The cat was looking at the stats the other day for search engine nuts that come to play, when he noticed an interesting fact. People use one main browser with their searching act.
Which browser are you?
Are you fire or chrome?
Do you have something new?
Maybe out where the buffalo roam?
Or are you the tops.
Internet Explorer all around.
All the others flops,
When the stats are found.
Maybe you went on a Safari?
There you got stuck.
Tried some calamari,
And got hit by a truck.
Wait, that would be weird.
But I suppose it could be true.
Avoid any stranger with a beard,
They may run over you.
Internet Explorer is as literal as can be.
Is that why it is liked by thee?
Chrome makes sense if you're a bee.
Firefox sounds a bit burn-y at my sea.
Maybe we need a Super Search.
That would be literal too.
You can sit on your perch,
And find cute cat videos at your zoo.
As far as operating systems go,
Windows kicks every ones ass.
I guess Mac users don't like my show,
Or they are afraid to trespass?
Even Android wins.
Poor apple just gets beat.
Iphone takes a few spins,
But still left in defeat.
So which browser are you?
A fox on fire?
Chrome skin in view?
An explorer about to expire?
No, don't call Mario and ask.
Bowser is a whole other guy.
What? Just wanted to make clear the task.
Did I make Mac users cry?
Interesting how so many people still use Explorer at their sea. Those people sure like me. The Firefox and Chrome guys have a bit of tries. The rest are really low. So, like a particular one at your show? Which do you use to trespass? You can tell my browsing little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
Which browser are you?
Are you fire or chrome?
Do you have something new?
Maybe out where the buffalo roam?
Or are you the tops.
Internet Explorer all around.
All the others flops,
When the stats are found.
Maybe you went on a Safari?
There you got stuck.
Tried some calamari,
And got hit by a truck.
Wait, that would be weird.
But I suppose it could be true.
Avoid any stranger with a beard,
They may run over you.
Internet Explorer is as literal as can be.
Is that why it is liked by thee?
Chrome makes sense if you're a bee.
Firefox sounds a bit burn-y at my sea.
Maybe we need a Super Search.
That would be literal too.
You can sit on your perch,
And find cute cat videos at your zoo.
As far as operating systems go,
Windows kicks every ones ass.
I guess Mac users don't like my show,
Or they are afraid to trespass?
Even Android wins.
Poor apple just gets beat.
Iphone takes a few spins,
But still left in defeat.
So which browser are you?
A fox on fire?
Chrome skin in view?
An explorer about to expire?
No, don't call Mario and ask.
Bowser is a whole other guy.
What? Just wanted to make clear the task.
Did I make Mac users cry?
Interesting how so many people still use Explorer at their sea. Those people sure like me. The Firefox and Chrome guys have a bit of tries. The rest are really low. So, like a particular one at your show? Which do you use to trespass? You can tell my browsing little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
Suza!
ReplyDeleteOn top
DeleteHank did flop
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ReplyDeleteHi Hank
DeleteHappy Sunday
Hank was too slow
DeleteHis phone tried though
Happy Sunday Suza
DeleteCongrats!
Hank
Happy all around
DeleteAs no work is found
1
ReplyDeleteTimes two
DeleteSee, tried on cue
I use Chrome
ReplyDeleteMost of the time
Cookies sometimes crazy
So Explorer is then fine
Gave up on Apple
A long time ago
Love my LG G4 Android
Amazing at my show
Chrome has cookies galore
DeleteCan't stand that one at my shore
Apple I never got into
So Android works at my zoo
Number 3
ReplyDeleteIn the place to be
Hi Blue
DeleteHappy Sunday, too
Getting closer each day
DeleteAs the snores play
Suza!
DeleteHow's Scooby Dooza?
Have fun today
At the Suza Bay!
Hello Cat!
Hello Blue
DeleteSnoring is through?
Number four,
ReplyDeleteIs such a bore. ;-)
(I use Chrome
At my dome.)
