The cat was hopping here and there when he saw a scary video at our lair. The cat then delved into the dark side of YouTube. I've now locked those things away in a small cube.
Hurt your eyes.
I tell no lies.
Just do a search,
From a perch.
See much to scare.
You may stare,
You may go blind.
They sure are one of a kind.
There are this and that,
Some chew some fat.
Like actual fat.
Disturbs the cat.
Do you like things hanging?
Could do some head banging.
For Do your balls hang low,
Sure does show.
Do your boobs hang low,
Is also given a go.
Equal opportunity for all,
On each and every YouTube wall.
A dude in a horse head,
Will keep you up in bed.
Bananas stuck to a face,
Is a scary embrace.
Ronald McDonald has fun,
He can scare anyone.
Dancing around with ease,
He might make your computer freeze.
A chocolate bunny goes to town.
It sure will make you frown.
The Llama Song is scary,
Rednecks might like them hairy.
Speaking of rednecks at my zoo,
There are some zit poppers too.
Keepin it real will like that.
So nasty to the cat.
Even some that want to scare,
They put a hex on you at your lair.
Pffffft is all the cat has to say to that.
Got more hex power in my scat.
Seen any strange dark side of YouTube videos at your sea? Wish they could be forgotten by thee? Now of course there are the nuts balls who are just plain creepy and insane, but I avoided that creepy train. More fun dark side I guess. Although a mind wipe might be needed I confess. Oh what the cat will do to give sass from his daily little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
Hurt your eyes.
I tell no lies.
Just do a search,
From a perch.
See much to scare.
You may stare,
You may go blind.
They sure are one of a kind.
There are this and that,
Some chew some fat.
Like actual fat.
Disturbs the cat.
Do you like things hanging?
Could do some head banging.
For Do your balls hang low,
Sure does show.
Do your boobs hang low,
Is also given a go.
Equal opportunity for all,
On each and every YouTube wall.
A dude in a horse head,
Will keep you up in bed.
Bananas stuck to a face,
Is a scary embrace.
Ronald McDonald has fun,
He can scare anyone.
Dancing around with ease,
He might make your computer freeze.
A chocolate bunny goes to town.
It sure will make you frown.
The Llama Song is scary,
Rednecks might like them hairy.
Speaking of rednecks at my zoo,
There are some zit poppers too.
Keepin it real will like that.
So nasty to the cat.
Even some that want to scare,
They put a hex on you at your lair.
Pffffft is all the cat has to say to that.
Got more hex power in my scat.
Seen any strange dark side of YouTube videos at your sea? Wish they could be forgotten by thee? Now of course there are the nuts balls who are just plain creepy and insane, but I avoided that creepy train. More fun dark side I guess. Although a mind wipe might be needed I confess. Oh what the cat will do to give sass from his daily little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
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ReplyDeleteHank
Good Morning Hank
Deleteyou are on a number one run
'morning Truedessa
Delete11 #1's it is nice
Challenging this far
Comes as a surprise
Hank
Sure on a run indeed
DeleteHere at my feed
Oh yea, I can watch zit popping videos for hours. The cysts are so amazing. In fact I found a "best of" world's biggest cyst compilation video the other night and watched it about a dozen times.
ReplyDeletelmao blah and ewww
DeleteIs what came out at my zoo
I've got more issues with forgetting what I've learned on urban dictionary!
ReplyDeleteYeah, there are some things there
DeleteThat make you wish all one did was normally swear
The dark side clouds everything impossible to see the future..yoda
ReplyDeleteOne must walk through darkness to know light...
That they must
DeleteJust hope they don't rust
Want a scare
ReplyDeleteAt your lair?
Go to a fair,
Clowns are there!
Big red nose
DeleteCan cause some woes
I try to scrub those from my mind. Usually my YouTube searches are for music videos, but even that's not safe.
ReplyDeleteNope, scary ones can show
DeleteStraight down in a row
No time to spend much time on YouTube
ReplyDeleteWhich is probably a good thing from what you found
Too bad there is not some warning before it is watched
That would be more sound
betty
Yeah, some R rated thing
DeleteWould be wise for many a wing
Oh dear, be careful.
