A Straight Cart Taken To Heart!

The cat was out and about and I made it out of the grocery store without a shout. But that was too good to be true. A nut still found me at my zoo. Seems to be the way each and every day.

Threw things in the car,
Didn't have to go far.
But had to use a cart.
Used my sleeves to touch the nasty part.

Those huge gallon jars of water aren't light.
Need the germy cart at my site.
That and 50 pounds of kitty litter,
Carrying those would make me bitter.

Anyway, where was I?
Oh yes, I caught ones eye.
A cranky old fart.
Who loved a straight cart.

I shoved mine in,
Off I was ready to spin.
It was in there,
With room to spare.

But nope, that was wrong,
As she said her song.
It shouldn't go in like that.
Nope, not where she is at.

She straightened it for all.
Straightened the shopping cart stall.
Made their job easier she said.
I just shrugged and nodded my head.

Then I was so bad.
I made her mad.
I didn't straighten mine.
It did not align.

Oh no, the world is over.
Call a butt sniffing rover.
The carts weren't straight.
Not even my OCD can relate.

I just drove away,
As she had her say.
Yep, told all of my crooked cart,
That I didn't take to heart.

Wasted her time,
With a chime,
To whoever would hear.
Maybe she has a crooked cart fear?

Ever get nuts like that? Do you put them in all nice and neat where you shop at? Pfffft if there is space they get shoved in. If no space, I shove them together in the shopping cart bin. Easy as can be. Cranky old people can bite me. And there was some shopping cart sass. I guess you never know what shall come from my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.