In Post Twelve Bijoux Doesn't Get The Shelve!

So here we are on the day when 24 posts come from my bay. You'd think Pat would have something better to do on his birthday. Nope, he's here to annoy and play. This year we are back to all of you. Who scored the highest last year at my zoo? That we shall see. Slacker? Attacker? Ghost? Betweener? Which will it be?

Entering An Attacker
She's a Cellphone Smacker

She got 24 too.
Nope, didn't miss you.
Just had to make fun of Blue,
So did a little switcheroo.

But you can handle that,
There where you are at.
After fairs that stink,
It's not the missing link.

Grab some holiday beer,
And give a cheer.
But watch out.
She may shout.

Stick a phone to your ear,
And yap without fear.
You may get a kick.
Right to the dick.

Ouch, indeed.
Hope it doesn't bleed.
What? She won't do that?
Bah, believe in the cat.

And now you have met twelve at my sea. There are 12 more to be shown to thee. Will you make it through this year? Will you top last year's cheer? I guess we shall see what comes to be with this year's 24 posts in one day spree. Can you do posts in mass? It is easy to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.


  1. A kick to the dick?
    Now that's gotta smart
    Need some holiday beer
    To help pain depart

  2. Things getting to be hot
    Good morning Suza and Alex Cavanaugh!


    1. Morning Hank and Alex
      Lots of chances for #1 today
      Hope to see you again
      As we all come out to play

    2. Playing away
      As many #1 chances at play

  3. In Post Twelve Bijoux Doesn't Get The Shelve!
    Rather it is a question of getting some wealth
    To give a hard kick
    For not getting a fix
    Only to realize it is more of doing it oneself


    1. Doing more to one's self
      Surely wouldn't impress an elf

  4. Yeah! I made it! Happy Birthday.....we've got a birthday in our house today as well. Can you smell the chocolate cake I'm baking??

    But yeah, people and their damn cell phones!!! LOL!

    XO to the Birthday Boy!

    1. A good day
      For birthday's at play
      lol to the phones
      As they annoy at the tones

    2. Bijoux means business, Cat!
      24 on your mat

    3. That she does
      With my 24 buzz

    4. I'm a loser this year
      Can't get my butt in gear

    5. I'll carry on the tradition
      I think I'm almost near the end
      Might make it to 24
      its right around the bend


    6. Carry on
      As she got a few at my lawn

  5. Bijoux made it half way done
    Bet she's having lots of fun

  6. Just had to make fun of Blue?
    Could this be true at your furry shoe?

  7. I like her name.
    Trinket is her game.
    A little jewel it could be
    anything that sparkles is fun to me.

  8. Good for Bijoux to get all 24!
    Quite an accomplishment I will say!
    I hope today she had a great day!


    1. Yeah, a great accomplishment indeed
      Here at my feed

  9. I just keep thinking of beer:)

  10. For once I am really glad to be female. A kick to the weenie doesn't sound fun. I'd need lots of beer after that, I'm sure!

    1. haha it will tingle quite a bit
      Need tons of beer for it


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