The cat was lounging about while he heard a kid shout. They will get wishes and have tons of dancing dishes. I rhymed the last part. You know I had to at my cart.
Bring on the wish,
With a splash and a splish.
Worked for Aladdin, right?
So why not let it take sight.
A genie shall arise,
He or she may where a disguise.
Could be good or bad.
A fun time may be had.
Might get mad though.
That Jinn were not given a go.
Mixing up the names,
May get you burnt in flames.
Have to word your wish well,
Or could raise hell.
That could be bad.
Way more than a tad.
But first you have to rub,
Go all rub a dub dub.
Nope, not in the tub.
Unless you want to join the genie love club.
Could be a thing.
A genie fling.
Magically for you.
Maybe the genie too.
Anyway, mind from the gutter.
Rub that lamp and don't stutter.
Poof, they will pop out.
Obeying your every shout.
Wouldn't that be grand?
A genie in one hand.
Who can resist believing that?
Then I'd be a rich cat.
So go dig a hole.
Have to get the three wish goal.
Dig and dig and dig.
Stop to dance a jig.
Then a genie will show.
Three wishes will flow.
Oh, and the man in the moon will point the way.
Trust me, I never lie at my bay.
There was my genie rant. Maybe I should chant? Then a genie or jinn or whatever could appear. Think they could hear? Pfffft as dumb as wishing on a star. Not gonna help any at your sand bar. Have to do. Of course it's fine for kids to believe and not have a clue. But adults believe such things as well. Maybe they scooped out some brains and proceeded to sell? Or they listened to a singing bass. It sure beats my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
Bring on the wish,
With a splash and a splish.
Worked for Aladdin, right?
So why not let it take sight.
A genie shall arise,
He or she may where a disguise.
Could be good or bad.
A fun time may be had.
Might get mad though.
That Jinn were not given a go.
Mixing up the names,
May get you burnt in flames.
Have to word your wish well,
Or could raise hell.
That could be bad.
Way more than a tad.
But first you have to rub,
Go all rub a dub dub.
Nope, not in the tub.
Unless you want to join the genie love club.
Could be a thing.
A genie fling.
Magically for you.
Maybe the genie too.
Anyway, mind from the gutter.
Rub that lamp and don't stutter.
Poof, they will pop out.
Obeying your every shout.
Wouldn't that be grand?
A genie in one hand.
Who can resist believing that?
Then I'd be a rich cat.
So go dig a hole.
Have to get the three wish goal.
Dig and dig and dig.
Stop to dance a jig.
Then a genie will show.
Three wishes will flow.
Oh, and the man in the moon will point the way.
Trust me, I never lie at my bay.
There was my genie rant. Maybe I should chant? Then a genie or jinn or whatever could appear. Think they could hear? Pfffft as dumb as wishing on a star. Not gonna help any at your sand bar. Have to do. Of course it's fine for kids to believe and not have a clue. But adults believe such things as well. Maybe they scooped out some brains and proceeded to sell? Or they listened to a singing bass. It sure beats my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
Suza!
ReplyDeleteOne top
DeleteOf the crop
Suza!
DeleteWinner
DeleteSpinner
Not a sinner
DeleteOr beginner
Well beginner
DeleteAs the winner
A genie would be nice
ReplyDeleteCould wish on a bubble
But often wishes lead
To a lot more trouble
That they do
DeleteCan really screw over you
Make A Wish For A Dish!
ReplyDeleteRub it well for the wish
Perhaps Jinn or Genie
To appear in a jiffy
Not a simple plate of fish
Hank
Not simple at all
DeleteWith each wish call
Pat, you may wish to visit:
ReplyDeletehttp://swiftletz.blogspot.my/2016/01/why-must-it-happen-again.html
Hank trying to revive prose writing in a separate blog!
Hank
Another blog you say
DeleteWill hope on over today
Not real sure I wish for a Genie. We just wish for some sunshine. Have a great day Pat.
ReplyDeleteSunshine is fine
DeleteTo human and feline
Major Nelson was an idiot. Having just a young Barbara Eden was good enough, magic powers was just a plus.
