You have probably heard it a time or two. You could make 100K a year doing such and such at your zoo. Or some other sum that is large. It is usually shouted by the nut in charge.
You could make a ton.
100K with a yearly run.
Come and join our crew.
100K may be in view.
Pffft to you.
Whether 100, 250, or 50K at ones zoo,
You are full of crap,
With what you flap.
Sure, you could.
Not saying you would,
But you could.
Your lingo is understood.
The bum on the street corner could.
Just needs enough cans in their hood.
A garbage man could too.
Maybe finds cash thrown away from some zoo.
A thief could as well.
They may get damned to hell.
But they could steal.
Hey, it's still work to go through such an ordeal.
The lotto ticket buyer,
Could reach even higher.
Chances aren't great,
But 100K could easily be on their plate.
The inventor in his cave,
May be crazy with a rant and rave,
But he could as well.
Ringing that 100K bell.
The poor pitiful me,
With some sappy story about falling from a tree,
Can get 100K on gofundme.
Easy as can be.
A cat could make it.
Have some grumpy fit.
Boom, 100K is in hand.
Isn't life grand?
Anyone could.
Not that anyone would.
But anyone could.
So shove it at your hood.
Could you make 100K this year? That would sure bring cheer. Hey, you could. Not saying you will in your hood. But you could. Is the could understood? The cat will now go eat some grass which could cause $100 bills to come out my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
You could make a ton.
100K with a yearly run.
Come and join our crew.
100K may be in view.
Pffft to you.
Whether 100, 250, or 50K at ones zoo,
You are full of crap,
With what you flap.
Sure, you could.
Not saying you would,
But you could.
Your lingo is understood.
The bum on the street corner could.
Just needs enough cans in their hood.
A garbage man could too.
Maybe finds cash thrown away from some zoo.
A thief could as well.
They may get damned to hell.
But they could steal.
Hey, it's still work to go through such an ordeal.
The lotto ticket buyer,
Could reach even higher.
Chances aren't great,
But 100K could easily be on their plate.
The inventor in his cave,
May be crazy with a rant and rave,
But he could as well.
Ringing that 100K bell.
The poor pitiful me,
With some sappy story about falling from a tree,
Can get 100K on gofundme.
Easy as can be.
A cat could make it.
Have some grumpy fit.
Boom, 100K is in hand.
Isn't life grand?
Anyone could.
Not that anyone would.
But anyone could.
So shove it at your hood.
Could you make 100K this year? That would sure bring cheer. Hey, you could. Not saying you will in your hood. But you could. Is the could understood? The cat will now go eat some grass which could cause $100 bills to come out my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
No.#1
ReplyDeleteHank
Being 4 in a row
DeleteLittle side-show
Hank
Good Morning Hank
DeleteGood Morning Pat
Good Morning Cat
Good Morning Blue
but, where are you?
Times four
DeleteOn your tour
Morning all
At every hall
Good morning Truedessa
DeleteGood morning Pat and the Cat
Blue will emerge insofar
as being up and about on his mat
Hank
He must be on the road
DeleteLike a toad
The Schmuck That Quacks Like A Duck!
ReplyDeleteReflecting on why it's such tough luck
To secure 100k
Get into play
No venture no gain to get the big bucks
Hank
Have to venture indeed
DeleteBut most are full of it at their feed
That's true! Marketers love that tactic. You COULD be part of the half percent who actually made a dime doing this or you could be part of the 99.5 percent who lost money. Lol
ReplyDeleteAnd the later is the one
DeleteThat will likely be given a run
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ReplyDeleteOops put, this is the wrong spot
Deleteon my daily blog trot...
Well, if you want to make a million there is always the bank....
But, if you get caught behind bars will you clank...
promises...promises....join our team
we have the best get rich scheme....
Yeah, one could do that
DeleteBut hit the jail house welcome mat
Avoid that and the scheme
Better off sitting under a sun beam
100K really isn't a huge amount. Two people can easily bring in that income a year. 100K a month - now that would be something. Unfortunately I'm neither a thief nor a sports athlete of any kind.
ReplyDeleteYeah, two people can bring that in
DeleteWhat? No world series for you to win? lol
The green stuff that folds
ReplyDeleteAn expression of old
Who made it green
Not Mister coffee bean
I guess he was green before he went brown
It all adds up for a night on the town
That it might
DeleteHyper all night
With dough on the go
Piled high, not low
It seems to be the magic number!
ReplyDeleteMagic it is
DeleteWith the double speak biz
in one year just only 100 k
ReplyDeletewhy not if only we find a way
A found way
DeleteWould be nice at any bay
There are lots of jobs that bring in 100K a year
ReplyDeleteIf one is going to dream one should dream higher
500K would be quite livable, I hear!
