No matter what you say you can stir the pot at your bay. But it seems some can say more than others. They can shout it until it smothers. Then others can say a thing or your a whatever at your wing.
Let's make fun.
Come on everyone.
It's as easy as can be.
But you can only do it to me.
You can't do it to her.
She sure won't purr.
And just watch him.
Even if he's dim.
You can't do it to them.
They may spit phlegm.
Whoops, their black.
Watch your back.
Oh, a religious nut,
They are fine at your hut.
Making fun of them is A okay.
Go ahead and have your say.
Whoops, watch those guys.
They are far too wise.
Don't diss the female.
She may come and wail.
And watch out for men.
They may show up at your den.
Those people could be on you.
That just wouldn't do.
Celebrities are okay.
Say what you want to say.
But normal people, nope.
Watch out for the Pope.
That country you can go ahead,
Nope, that one will cause you dread.
May even hack off your head.
So watch what is said.
And watch the defend.
Now that too can offend.
Defend someone like that.
And you may get pelted with scat.
And above all,
Read the writing on the wall.
You have to stay PC.
That is just the way to be.
Rather pathetic how some are okay and others you are supposed to watch what you say. As long as poking fun not in mean way, whoopdi friggin doo I say. Can make meme's on religious nuts up the ying yang, but do it on this or that or that or this and dang. Now you are just soo mean there at your scene. I'll stick to being an equal opportunity insulter with my sass. It seems to work for my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
Let's make fun.
Come on everyone.
It's as easy as can be.
But you can only do it to me.
You can't do it to her.
She sure won't purr.
And just watch him.
Even if he's dim.
You can't do it to them.
They may spit phlegm.
Whoops, their black.
Watch your back.
Oh, a religious nut,
They are fine at your hut.
Making fun of them is A okay.
Go ahead and have your say.
Whoops, watch those guys.
They are far too wise.
Don't diss the female.
She may come and wail.
And watch out for men.
They may show up at your den.
Those people could be on you.
That just wouldn't do.
Celebrities are okay.
Say what you want to say.
But normal people, nope.
Watch out for the Pope.
That country you can go ahead,
Nope, that one will cause you dread.
May even hack off your head.
So watch what is said.
And watch the defend.
Now that too can offend.
Defend someone like that.
And you may get pelted with scat.
And above all,
Read the writing on the wall.
You have to stay PC.
That is just the way to be.
Rather pathetic how some are okay and others you are supposed to watch what you say. As long as poking fun not in mean way, whoopdi friggin doo I say. Can make meme's on religious nuts up the ying yang, but do it on this or that or that or this and dang. Now you are just soo mean there at your scene. I'll stick to being an equal opportunity insulter with my sass. It seems to work for my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
HELLO CAT!
ReplyDeleteHow's the kitty mat?
How is your vacation?
How's the balcony battle station?
Yes, the blue wave is here
Oh dear!
Say it ain't so
At your show
But have no fear...
Have a blue beer
Making you cheer!
Hey, it's Sunday
As I'm working at my bay
It's NOT a fun day
Another resolution shot to hell
Making me, you know, yell.
Say, where is R?
Still stuck in a jar?
Not a box
Like a fox?
Working you say
DeleteOn a Sunday?
Geez, broke that one
With your work run
May need a blue beer
To add to your work gear
Don't yell too loud
May draw a crowd
Or just R
He could be in your car
Where is R
Deletecan't go far
trapped in a jar
R is stuck
DeleteIn a truck
Been working all friggin' day
DeleteI'd rather play
Or watch a reboot
Or jump in a pool of soot
Blah to that
DeleteNo work where we`re at
Suza!
ReplyDeleteHello, Suza!
DeleteMorning, Blue!
DeleteAnd I'll raise you...
DeleteA Scooby Doo!
Have fun today
At your bay
Not quite
Delete#2 in sight
The PC Brigade makes me sick
ReplyDeleteWhy don't they go and sit on a stick
That would be a nice trick
Maybe put it in a flick
Reboot it twice
Then put them on ice....
