I do. I don't know for sure because my insurance won't pay for a sleep study in order for me to get a CPAP machine. I probably wouldn't be able to sleep with it anyway.
ReplyDeleteThose things are quite the contraptions too
DeleteSeen a few at my zoo
I wish I could sleep as sound as my cats.
ReplyDeleteI've tried but there's no way I can do that.
Yep, doesn't work for me
DeleteHere at our sea
Oh my what questions you ask today
ReplyDeletehow we sleep on any given day
in winter I sleep more hours in the night
when the sun is longer out of sight
unless a dog or two begins to bark
then I wake up when it is yet dark!
haha they want all up
DeleteHard to sleep through a barking pup
I sleep deep/so deep that I imagine I am riding horses in a heap. :-)
ReplyDeleteGreetings from London.
Damn, do you get far
DeleteOr need a car
I have slept in a car
ReplyDeleteI have slept in a bar.
I have slept on a stool
and no, I didn't drool.
I can almost sleep standing up
but I would rather sleep with a little pup.
I have done that too, at my zoo.
I am crazy when I sleep
makes my husband say "bleep, bleep, bleep"
lol good you don't drool
DeleteThat isn't cool
Crazy as can be
May get a bleep from sea to sea
I can say all of the above too, Cat. I'm all over the place when it comes to sleep. I just wish I could curl up into ball in a little hide-hole and sleep my cares away like all you lucky cats.
ReplyDeleteWould be nice for all
DeleteIf they could do that at any hall
I've been known to snore, I'm told
ReplyDeleteif I'm stuffed up with a cold.
But usually I just sleep quiet and deep
even if others around me creep.
I don't wake up to a little noise
that is made by one of the boys.
Used to all the noise at your sea
DeleteSo sleep away with ease to each noise spree
Ah Pat in the Hatt
ReplyDeleteI might sleep on a mat
I'm wide asleep
I'm slow asleep
I can snore
More and more
A snore and a bark
Makes me a snark!
Pawsitive wishes,
Licking the dishes,
Penny, Penny, never too many.....
A snore and a bark
DeleteCan sure hit the mark
I used to sleep really light. Then I had kids. Now, I am exhausted all the time, so it takes a freight train to wake me up!
ReplyDeletehaha well at least you sleep good
DeleteThere in your hood
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz SNORE SNORE
ReplyDeleteDo I need to say more?
Nope, you have it down
DeleteThere at your town