So the cat has lived in a dump, a dump that most any place can trump, then we moved away from there and go a better lair. But we can easily tell they saved dough when it was built. Why? Stupid things up the hilt.
Welcome home,
After you roam.
It is night time.
That's no crime.
Whoops, it's dark.
You missed the mark.
Nearest light switch is 5 feet away and behind a wall.
Don't trip going down the hall.
Cook on the stove,
Maybe some grove.
All I use is the burner,
I'm just a knob turner.
But whoopsy to that.
The bedroom breaker chews the fat.
As in use the stove and it flips off.
Enough to make anyone scoff.
Turn the water to cold,
Where things may not remain bold,
And whoopsy it is hot.
Hot and cold is a guessing game a lot.
Comes with one light bulb out of three.
They may not want you to see.
Then you may learn,
They cut corners at every turn.
The hallways are big enough for a cat.
Otherwise, better hope you aren't fat.
As you aren't getting through.
Can't go two by two.
And then after they save,
No path to riches they pave.
They won't even show,
Not high or oh so low.
Nope, won't be there to take rent.
Then if you don't pay they get bent.
When they are the ones that aren't around,
Even at times when they say they will be found.
But it isn't a dump.
So okay with a bump.
Until the next time at least,
Pat moves us and I act like a scary beast.
It's the little things, right? Pffft day and night. But one can still get by, even with cold when hot to the eye. One just has to know how it will flow. Our 17th move may come soon, or not, to a new sand dune. We shall see what comes to pass for my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
Welcome home,
After you roam.
It is night time.
That's no crime.
Whoops, it's dark.
You missed the mark.
Nearest light switch is 5 feet away and behind a wall.
Don't trip going down the hall.
Cook on the stove,
Maybe some grove.
All I use is the burner,
I'm just a knob turner.
But whoopsy to that.
The bedroom breaker chews the fat.
As in use the stove and it flips off.
Enough to make anyone scoff.
Turn the water to cold,
Where things may not remain bold,
And whoopsy it is hot.
Hot and cold is a guessing game a lot.
Comes with one light bulb out of three.
They may not want you to see.
Then you may learn,
They cut corners at every turn.
The hallways are big enough for a cat.
Otherwise, better hope you aren't fat.
As you aren't getting through.
Can't go two by two.
And then after they save,
No path to riches they pave.
They won't even show,
Not high or oh so low.
Nope, won't be there to take rent.
Then if you don't pay they get bent.
When they are the ones that aren't around,
Even at times when they say they will be found.
But it isn't a dump.
So okay with a bump.
Until the next time at least,
Pat moves us and I act like a scary beast.
It's the little things, right? Pffft day and night. But one can still get by, even with cold when hot to the eye. One just has to know how it will flow. Our 17th move may come soon, or not, to a new sand dune. We shall see what comes to pass for my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
HELLO KITTY
ReplyDeleteIs that Santa card still um... shitty?
Are those butts still on display?
Will I be blind just one more day?
Say, who's number one at your show?
Was I a bit too slow?
Lots of questions from The Goo
And his blue suede shoe
Hey, it's Tuesday...
Such a fun day!
It's a damn shame
DeleteHot and cold is a guessing game
How's your roof, mine is a joke
That's what you get when you're nearly broke
Nope, not late
DeleteA #1 fate
Nothing to hurt eyes
I tell no lies
At least today
At my bay
Yep, guessing game
Ever so lame
The roof sucks too
As it has leaked on through
That makes two
DeleteAt our shoe
Two on the go
DeleteLeaking to and fro
suza!
ReplyDeleteHello, Suza!
DeleteHi Blue-diddy-bop-Blue!
DeleteNot quite
Delete#1 took flight
Cat, who is Blue-diddy-bop-Blue?
DeleteMaybe your evil twin
DeleteOut to do you in
Moving's no fun
ReplyDeleteBut 17 times?
That would make me sit in a closet
And suck on some limes
lol only 16 so far
DeleteBut sure 17 will come soon as I fill the car
Well if it's only 16
DeleteThen what the heck
Buy some chickens
And watch them hunt and peck
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DeleteBuy some chickens you say?
DeleteThe cat may eat them like hay
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DeleteDouble post
DeleteOr mistake at my coast
Double post
DeleteShadow phone ghost
Blame the phone
DeleteAt the tone
You need your own house, dude.
ReplyDeleteThat would be grand
DeleteBut sure as hell aren't cheap in my land
Moving here and there
ReplyDeletealways finding a new lair
some places might even scare
so renters/buyers beware
17 times now that is a lot
the cat is all hot to trot
always rhyming with a new plot
all you need do is sign at the dot...
We'll see if 17 comes due
DeletePain in the ass at any zoo
Some places are scary indeed
I avoid those at my feed
True!
DeleteBlue
DeleteLoo
Blue!
DeleteBoo
DeleteLoo
Dump, I understand too well
ReplyDeleteMine's such a dump, it would never sell
I moved from a house with taste
But neighbors were an utter waste
With the dump,neighbors are grand
So dump is where I make my stand
lol dump with neighbors you like
DeleteWe'll that is better than ones who want your head on a pike
Manzi!
