So Pat was leaning against a wall, waiting for them to get done the dumb car recall. Yeah, stupid recalls are a pain. But better than crashing into a train. Anyway, was crossing his arms and that raised alarms.
Why are you so defensive?
It won't be expensive.
No need to cross your arms.
Sit with the rest on the recall farms.
No, I'll stand.
And I'll cross my arm or hand.
Just because I want to.
Now go somewhere and shoo.
See, I knew you were defensive.
Maybe a little apprehensive.
Why don't you go and sit.
I bet you will like it.
Sit on it.
You stupid twit.
Leave me be.
Go climb a tree.
That's no nice.
Recalls don't cost a price.
Don't be mad.
Not much time is had.
Twits are everywhere.
There are twits to spare.
I stand because I want to.
So go stick your head in a loo.
That can't be comfy though.
Come, sit and watch the talk show.
Maybe you can learn.
They'll call you when it is your turn.
Stick it up your ass.
Go choke on a bass.
Leave me be.
I'm not in the way, so flee.
You are rude.
No need for attitude.
I hate the defensive,
They are so apprehensive.
Finally took the hint.
Maybe she'll go pop a mint.
Bad breath and twit.
Bet she is a salesperson hit.
Yep, Pat was thought to be defensive at our sea because he was leaning against a wall, arms crossed, and waiting for them to finish their recall for free. Pffft, only got ticked with the twit wouldn't leave him alone. Ever get those who won't go away unless you change your tone? Or those who think crossed arms are bad? Damn, they come at my every which way at our pad. The twit can go choke on the gas that comes out of my not crossed little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
Why are you so defensive?
It won't be expensive.
No need to cross your arms.
Sit with the rest on the recall farms.
No, I'll stand.
And I'll cross my arm or hand.
Just because I want to.
Now go somewhere and shoo.
See, I knew you were defensive.
Maybe a little apprehensive.
Why don't you go and sit.
I bet you will like it.
Sit on it.
You stupid twit.
Leave me be.
Go climb a tree.
That's no nice.
Recalls don't cost a price.
Don't be mad.
Not much time is had.
Twits are everywhere.
There are twits to spare.
I stand because I want to.
So go stick your head in a loo.
That can't be comfy though.
Come, sit and watch the talk show.
Maybe you can learn.
They'll call you when it is your turn.
Stick it up your ass.
Go choke on a bass.
Leave me be.
I'm not in the way, so flee.
You are rude.
No need for attitude.
I hate the defensive,
They are so apprehensive.
Finally took the hint.
Maybe she'll go pop a mint.
Bad breath and twit.
Bet she is a salesperson hit.
Yep, Pat was thought to be defensive at our sea because he was leaning against a wall, arms crossed, and waiting for them to finish their recall for free. Pffft, only got ticked with the twit wouldn't leave him alone. Ever get those who won't go away unless you change your tone? Or those who think crossed arms are bad? Damn, they come at my every which way at our pad. The twit can go choke on the gas that comes out of my not crossed little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
No.#1
ReplyDeleteHank
No.#1 again
DeleteLuck's coming in!
Hank
on a roll
DeleteGetting many a #1 stroll
NUMBER 1! What... him again (wink wink)?
DeleteI was on the road
Like a toad
Not a fox
In a box
Hey you were defensive
Thinking free would get expensive
Sounds familiar to me
In the place to be
Grrrrrrreat post
From coast to coast!
On the road on a sunday?
DeleteOut and about at your bay
You free going to more
Can bring defensive on at any shore
Yipppee
For meee
And I'll raise you...
DeleteA Scooby Dooweee!
But no snack
DeleteThat scooby doweeee may lack
Yes, I've had to take a few of our cars in for recalls. Takes forever, and then they try to tell you something else needs done.
ReplyDeleteYep, that they sure do
DeleteCan stick it at their zoo
Cat had quite the day
ReplyDeleteIn the place of "no pay"
You follow their rules
Or lady has fits and drools
If you want to stand
She thinks you lead a band
If you put your arms out
Take baton and you shout
Count a-one and a-two and a-three
The music will be made by thee
(And maybe not) LOL
lol think I'd rather sit
DeleteThen jump around cheering it
Safe to say she probably won't bug you next time you go there.
ReplyDeleteHopefully not
DeleteBut could make a new plot
So, this lime-
ReplyDeletenow go somewhere and shoo
I need to say this to a human... CAN I?
ok, so nice lines---whats up with you?