ReplyDeleteIt is enough to worry about what goes bump in the night without YouTube stalking you too.
haha Youtube as a stalker
DeleteBeats some perverted gawker
A mind wipe
ReplyDeleteA kind swipe
Rid the dark
Add a spark
Take a leave
What's up your sleeve
Dismiss the gloom
Sweep with a broom
Or just suck
DeleteVacuum and pass the buck
The Dark Side Goes For A Ride!
ReplyDeleteYouTube leaves them to decide
It is so scary
Creating worry
May be looking for a fight
Hank
That they may
DeleteTrying to get many to fight and play
We don't do You Tube very much so no scaring for us, Thank COD.
ReplyDeleteGood way to be
DeleteAvoiding the scary at your sea
YouTube can be grand or it can be very scary, lol. My kids' dad used to like to watch the videos of people wiping out, yeouch. I never thought those were funny. People are very strange, lol. Though those who crack up at those videos probably think I'm very droll. ;) I haven't seen any other dark ones, but I believer you that they're out there.
ReplyDeleteOh there are many scary ones out there
DeleteAnd yeah, those have to hurt at their lair
I luckily never really encounter any of these
ReplyDeleteGood way to be
DeleteAs they can be scary to see
Nah, I can't say that I've ever watched any "dark side" clips on YouTube. Some dark humor, maybe. At least, SOME people may think it's dark and crass. I think it's hilarious. I'm talking about some of the prank videos about farts. (I may be old, but my sense of humor hasn't matured yet.)
ReplyDeleteOne of our daughters-in-law showed me some funny videos you and your cat might like. They're of cats' reactions to seeing a cucumber lying on the floor. Insane! I don't know why they get so freaked out at the sight, but it's a hoot to watch.
haha I'm all for the dark humor one
DeleteI'll even give farts a run
haha the smallest things can freak them out
As they try and figure out what it's about
That pesky vacuum should be in the dark side, talk about scary!
ReplyDeleteYeah, we ran from that today
DeleteScary on display
I never go searching for the Dark Side, and it has let me go.
ReplyDeleteGood you got off the hook
DeleteWithout a look
I never go searching for the Dark Side, and it has let me go.
ReplyDeleteTimes two
DeleteFrom you
I never go searching for the Dark Side, and it has let me go.
ReplyDeleteTimes three
DeleteFrom thee
I never go searching for the Dark Side, and it has let me go.
ReplyDeleteTimes four
DeleteOn your tour
I'm not so keen on a scare at my lair!
ReplyDeleteBest to avoid
DeleteCould become paranoid
You don't go to the dark side, it comes to you/just when you think it's safe, it will jump out and shout: Moooo! :-)
ReplyDeleteGreetings from London.
Mooo you say?
DeleteA cow patty is dark on display
Ah, ha....I don't go to the dark side of anything! Give me the light, light, light!
ReplyDeleteKeep to the light
DeleteAnd avoid any fright
orlin N cassie
ReplyDeletewe gived up watchin you tube coz it uses up two much data...then de fone companee sayz we R all most outta data for de month...UNLEZZ...we wanna pay $$$$ ta get MOR data......coz de fone companeez sew poor ewe noe ~~
heerz two a peppered corydoras kinda week oh end ♥♥♥
Ugg we've had that done before
DeleteBastards sure like to charge more
Ewwww! You just made me glad
ReplyDeleteBetter internet is not had!
haha a helpful cat
DeleteHow about that
The dark side is not for me.
ReplyDeleteI prefer bright colors, you see.
A better way
Deleteany old day
I am not surprised by what pops up but....ewwwwwwww
ReplyDeleteEwww to see
DeleteAvoid a spree
Oh those zip and abscess videos are disgusting. Scary indeed.
ReplyDeleteNasty they are
DeleteBy very far
I try to skip over those videos when possible. I don't like having those images burned into my brain lol
ReplyDeletelol there they will stay
DeleteOnce seen on display
These things I did not see.
ReplyDeleteI'll consider myself lucky!
hahaha...
A good way to be
DeleteThey are scary to see
Don't really search for the dark side
ReplyDeleteBut sometimes I see unwanted stuff
God knows what I press to get it
But usually click out, enough's enough
click away fast
DeleteFrom the scary cast