500K would be fine by me
DeleteHere at my sea
I'd prefer a money tree
ReplyDeletesprouting green bills just for me!
And just like magic there in your header
Deletea money tree appeared as "publish" I did enter.
Wow...kind of freaky.
You sure are sneaky!
haha wish it would come alive
DeleteA few trees with a money bee hive
Always sprouting bills
That would bring thrills
Funny how it showed
As a new one did load
But does it really buy happiness? Or at least a spring fling? Well, yeah. Good one
ReplyDeleteIt may buy a spring fling
Deletehappiness? It sure helps at our wing
Could make that in a year and a bit more
ReplyDeletebut legitimately without any type of scam
some marketers are sleazy though and try to appeal
and then people fall for it and get in a jam
betty
That they surely do
DeleteFall for it through and through
But the right job can pull it in
Especially two working at ones bin
Remember what "they" say.
ReplyDeleteIf it sounds too good to be true ...
Then it is
DeleteIgnore that biz
I'd rather slave away
ReplyDeleteAt my current job every day
If I continue to scrape and save
One day my funds will behave
That is a good way
DeleteThen retire comfortable at your bay
Hahahah this was really interesting
ReplyDeletexx
Glad it was grand
DeleteHere at my land
Sounds to me the Cat's in demand
DeleteYipppeee
DeleteFor meee
I wouldn't complain about having that. People who say it isn't much obviously never lived on 20k or less a year.
ReplyDeleteYeah, they probably didn't indeed
DeleteAs 20K a year doesn't get much at ones feed
It sure would be nice to have that much money. But I can do very nicely without it.
ReplyDeleteThat we can indeed
DeleteBut would be nice at any feed
I'd settle for half of that, just for spending money...
ReplyDeleteWould be nice
DeleteEven 25% the price
Sad but I have had clients who fell for this and started giving them money to win a $100K and all they got was debt.
ReplyDeleteYep, there are so many who fall for it
DeleteDigging a deeper and deeper pit
Every comment section I now see,
ReplyDeleteIs full of people saying you can make millions for free,
Like you I pffffft that away,
Lies, all lies, is what I say.
Pffft is the best way to be
DeleteAs they lie to you and me
Shine and glow,
ReplyDeletewhere you are
and 'they' flow
your 100K
Take it all
DeleteRake it in
Have a ball
Backwards you spin
This rings a little too close to home for me right now. Guuuuuuhhhh
ReplyDeleteOh, that isn't good
DeleteThere at your hood
orlin N cassie....sad lee two manee fall for theez BS scheemz .....de food serviss gurl getted cheated once bak in her earl lee 20's....for sum magazeen subcript $#!t...cheated once, but never cheated sinz ~~~~~~~ ♥♥♥
ReplyDeletePat got cheated once too
DeleteNever again at my zoo
I wish I could....Grin.
ReplyDeleteI think you should do a slugging rhyme:)
A slugging rhyme?
DeleteMay drop that dime
Have some grumpy fit?
ReplyDeleteAre you saying I'm full of it? :p
100K sure beats a buck
All you need is some luck
Some?
That sounds kinda dumb
More like a whole lot
Now, let's order that yaucht
And go to Bora bay
DeleteWhere we can play all day
Excellent Pat, a pleasure to read.
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
Glad it is grand
DeleteHere in my land
I would have to find a talented counterfeiter.
ReplyDeleteOr just rob the mob
DeleteAnd blame it on some guy named Bob
You mean you can't get rich overnight? Damn! Then why do I keep trying. Yeah, a real fool in my pool!
ReplyDeleteWell you could get there
DeleteJust need 1000000 to spare
I did hear that Schmuckers Jelly is pretty tasty!
ReplyDeleteThere you go
DeleteBut I don't know
You know what I think is funny. The ones on Twitter that say you can get 5000 followers and you look at their Twitter account and they only have like 15 followers
ReplyDeletelol yep, a bunch of fake crap
DeleteThey sell at the twitter map
100K
ReplyDeleteGive me at my bay
To have a say
Each and every day
Be fine to have come due
DeleteAt any old zoo
I'd be thrilled to make 1/2 that amount this year. Ain't gonna happen, but a girl could dream.
ReplyDeleteBe nice indeed
DeleteHalf would be grand for my feed
Yeah, I'll just keep dreaming about that big payday. Something to look forward to checking off my bucket list :)
ReplyDeleteYou just never know
DeleteA pot of gold may show
Make a zillion, spend two
ReplyDeleteNever enough money, boohoo hoo :)
Since a zillion is fake
DeleteEither way, you'll lose or gain nothing if you partake