A bore at four
DeleteNeed a faster browser tour
Chrome - I'm a number nut too. I am not too concerned with numbers but I look them over everyday. lol
ReplyDeletelol have to give them a stare
DeleteEven when you don't care
I love my Mac
ReplyDeletenow that's a fact
which means I'm using Safari
and it cruises as fast as a Ferrari
going down the Internet highway
at top speeds every single day!
Top speed is the way
DeleteMuch better to come out and play
No sitting around in traffic like rush hour
Good to have the power
Sitting in traffic always sucks
Deleteespecially when you're surrounded by trucks
who push out all that nasty smoke
and make you think you're gonna choke
on their filthy disgusting air
while you're waiting just to go somewhere
And they take their time
DeleteGas isn't on their dime
So they spread it more
Driving a truck has to be a bore
I like to go on Safari
ReplyDeleteThen I write in my diary
The fox on fire's my other vote
Easy climb, don't sink the boat
No boat sinking
DeleteWith some foxy drinking
IE is #1
ReplyDeletefor old people who can't even log into email
Or who still have aol
DeleteWhere they dwell
Don't want to get hit by a truck. Good thing I don't like calamari.
ReplyDeleteI use Firefox. IE did not place nice with Blogger.
Yeah, IE did some stupid things
DeleteGood there are no calamari hiding in the wings
We use Mac so we have chrome, safari and firefox. It's weird that some sites only work with certain browsers.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I hate when sites are like that
DeleteThey can really annoy the cat
Browse away come what may
ReplyDeleteChrome it is ok for play
Tried fire
Also explorer
Stuck at Chrome they saved the day
Hank
Chrome in the end
DeleteBucked the trend
Browse away come what may
ReplyDeleteChrome it is ok for play
Tried fire
Also explorer
Stuck at Chrome they saved the day
Hank
Times two
DeleteLook at you
Use a mixture of two at my sea
ReplyDeleteSometimes Chrome but mostly IE :)
betty
Old fashion you are
DeleteWith IE at your sand bar
Mostly use Chrome, it seems to do what its supposed to do, fast and easy to use.
ReplyDeleteFast and easy
DeleteSure isn't cheesy
Which browser? The computer tech at my old elementary school loaded Safari on my computer, and I'm still using it. Although I sometimes use Firefox which she loaded later. I'm so Mac, Pat, but I don't mind mixing with the Windows crowd.
ReplyDeletehaha good you don't mind a mixture
DeleteCould break many a fixture
I use Borafox.
ReplyDeleteNot in a box...
Or in a boat
DeleteWith a goat
I mostly use Chrome or Firefox. :)
ReplyDelete~Jess
Switch between the two
DeleteThere at your zoo?
I use Chrome. I tried Firefox and didn't care for it.
ReplyDeleteChrome stalks me a ton
DeleteI ditched that one
I like apples, but also pears. I sometimes chuck em at the Windows! MOL
ReplyDeleteSafari or Chrome :)
lol chuck them with glee
DeleteThe way to be
I use Chrome unless a message pops up saying something is incompatible with it. Explorer had so many pop-ups, it seemed like.
ReplyDeleteYeah, explorer is just junkie now
DeleteThe pop ups can sure wow
IE does not play well with Blogger, for sure. I use it and Fire. Depends on what I'm doing.
ReplyDeleteYeah IE plays crappy
DeleteNot falling for its umm trappy
I like Chrome best. Internet Explorer only aggravates me.
ReplyDeleteAggravates away
DeleteAlso at my bay
Chrome is now where I like to be
ReplyDeleteIt seems that is where I like to be.
I don't know the others except for explorer
Which you can't do much now.....oh well:)
Good to have one you like
DeleteWhile IE takes a hike
Chrome seems to be the best
ReplyDeletewhen I give the others a test.
A good one to find
DeleteWith piece of mind
I haven't messed around too much with the others, but Firefox was on my computer (probably installed by hubby) so I just left it.
ReplyDeleteGood one to use
DeleteTo go about and peruse
Chrome and safari are browsers for me
ReplyDeletethey are both equal at my sea!
Equal as can be
DeleteEach with its own spree