Say away
DeleteWorks any old day
Armed and charmed and waiting
ReplyDeleteRecall had one impatiently fretting
If happened next time
Bet you it would be fine
One should not worry about a thing
Hank
Nah, no need to worry about
DeleteUnless a nutcase starts to shout
Armed and charmed and waiting
ReplyDeleteRecall had one impatiently fretting
If happened next time
Bet you it would be fine
One should not worry about a thing
Hank
Times two
DeletePhone got you
Yet again
DeleteAnother time!
Hank
Yet again
DeleteAnother time!
Hank
And once more
DeleteA double encore
Some folks just like to boss. Some folks are just can't be bossed. Like Hosea Williams, Pat Hatt is unbought and unbossed. Cheers from Georgia, now be a nice lad and have a SEAT!
ReplyDeletelol sitting now at my sea
DeleteAnd yeah, idiots can't boss me
https://plus.google.com/114025756997654559499/posts/HChxRjm874u
DeleteI was hoping the comic would print. However, it is apropros for this post.
Deletelol sums it up well
DeleteResisting is swell
Food recalls are kind of scary though, especially if you have eaten the stuff.
ReplyDeleteYeah, they can sure suck
DeleteStupid food truck
Recalls are annoying for sure.
ReplyDeleteThat they are
DeleteEvery which way from food to car
Son had his car in for a repair
ReplyDeleteand then there was something that was a recall
they kept his car for three days
gave him a rental
for the time while they worked on the car
then came to find what they fixed with the recall
didn't really help the car at all
so he has to take it back again one day
and maybe this time it will be done the right way
betty
Damn, such a pain in the arse
DeleteRecalls sure aren't sparse
As they mess up and try and fix
Then mess up again and plans you have to nix
It is a pain and some folks don't belong in customer service.
ReplyDeleteMy big gripe is the companies that drag their feet on making recalls that can cost lives.
Yep, that sure is a pain too
DeleteAs they take their time through and through
Cause money is worth more than lives
DeleteThrow them some beehives
Let them get stung
DeleteAnd pop a lung
Sounds like no fun!
ReplyDeleteNo fun was had
DeleteAt that pad
My car is too old to be recalled. Good and bad at the same time
ReplyDeleteThat it can be
DeleteAs older can break down easily
Some people can be so rude.
ReplyDeleteThat they can be
DeleteFrom sea to sea
recalls don't cost you in dollars
ReplyDeletetime it takes makes me want to holler
yes, I have had that defensive look
as my money they tried to hook
haha a good look to have on
DeleteNot falling for their con
If she says it once
ReplyDeleteShe need not repeat
Leave Pat alone
Standing on his feet
That she must
DeleteHer brain has rust
Recalls aren't fun,
ReplyDeletebut they don't cost a cent,
But, "Hey, you need this done."
That crap gets me bent.
lol yep, crap it is
DeleteAll a $$$ biz
Recalls are a pain, I had two last year. And I so know what you mean that they judge just by looking at you. Maybe they are in a bad mood cause they cannot charge anything? ;)
ReplyDeleteHave an amazing Christmas week!
That may sure be
DeleteA bad mood at thee
Hope a great one is had too
There at your zoo
What's wrong with crossing your arms? I must walk around with my body language screaming "big old bitch, right over here" since I cross my arms all the time. Pft!
ReplyDeletehaha yeah, not sure what is wrong with it
DeleteBut she sure gave me shit
I like to cross my arms too
ReplyDeleteIt's comfortable, but who knew...
People would think you're on the attack
Pfft, it's braincells those idiots lack
Accuse me of being mad, though
And some punches you'll see me throw.
lol accuse and abuse
DeleteThat would amuse
You have my sympathy, Pat and Cat!
ReplyDeleteThere is nothing worse (well, that's not really true _ there are far worse things than sitting and waiting for car repairs, free or not) than wasting time waiting for car repairs. Just about anything else is better! Hope everything worked out A-okay! Wishing you Merry Christmas, in case things get away from me!
Yeah, there are far worse things out there
DeleteBut still a pain in the ass at any lair
silly twits with bad breath too
ReplyDeleteare never welcome at any zoo
That they are not
DeleteWith their twit plot
lol,.....I bet you have your arms crossed right now
ReplyDeleteand with the attitude of 'holy cow!'. haha...
lol that attitude shines through
DeleteAs a crossing comes due
Armed and charmed
ReplyDeletesounds quite cool
I wonder if kids
learn that in school!
That they might
DeleteCould be a fright