ReplyDeleteIdiot he was in the end
DeletePower sent him around the bend
Oh, I want a genie in a bottle
ReplyDeleteLike the chickens have a wattle
Grant me every wish and whim
Maybe we could take a swim
Somewhere way up in the stars
We could even visit Mars
Genie would say, just name your wish
I'd never say I want a fish
Like beauty queens, I couldn't resist
I'd say "world peace " I do insist
In harmony the world would live
Like the sands fall through a sieve
haha until the words got twisted
DeleteThen the world got listed
Peace comes because aliens wipe us out
Have to word correctly each wish you shout
The thing is, as said by the great Mr Bowie
ReplyDeleteWill the Jinn genie get rid of the snowy? ;)
Doubtful with that
DeleteStuck with it where we are at
Pass on the genie love club.
ReplyDeleteAdults do still think they can rub the lamp and get wishes. It's called a lottery ticket.
lol do they rub those though?
DeleteThat I don't know
To heck with a genie, just let me win a big lottery payout.
ReplyDeleteWhat! Be careful what you wish for. Sometimes what you have is good enough.
Yep, have to watch what you want
DeleteAlthough a lottery win is fine at my haunt
Dang, we have Litter Genies here and they always seem to be pretty honest!
ReplyDeleteGet stuff out
DeleteSo no smell is about
hmm - A Genie can be a trickster
ReplyDeletesometimes wishes manifest in strange ways
leaving your head in a bit of a daze....
and soon you find yourself in a twister
Yep, have to watch what you say
DeleteOr much crap may play
I always figured if I found that three wish genie, I'd screw up my wishes:)
ReplyDeleteYeah, all probably would
DeleteThere at their hood
It would be hard just to come up with 3 wishes
ReplyDeleteif I was ever near a genie
better to just wish in my head
and not mess up things and be a wienie
betty
Yeah, better to not screw up
DeleteThat could tip many a cup
I have a couple of wishes for sure. A genie. WHY didn't I think of that?? Please send me a genie (and that's not to be counted as one of my wishes). ;)
ReplyDeletelol may not get there
DeleteWe could use it up at our lair
Man, I don't even want to try with a genie. I'd inevitably word it wrong and end up as a goat or something.
ReplyDeletehaha have to watch every single word
DeleteOr you would get something absurd
Shhhh, Cat!! Don't mention genies or Luci will make me play Aladdin on repeat for 3 days straight. She LOVES that genie. lol Although, there are a few things I'd wish for right now. Just sayin!
ReplyDeletelol Aladdin is a good one
DeleteBut 3 days in a row can ruin its fun
I'm not rubbing any more bottles, never had a genie pop out of one yet.
ReplyDeleteYou rubbed a few?
DeleteNothing came due?
I dream of Genie
ReplyDeleteNever a meanie
I make wish one
Have some fun
I make wish two
A cat rolling in poo
I make wish three
Oops, time for a wee..
Gary, Gary, quite contrary...
Might be a waste
DeleteTo waste wishes in such taste
I don't know what I would wish for
ReplyDeleteI'd rather just go to the store!
Smiles!
lol have to spend dough
DeleteIf there you go
What, 'where' a disguise you say?
ReplyDeleteNo Blue Spelling Bee at your bay haha :p
How PC of me
In the place to be!
Um... I may want to make a wish too
Restore my heath, Scooby Doo!
How's that for a wish, all selfish and stuff?
Do I get another one or is one enough?
This genie I loved (I bet Larry did too)
I'd wish for her on my couch, Scooby Doooo!
haha she may be a tad old now
DeleteTo grant any wishes and wow
Health would be #1
To surely be done
Let's wish her young again!
DeleteCould work
DeleteHas a perk
No wishing from Genie's here. They are little tricksters and instead of a million bucks as in dollars, I'd get me a million buck animals. No thank you.
ReplyDeletelmao that would sure suck
DeleteHunters may think they are in luck
Nearly fell of my chair!
DeleteOf your chair?
DeleteThat make you swear
The first wish should always be
ReplyDeletethat the wishes will be granted endlessly.
But what is there is a rule
DeleteThat makes that not cool
A genie would be nice
ReplyDeletebut I may wish for a pet and he would give me lice.
Better to have wishes and many can come true
as long as they make you smile at your zoo
A smile can come due
DeleteWhen few come true