DeleteWorms
DeleteTerms
How Do You Know They Saved Dough?
ReplyDeleteMay be down but perhaps not so low
Moving house blues
May not come on cue
Landlords unjustly acts like a foe
Hank
That they do
DeleteA foe through and through
Hello the Cat
ReplyDeleteAnd hello the Pat!
Trying to get around again;
Haven't stopped by since I can't remember when!
Hope the germs are gone
DeleteOut on the lawn
Rental blues. One reason I bought a home is quality. However it doesn't always improve.
ReplyDeleteYeah, not always the best
DeleteBut then there are no other tenant pests
If I am ever a landlord
ReplyDeleteI hope to be a fair one
because there are some weird ones out there
who takes away all the fun
betty
That there surely are
DeleteScammers and weirdos by far
I hate it when cold is hot and hot is cold
ReplyDeleteand you don't know what your hand will hold
sometimes it will freeze and sometimes burn
it always takes a while to learn!
Yep, have to check each time
DeleteSuch a hot and cold crime
Lol to the light switch!!! My land lords front light is a motion sensor that goes off when you are already at the end of the driveway. I have to use my phone as a flashlight. Smh!
ReplyDeleteThat would be a pain in the butt
DeleteBut soon you'll have your own hut
So glad we haven't had to deal with landlords. I have always lived on the land where I worked. Don't blame you for moving. Hope you find something good.
ReplyDeleteWe'll see what we find
DeleteHave to get a job first for my rhyming behind
sweet kitty, soft kitty little ball of furr,
ReplyDeletelove you dear kitty, purr purr purr
(Taken from the big bang theory!)
Don't watch that one
DeleteBut works with its run
I'd be a bad slum landlord with my OCD!
ReplyDeletelol nitpicking all
DeleteThere at your hall
Your 17th move? Oh poor Cat!
ReplyDeleteBut Pat deserves better than where he's at!
The little things are like water torture,
and taking a shower could be a scorcher!
But just remember this, Cat,
you're well taken care of by Mr. Hatt.
Cat houses glorious in which to play,
and hidey-holes for napping in which to stay.
And you don't even have to pack!
You can curl up and just give flack!
Oh lucky you!
Have a good day at your zoo.
Flack the cat shall give
DeleteBut he'll let Pat live
Need a job before we go though
So we may be here a while yet, you know
Little things like that get to me on so many levels. I know it's silly, but I find it infuriating that the only light switch for our staircase is on the bottom of it when I live on the second floor.
ReplyDeleteYeah, that is as stupid as can be
DeleteYou'd think they would think of such things when building at each sea
I once lived in a cabin with pull-string lights
ReplyDeleteThe cats had a blast jumping, catching and pulling
With all their collective mights
Light on, lights off, lights on, light off
Something like disco brights
They'd have fun
DeleteAnd eat the string when done
Hope your new pad is better!
ReplyDeleteWe shall see
DeleteWhenever it comes to be
Some places just need some fixing.
ReplyDeleteThat they do
DeleteBut some also don't have a clue
Oh boy your place sounds like it needs some fixing and the Landlord and Tenant Act doesn't seem to help. 17 moves?! I could not do that but I wish you the best in the move and in a better place for sure
ReplyDeleteCould not do that at your sea?
DeleteBah, not so hard as I can be packed fast after so many a spree
orlin N cassie
ReplyDeletewe heer ya...round heer ya can put a nail thru de wall with a butter knife inn sted oh usin a hammer.....then ya can hang up sum thin...long as it doez knot weigh mor N like 5 ounces ~~~ ♥♥♥
Well at least you won't hammer your finger
DeleteAlthough the hole may still linger
Don't want to move anymore ~ Hope your new place isn't so bad ~
ReplyDeleteIt's okay
DeleteBut soon will need a new bay
17 moves is a lot
ReplyDeleteHope each one is a bit better than not.
Eventually, it will be great
and the little things will not get hate.
haha.
lol eventually may take a while
DeleteAs I add to the moving pile
They took short cuts on our place too, Pat. And we've also got the backwards hot and cold going.
ReplyDeleteWeird how dumb that is
DeleteThink they'd fix that with their plumbing biz
Whoever built our house half-assed a lot of it. We have had to redo a lot of electrical and plumbing. It was such a mess! Good luck on your new move. Or not.
ReplyDeleteOr not it is so far
DeleteHate half assed builders at our sand bar
Whew, I see it here too. The light switch thing drives me mad. So does the breaker box location. My old one was so easy. This one, nuh uh.
ReplyDeleteYeah, just slap them up as easy as can be
DeleteWho cares if stumbling through the dark as to be done by thee
How are you old enough to have moved 16 times? That's crazy! My worst apt. had zero insulation so I wore a hat and mittens to bed and still paid $300 a month for the gas bill. It was insane!
ReplyDeleteHaha 16 times in 30 years is a tad
DeleteDamn, that sounds like one awful pad
I work in the paint industry, I'm not surprised at all what people will do to "fix up" an apartment.
ReplyDeleteYep, not surprising in the least
DeleteNature of the beast