So the cat has seen this done and heard this term used under our sun. I guess they could be me if you think Pat pretends to be a cat at our sea. But the cat really does all the work. Time for my C backwards a to z smirk.
Look at me.
I'm as real as can be.
Just read what I say.
A romance may come your way.
Whoops, I'm just fooling.
I left you drooling.
Silly old me.
See you on my next spree.
Look at me.
I'm as real as can be.
Just read what I say.
A new romance could come your way.
You're such a fool.
I am so cool.
You fell for it twice.
I know, I'm not nice.
But catfishing is so fun.
It just has to be done.
You get to be a cat and a fish.
Isn't that everyone's wish?
But why be fake?
Because one you can make?
To scam a few?
Maybe more than two?
Nah, it's the thrill.
Wait, get that from a pill.
I guess it's just the special way,
That catfish look in the day.
They are wise.
They eat flies.
They swim in their own poop,
And lots of other goop.
Who wouldn't want to be one?
Catfishing is fun.
Don't even need a rod.
Can lie about your bod.
Create the life you like.
Then tell all to take a hike.
Create a new one each day,
Catfishing without the need for a bay.
Are you a catfisher at your sea? All fake and such like the ninja wannabe? Hey, he hides behind a mini me. The cat let's it all fly free. But is it really me? Am I catfishing thee? Sorry, I'm snip snip, so no catfishing romance trip. Have you ever been or seen one? They sure can turn up the fake a ton. I'll stick with the singing bass. He is much nicer than any catfish to my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Look at me.
I'm as real as can be.
Just read what I say.
A romance may come your way.
Whoops, I'm just fooling.
I left you drooling.
Silly old me.
See you on my next spree.
Look at me.
I'm as real as can be.
Just read what I say.
A new romance could come your way.
You're such a fool.
I am so cool.
You fell for it twice.
I know, I'm not nice.
But catfishing is so fun.
It just has to be done.
You get to be a cat and a fish.
Isn't that everyone's wish?
But why be fake?
Because one you can make?
To scam a few?
Maybe more than two?
Nah, it's the thrill.
Wait, get that from a pill.
I guess it's just the special way,
That catfish look in the day.
They are wise.
They eat flies.
They swim in their own poop,
And lots of other goop.
Who wouldn't want to be one?
Catfishing is fun.
Don't even need a rod.
Can lie about your bod.
Create the life you like.
Then tell all to take a hike.
Create a new one each day,
Catfishing without the need for a bay.
Are you a catfisher at your sea? All fake and such like the ninja wannabe? Hey, he hides behind a mini me. The cat let's it all fly free. But is it really me? Am I catfishing thee? Sorry, I'm snip snip, so no catfishing romance trip. Have you ever been or seen one? They sure can turn up the fake a ton. I'll stick with the singing bass. He is much nicer than any catfish to my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
HELLO CAT!
ReplyDeleteHow's the kitty mat?
Hey, it's Thursday...
Such a fun day!
Now, I gotta go
Getting stuck like a pro
At my show
Is this 5 in a row?
Grrrrreat post!
From coast to coast!
5 indeed
DeleteHas taken seed
As off to work you go
Stuck like a toad on the road at your show
Suza!
ReplyDeleteA name
DeleteFor fame
Dang so close
ReplyDeleteBetty
2 minutes off indeed
DeleteBut close at my feed
Not a fisher of any kind
ReplyDeleteBe it dog or cat
Now heading back to sleep
Time to get a nap
Betty
Enjoy the nap
DeleteNot falling for any fishing trap
Catfishing is not
ReplyDeleteThe coolest thing to do
But a singing bass
Could teach a thing or two
That it could
DeleteLike how it needs to be shut up in ones hood lol
lol
DeleteMaybe the bass
Needs to relieve some gas
Because he has no ass
Oh how crass
Not even a crack
DeleteThat has to cause flack
Mini-Alex is real. He's very real.
ReplyDeleteNow pass some breaded, deep-fried catfish, Cajun style.
Real you say
DeleteLike he was in the litter tray
Enjoy that
Not for the cat
I never was fond of catfish... ;)
ReplyDeleteOf any kind
DeleteAll blah you find
That TV show convinced me that there are some truly stupid people living in America. I often wonder how they are even able to use a computer.
ReplyDeleteYeah, at least such things are good for something
DeleteShowing you how stupid people are at any old wing
No fish at this house except in a can called Tuna every now and then.
ReplyDeleteNot a bad kind
DeleteWe wouldn't mind
I used to have the best catfish fries. Yum! But you have to be real to enjoy the meal!
ReplyDeleteHappy Almost end of the Z to A journey!
Not that real
DeleteTo enjoy such an ordeal
Catish, batfish, how do you do
ReplyDeleteI am Bouncy Blowfish, I swim in my own poo
The celebs all like to copy me, thinking I am cool
They poof their lips as big as mine but all they do is drool
They drool and frown
DeleteAll dolled up in plastic town
Those cat fishers can be sneaky - hiding behind fake photos and profiles.
