With the a to z about to start and everyone tied up taking the alphabet to heart, the cat thought he'd help you out. I mean you don't have much time to go out and about. So if you need a mate I've found you a date.
I've been divorced 3 times
May want to try dating mimes.
I'm simple......
Are the dots some plot the pimple?
Believe in chance
Hmm isn't being online an opposite stance?
Camping is my passion
So is mountain wear judging by your fashion
Will yu b my vaalettine
A little late or early for that to align.
If you not real don't message me I wil block you
Somehow I don't think any blocking will need to come due.
Can you keep me occupied?
Sure, whoops, I lied.
Time will always out
Even in a drought?
I'm stuck here
A sticky situation, dear?
Every time I see you I glow with happiness inside
Are you sure that's not a backed up gas ride?
No **sholes.
Hmm, every one has one so you have lofty goals.
Noone meets at Wal-Mart
No love over buying a pop tart?
Catch and release
So guys you lease?
Wanna try ice fishing
Umm, keep on wishing.
I like most things, i like music, I like movies, I like kids, i like...
I thing you covered that with your first I like hike.
Do you know when to use where, where and wear?
Yep, better than you with mistakes to spare.
Looking for rich and thin
Going to give the wheel of fortune a spin?
Wanna have a baby with me?
Nope, because I have an IQ higher than three.
A mixed bag
Like those mixed nuts or some mixed flag?
Looking for the keeper.
That Crypt Keeper guy may be a peeper.
So now the cat has helped once more. You can get plenty of lovin' at your shore. But if you have an asshole you might lose out on one. Hey, that's still 19 left for fun. Enjoy your dating during the a to z all thanks to little old me. But if you catch something from an online lass don't blame my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
I've been divorced 3 times
May want to try dating mimes.
I'm simple......
Are the dots some plot the pimple?
Believe in chance
Hmm isn't being online an opposite stance?
Camping is my passion
So is mountain wear judging by your fashion
Will yu b my vaalettine
A little late or early for that to align.
If you not real don't message me I wil block you
Somehow I don't think any blocking will need to come due.
Can you keep me occupied?
Sure, whoops, I lied.
Time will always out
Even in a drought?
I'm stuck here
A sticky situation, dear?
Every time I see you I glow with happiness inside
Are you sure that's not a backed up gas ride?
No **sholes.
Hmm, every one has one so you have lofty goals.
Noone meets at Wal-Mart
No love over buying a pop tart?
Catch and release
So guys you lease?
Wanna try ice fishing
Umm, keep on wishing.
I like most things, i like music, I like movies, I like kids, i like...
I thing you covered that with your first I like hike.
Do you know when to use where, where and wear?
Yep, better than you with mistakes to spare.
Looking for rich and thin
Going to give the wheel of fortune a spin?
Wanna have a baby with me?
Nope, because I have an IQ higher than three.
A mixed bag
Like those mixed nuts or some mixed flag?
Looking for the keeper.
That Crypt Keeper guy may be a peeper.
So now the cat has helped once more. You can get plenty of lovin' at your shore. But if you have an asshole you might lose out on one. Hey, that's still 19 left for fun. Enjoy your dating during the a to z all thanks to little old me. But if you catch something from an online lass don't blame my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Suza!
ReplyDeleteTop spot
DeleteOf the lot
Wow - a helpful Cat
ReplyDeleteTo choose a date
I think I'll pass
And procrastinate
A better way
DeleteAt your bay
Want to go ice fishing?? ICE FISHING?! Please tell me this has never really been said. Lmao
ReplyDeletelol it was on the profile
DeleteNo way I'd turn that dial
Want to bet the dude looking for rich and thin is poor and fat?
ReplyDeleteActually it was a she
DeleteI'd never look through the he lol
Ha ha ha
DeleteLa de da!
lol indeed
DeleteLa de da away at my feed
Such lovely tips, thanks cats. Cheers.
ReplyDeleteTipped away
DeleteAt my bay
Wow, third time was not the charm with that first one huh?
ReplyDeleteNope, no charm was had
DeleteDrive one mad
looking for the keeper
ReplyDeletehe might be a creeper
yikes!
Might be
DeleteAll old and creepy
Cat's in the groove
ReplyDeleteThe dates approve
Is "Divorced 3 times" the winner
I bet he's a heavy sinner
That she may be
DeleteAs everyone does flee
I Will Help Thee Before The A To Z!