What say you, Cat
On the kitty cat mat?
Works for me
DeleteWith the stick spree
Light the sucker on fire
And watch as the PC does expire
Sounds like a plan
DeleteDo it if you can
Will try
DeleteThen away I`ll fly
Equal opportunity insulter
ReplyDeleteCovers all the bases
Your sass will be spread
Evenly in all cases
Evenly is the way to be
DeleteAt least here at my sea
Offend Or Defend With Room To Amend!
ReplyDeleteHear what they say not what they meant
If they ever want to insult
Do it in a way that is smart
Or they end up all exhausted and spent
Hank
Yeah, watch the low blow
DeleteOr may get exhausted from head to toe
I totally agree. People's beliefs make them targets these days.
ReplyDeleteYep, easy targets they are
DeleteEven if its just their kind of car
I also agree! So unfair that some people are open targets while other it's been deemed un-PC to make say anything bad. Or even to simply state one doesn't believe in that group's principles.
ReplyDeleteYeah, just stating that is oh so bad
DeletePffft to the PC crap that is had
Squeak up, I say, are you man or mouse
ReplyDeleteDo neighbors call your spouse a souse
Who dares to say you are a wimp
And you buy presents for your pimp
Sticks and stones can break your bones
A hot south sun melts ice cream cones
Follor rules and if you fail
PC police will threaten jail
lol it would have to be a big stick
DeleteAs a twig may not break anything slick
Can a hot sun melt the cone?
Or just the ice cream leaving the cone alone?
Ha, got you there
PC Police can sit and stare
Fun is fun, mean is mean
ReplyDeletethere is sometimes the in between!
we each judge our own scene.
Judge and ignore the in between
DeleteA better way at many a scene
We so agree and why do people have to make someone a target. Everyone has their own way of thinking and they have a right to think how ever they want to.
ReplyDeleteThat they surely do
DeleteYet people go after them on cue
Somewhere along the line most of the poor humans lots their sense of humor. Maybe the should put an add in lost and found.
ReplyDeleteDo they even know how to do that anymore?
DeleteNot sure it can be found at their shore
Have to be really careful these days
ReplyDeletewith what we say or do
takes a lot of fun out of some things
and for that I say boo-hoo
betty
Yep, the fun can get sucked away
DeleteThanks to the nuts at play
This is way too complicated for me on a Sunday morning. I can't imagine a Canuck being impolite.
ReplyDeletehaha there are quite a few
DeleteMay not go all black and blue
But they`ll insult with ease
Whenever they please
We can make fun of the Pope, the last one was Darth Sidious himself.
ReplyDeleteHe used the force
DeleteWithout remorse
Everyone is too PC now a days.
ReplyDeleteThat they are
DeleteNear and far
All this talk of being PC
ReplyDeleteis just too much sometimes
equal opportunity insulter
now that is rather funny
Is fun to do
DeleteAs it comes through
Equal opportunity insulter...I like it!
ReplyDeletelol good way to be
DeleteAt any old sea
I with you Pat! I'm an equal opportunity insulter for sure! Everyone deserves to be insulted in an even handed way!! MOL
ReplyDeletehaha yep, that they surely do
DeleteAll even steven at each zoo
people are always discussing equal opportunity...careful this might catch on and be trendy, lol
ReplyDeletelol the cat starting a trend
DeleteCould drive many around the bend
If you wrote this a year ago, I just have to say
ReplyDeletethat the PC crap is even worse today!
lol not quite up to a year
DeleteBut yeah, worse I fear
Meh, this crap is annoying. PC BS.
ReplyDeleteBS all the way
DeleteEvery day
I like sass! :)
ReplyDelete~Jess
Sass works
DeleteHas its perks
If you put yourself out there and act a fool, I say you better expect some ribbing. Others I let be, like children and elderly.
ReplyDeleteYeah, expect it indeed
DeleteSome just have it take seed
I hate PC people-maybe hate is too strong a term.....nope! It just makes me want to have fun, like a cat with a mouse:)
ReplyDeletehaha hate is a good word
DeleteAs they are absurd