ReplyDeleteThat they are
DeleteWatch out near and far
Good rhyme. The only catfish here is fried and served with hush puppies
ReplyDeleteDogs may not like that
DeleteBut fine by the cat lol
ReplyDelete"You get to be a cat and a fish.
Isn't that everyone's wish?"
you have hit the nail
that's the real true tale
True as can be
DeleteStraight across the sea
This gal fakes it when I should
ReplyDeleteLike when I say "You're so, so good."
But that only happens in my sleep
Awake, I shout, "Get lost, you creep!"
haha dream a little dream
DeleteThen at them you scream
Damn, I'm That Where I'm At?
ReplyDeleteWondering but without a spat
Catching a Catfish
Not everyone's wish
They readily sting when mad
Hank
That they will
DeleteMay poison you with a pill
You often lave me drooling.
ReplyDeleteThat ain't no fooling.
I think I need more schooling,
To keep up with your tooling!
Drooling you say
DeleteHere at my bay
Better clean it up
Can't be a pup lol
What kind of fish has whiskers? A catfish!
ReplyDeleteThe scary kind may too
DeleteIf they stalk you
When I lived in the south catfishing was great sport but here in the North Atlantic it is business!!! They call them wolffish here and they are delicious.
ReplyDelete@Kathleen01930
Meet My Imaginary Friends
#AtoZchallenge
So they wolf them down
DeleteThere at your town
Personally, I love seafood, catfish included. Just sayin'...
ReplyDeleteLike the kind the cat is saying?
DeleteYou may be quite the umm playing
No, the real kind!
DeleteI don't fish, but catfish are certainly very ugly fish.
ReplyDeleteThat they are
DeleteUgly by far
The only catfish I like are deep fried and crispy the way they cook them in the south. Otherwise, catfish are safe from me!
ReplyDeleteJust eat as a treat
DeleteNot so safe if you repeat
Catfishing sounds like fun!!
ReplyDeleteA good thing to do in the sun.
Fun you say
DeleteEnjoy that at your bay
A new romance come my way?
ReplyDeleteHuh, imagine that.
But, if it's all the same, I say
I'd rather take a nap.
A nap is grand
DeleteNo catfish needed to give a hand
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ReplyDeleteTimes two
DeleteAt my zoo
I'm happy that there are people who catfish,
ReplyDeletemainly because the show about it is fun to watch-ish :)
But yes, it's odd to pretend to be someone you are not,
You are who you are, don't be a bot!
No bots allowed
DeleteThey can draw a crowd
Watching it on TV
Bah, so not for me
You are so talented to come up day after day with such wonderful verses.
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
Glad it is grand
DeleteHere in my land
Catfishing has begun to be so popular that there's now a tv show about it. Sad.
ReplyDeleteVery sad
DeleteMore than a tad
I don't like fish of any kind. Catfish, especially.
ReplyDeleteAll is nasty as can be
DeleteKeep it away from our sea
The closest I have come to someone online that I know was making stuff up were kids lying about age to get a facebook account.
ReplyDeleteFigures they'd do that
DeleteNeeding one where they are at
orlin N cassie........we due knot haz face book but heer therz a lot oh catfishin over ther....... spesh a lee when it comez ta peepulz askin for cash... etc....
ReplyDeletegrate job with thiz challenge guys.....onlee 2 ta go at yur show ♥♥♥
2 to go and all the same
DeleteWe find it rather tame
Unlike the cash idiot ones
They give us the runs
Ok, I had to go to wiki to look up Catfishing. I was totally lost:) You expanded my horizons....again.
ReplyDeletehaha glad the cat could help out
DeleteAlthough not something one wants to know about
Those who catfish deserve to eat mud. That's where real catfish feed. It's a cruel game to some.
ReplyDeleteSusan Says
Let the eat it and fry
DeleteBlinding each eye
I stopped trusting the Ninjas when they started hanging around with turtles!
ReplyDeleteThat is a good reason
DeleteThat ooze created high treason
Playing catch up as per norm
ReplyDeleteI am being true to form.
Not much into fishing of any kind
I find it boring and a bit of a grind.
Fishing suck a ton
DeleteHate it under my sun
The catfish I like is the kind you can fry and eat.
ReplyDeleteNot the crazy kind
DeleteWho talk out their behind
Catfishing is the worst, unless it's for cats or catfish. Either way they all bite.
ReplyDeleteThat they do
DeleteSome worse than others too
Have to say no to that kind of catfishing.
ReplyDeleteNot the kind of thing I was wishing. lol...
lol not grand
DeleteIn any old land
Okay, I admit it!
ReplyDeleteYour verse made no sense to me.
I realized I didn't have a clue other than I was quite sure you were not referring to bottom-feeding fish with whiskers that some people like to fry up and eat.
So Google came to my rescue, and I got a brief education on catfishing. I think I prefer the frying pan kind; they're yucky, but at least they're what they present themselves to be.
Yep, better to stick with the fish
DeleteThen fakers on your dish
I'm with Fundy Blue
ReplyDeleteNever heard of it at my zoo
But now this post has me wishing
I could get pictures of cats fishing...
lol you never know
DeleteSure there are some to show