ReplyDeleteIt takes all kinds to make one busy
Given the choice
And boys are boys
Strike an acquaintance for company
Hank
Could get company indeed
DeleteBut may want to run at your feed
Clever verse Pat, I don't advise on line dating personally, I had seven and a half years of hell with someone I met.
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
Yeah, I avoid the crap
DeleteBut makes for a fun lap
If I were on the hunt
ReplyDeleteFor a hiker I might punt
Knowing the difference between
Their, there and they're would be keen
But some of the rest
Would not be best
Nope, toss them aside
DeleteEnjoy the ride
Thankfully not in the need of another mate
ReplyDeleteHave one here already, don't want to tempt fate
betty
Good way to be
DeleteAt your sea
I've had my guy for 25 years. I think I'm good.
ReplyDeleteFine indeed
DeleteAt your feed
Is every date a blind date when you can't see?
ReplyDeleteNope, you can touch
DeleteNot blind after such
Something about that #3!
ReplyDeleteYeah, doesn't work
DeleteNot a perk
Ah, believe in chance...
ReplyDeletesuch is life's dance
give new things a glance
as you risk taking a chance!
Something new
DeleteSure brings chance in view
i met someone at a mall once. it was a start to a drama of my life :-/
ReplyDeletelol avoid malls you say
DeleteWell okay
I say go the old fashioned way
ReplyDeleteWent to bars at my bay
Drunks is all I need
DeleteCougars there take seed
Are you referring to me, Pat?? LOLZ........
DeleteHello Bijoux!
DeleteI'll raise you... a Scooby Doo!
lol you aren't out trolling at the bar
DeleteSo nope, not at your sand bar
All we need to see
ReplyDeletea good energy
open to laugh,
write and read stuff
from a to z above
Much will come due
DeleteAs I rhyme away at my zoo
lol on the gas ride
ReplyDeletepeople are so phony. half the time i think they're looking for something they don't even want.
4givelazygrammar
haha that they surely are
DeleteOkay with lazy grammar at my sand bar
orlin N cassie....we will stix ta ree mane inn bacherlorz & bacherlorettz
ReplyDelete& gaze at burdz frum a far
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
☺☺☺
♥♥♥
Right, enjoy the gazing
DeleteWe won't be grazing
I have found that dating sites
ReplyDeleteCan seriously be a fright.
I've mainly been approached by spammers
Who need a good whack with a hammer.
Yep, they are a scary place
DeleteI no longer show my face
Look at them for a post
That's it at my coast
Fox on a dating site?
DeleteWho knew this was his plight!
I actually joined one about 15 years ago. 99% spammers.
DeleteThey spam away
DeleteNight and day
No a**holes they said?
ReplyDeleteAt least they won't poo in your bed :p
That they may not
DeleteBet they smell like dry rot
Not needing that and I am not participating either in writing for the next 30 days ~ Need some quiet me time, ha ~
ReplyDeleteEnjoy the quiet time
DeleteMay it be sublime
Not in the market:) Good luck to those who are.
ReplyDeleteThose they can keep
DeleteThe whole heap
With this help from you, I say no thank youuuuu!
ReplyDeletelol well I tried
DeleteIn that I'll take pride
There are some crazy nuts on dating sites
ReplyDeleteThey often give me the frights.
Hahaaaa...I was on them once
And now feel like a dunce.
I met A lot of strange men
There was Fargo man-a 1 out of ten.
Chocolate fountain man and a 7ft tall man named Jesus.
Holy bejeeses!
Then there was the guy with no teeth
Ughh, I gave up......Thank God! LOL
lol sounds like quite the array
DeleteThey are scary on display
Stalkers galore
And so much more
lol...your verse reminded me of myself :)
ReplyDeleteSee you around this April
Glad it was grand
DeleteHere in my land
Married 3 times, was there a fourth?
ReplyDeleteBeats me
DeleteShe was trolling to see
Don't take the bait, but that you knew.
ReplyDeleteNot to be taken seriously, but it can amuse!
Amuse at my sea
DeleteThat is all it's used for by me
I certainly wouldn't pick anyone up from Wal-mart. I'd take my chances anywhere else but there!
ReplyDeletelol there are worse places
DeleteFor such embraces