Hooked On A Feeling With This Dealing!

The cat heard some woman the other day as he walked by a lottery ticket booth at the grocery store bay, wow, I got wordy there. But you don't care. Anyway, heard her say I've got a feeling I will win. Pffft and I have a golden chin.

I've got a feeling.
A feeling where?
Is it like peeling?
I hope it's not down there.

Let that sink in.
Damn, that would suck.
Be more than a sin.
Even for a snip snip duck.

But luckily it's about a buck.
The good old winning.
Yeah, about as dumb as luck,
This thing that left her grinning.

I've got a feeling.
It's in my bones.
Standing or kneeling,
It sure groans.

Hmm, gutter there?
Don't sit and stare.
Or maybe glare.
Excuse me while I lick my cat hair.

Okay, I'm done.
I took care of that feeling.
My tongue won.
And there was no peeling.

But the feeling is ready.
It is coming to me.
I can feel it steady,
I'm going to win $1,000,000,000, yippeeee!

Oh wait.
That was back pain.
Damn, my fate.
No pain no gain?

Hook me to that feeling,
And I'll kick you in the head.
You may have to be kneeling,
But I promise you won't get dead.

So you hooked on a feeling?
The cat must know.
Ready for some poker dealing?
Is it in your head, tongue or toe?

And just a little fyi for all of you. I looked the next day at my zoo and the winner was out in BC. That's on the other side of the country from me. Whoopsy, I guess her feeling was wrong. Maybe she just had one too many a hit from the bong? Got any feelings like that lass? I have a feeling you'd never tell my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

Comments

  1. Hooked On A Feeling With This Dealing!
    Like floating on air gets one reeling
    Feel it in the bones
    One may not be alone
    Not to be unsettled with loud rantings

    Hank

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    1. Yeah, many feel it
      And every time it's umm spit

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    1. He should have used that
      Then wouldn't have croaked and went splat

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  3. Everyone gets that feeling that they will win, but always end up not winning even a penny.

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    1. Yep, all in ones head
      But guess it needs to be said

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  4. When I retire, I have a feeling,
    Having based it on lottery won't be appealing.
    Working and earning is better; a lot
    You might like it, never know, so give it a shot.

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  5. That feeling was probably just indigestion...

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    1. haha could have been indeed
      Bad gas taking seed

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  6. Her feeling was wrong
    from hitting that bong
    now she's got a ticket
    and only one place to stick it
    let's hope it's the trash
    or she'll wind up with a rash

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    1. lol they have more than one use?
      Right up the caboose?
      Damn, that would feel stingy
      Paper cuts around ones thingy

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  7. "Feelings"...... I used to listen to that song
    When perhaps the world seemed wrong
    But now I'm old and wise
    Try new emotions on for size

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    1. Try something new
      May push on through
      No feeling is had
      No longer bat shit mad

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  8. This post has me singing all sorts of songs. No good ones, however.

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    1. haha not a fun one
      Need to try harder under my sun

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  9. Everytime I hear someone say "I got a feeling" I start to sing that song inside my head. Lol Remember when we won the lottery, cat?!

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    1. When did we win that?
      I think I spent it all where we're at lol

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  10. I have a feeling those that play the lottery
    as I occasionally will do
    dream big and think that they will win
    but lots of losers out there too

    betty

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    1. Yep, losers in every way
      But can't win if you don't play

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  11. Win $1,000,000?! Wouldn't that be fantastic

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  12. Am I the only one old enough to remember the song "Hooked on a Feeling" by B. J. Thomas? Now I have that stuck in my head all day.

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    1. haha nope, I know the song
      That is why I used it to make all sing along

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  13. I have a feeling, a strong premonition that I will never win the lottery. I've been correct for 32 years running. I'm practically psychic. Ignore the fact that I've never actually bought a lottery ticket. That part is irrelevant to the equation.

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    1. Well you still have lots and lots and lots of time
      To never ever waste a dime

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  14. I never have the feeling I would win but I sure can imagine what I would do if I did.

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    1. Imagining can be nice
      What one would do with a hefty price

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  15. I get that feeling every time I buy one too - it has yet to prove correct, but hope does spring eternal! :)

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    1. Hope can keep one a going
      With a gigantic odds showing

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  16. I wonder how many people's lives have been ruined by winning the lottery. lol

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  17. I wonder how many people's lives have been ruined by winning the lottery. lol

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  18. There have been times that I had a feeling I would win something and believed it...but didn't. lol

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    1. lol well at least now you know
      That feeling is a liar at your show

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  19. Nope, I seldom have feelings I'll win.
    Mostly because I seldom enter contests and such.

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    1. haha makes sense indeed
      Save the dough at your feed

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  20. No gambling for me thanks. So I never part of my stash of cash on the off chance I might win big. Besides, what would I do if I did win tons of money? Probably nothing different than I'm doing right now.

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  21. She made have won
    not a ton
    but a free ticket.
    better than a used biscuit.
    Now lets all sing "Hooked on a feeling"
    sitting, standing or kneeling:)

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    1. A free ticket you say
      Whoopi at play
      Sing away
      All through the day

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  22. When one confuses the big win
    For seething back pain
    That feeling must die; it's clearly insane.

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  23. I so wanted to have that feeling last night
    My nerves were so very uptight
    I didn't know if it could be
    But Broncos did it, yessiree!!!

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  24. Ah, you can't trust all feeling
    they will leave you reeling
    even though they are appealing
    too much wheeling and dealing!

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    1. Not a deal to be done
      Better off taking the money and go on the run

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  25. orlin N cassie...ya noe....we gotta feeling de broncoz iz gonna win de soooooper bowl ......
    ☺☺☺☺☺

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  26. I don't think I've said that in years.

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  27. Winning would be fun,
    Better than a sour bun
    Though winning isn't everything,
    Bet it's better than nothing.
    Win Pat, win Joe, win anything
    For all you know, you may be a winner after all.

    Thanks for visiting IWSG.
    It was nice seeing you be.

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    1. True, better than nadda
      But many would yadda yadda
      A winner after all
      Would be fine by my hall

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  28. I'd love to feel like I was going to hit the big win:)

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    1. Then it would be worse when you lose though
      As no numbers show

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  29. Everyone got that feeling to win, but it always looks like one is too far off from the winning number ~ Good luck trying & stay warm Pat ~

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  30. I buy lottery tickets just so I can plan how to spend my millions while I wait to lose. It's fun!

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  31. I buy a lottery ticket like once every two year or so, when the pot gets really huge. I always have that feeling that I just wasted my $2 before I am officially announced the loser :)

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    1. haha at least it is only 2 bucks
      Lose more on feeding the ducks

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  32. don't saying winning too much, you might summon Charlie Sheen

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    1. Now that would scare
      Have to fumigate my lair

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  33. I don't know I've had that feeling and have won!

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  34. Who sang that song. I'm hooked on a feeling.?

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  35. Hooked on a Feeling
    Is a B.J. Thomas tune
    From back in 1968
    Redone by Blue Swede's dune

    I don't want
    Buckets of dough
    But enough to be comfy
    A pail or so

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    1. Yeah, I'd take a pail
      maybe two in case one were to fail

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  36. haha ..feeling a little optimistic
    with the lottery mystic
    is just that..a feeling.
    The end results will leave you reeling.

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    1. Yep, and leave you broke
      Don't give the feeling a poke

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