The cat was arguing the other day, having fun with it at my bay, that electronics should be kept out of the bedroom. I guess we just live in a mushroom. Or the cat is as weird as can be. But the later you knew from me.
Can't have that.
Need every stat.
Need to be involved with all.
Can't have it in the hall.
That is insane.
Go jump a train.
I may have a pain.
Facebook comments need to rain.
What if the world goes boom?
I have to know about that doom.
I need a 70 inch TV to see it.
I want to be able to view every bit.
I might get bored too.
Why not a console in view?
Let's have 2 or 3.
But I don't want to get up to play Wii.
We can lie in bed.
Rest our head,
With a phone stuck to it.
Only move when we need to shit.
Makes everything easy,
It is ever so pleasy.
Open a window to make it breezy.
Can even watch things deemed sleazy.
Forget about sleeping, talking or sex.
Nope, look at those TV specs.
They are just right.
I can watch it all night.
Oh, my phone rang.
They want to hang.
I can't do that.
This is where it's at.
Texting is best.
No need to be a guest.
Digital is the way.
Can lie there all day.
So don't be crazy.
I'm not lazy.
With my 70 inch TV and phone,
I'll never be in the bedroom alone.
Have electronics up the ying yang in your place? The cat makes it an electronic free space. I can walk ten feet into the other room. Getting up won't bring me doom. I suppose there is a fan and a clock though. Does that count at my show? To each their own with such a pass, but we'll keep it electronic free for my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Can't have that.
Need every stat.
Need to be involved with all.
Can't have it in the hall.
That is insane.
Go jump a train.
I may have a pain.
Facebook comments need to rain.
What if the world goes boom?
I have to know about that doom.
I need a 70 inch TV to see it.
I want to be able to view every bit.
I might get bored too.
Why not a console in view?
Let's have 2 or 3.
But I don't want to get up to play Wii.
We can lie in bed.
Rest our head,
With a phone stuck to it.
Only move when we need to shit.
Makes everything easy,
It is ever so pleasy.
Open a window to make it breezy.
Can even watch things deemed sleazy.
Forget about sleeping, talking or sex.
Nope, look at those TV specs.
They are just right.
I can watch it all night.
Oh, my phone rang.
They want to hang.
I can't do that.
This is where it's at.
Texting is best.
No need to be a guest.
Digital is the way.
Can lie there all day.
So don't be crazy.
I'm not lazy.
With my 70 inch TV and phone,
I'll never be in the bedroom alone.
Have electronics up the ying yang in your place? The cat makes it an electronic free space. I can walk ten feet into the other room. Getting up won't bring me doom. I suppose there is a fan and a clock though. Does that count at my show? To each their own with such a pass, but we'll keep it electronic free for my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Suza!
ReplyDeleteStaying on top
DeleteOf the crop
I try to keep it electronic free
ReplyDeleteBetter for sleep say experts with glee
But if sleep eludes me for too long
I'll watch some TV, who cares if it's wrong
A little watch has to be done
DeleteIf counting ship doesn't help sleep run
My husband loves his electronics but I keep them limited. I don't want my daughter growing up brainless!
ReplyDeleteYeah, relying on them all the time
DeleteSure won't leave one in their prime
The movie Her will be the real deal
ReplyDeleteno need to hug, kiss, or feel
just chit chat with a machine
the real woman of your dreams!
No thank you
DeleteBut at least you could turn her off if she starts to stew lol
No TV or phone in our bedroom
ReplyDeleteEven the sewing machine has a new spot to zoom
No computer, no bikes, no gardening tools
You'd think that might help us sleep like fools
But no siree, Zzzs are hard to come by
So some nights just stare into the dark as we lie
That would be annoying
DeleteAs sleep starts toying
Not letting one drift
Slow or swift
Cat is smart
ReplyDeleteLike a dart
Zings in like a nar
He finds his mark
Electronics are so very handy
In the bedroom, not so dandy
Yeah, not so much
DeleteI'm sure some uses them to umm touch
Then they may fine them dandy too
We won't go there at my zoo lol
I have all the absolutely necessary electronics but they are a pain. Every time you turn around, it is time to charge something.
ReplyDeleteYeah, that is a pain in the butt
DeleteAlways on the recharge at ones hut
Guilty. My iPad and phone do sit on the nightstand. Actually, really guilty - we have a sixty-inch television in our bedroom. (In my defense, my wife didn't want to get rid of it and it was the only room available...)
ReplyDeleteWell when you run out of room
DeleteI guess in the bedroom it shall loom lol
No TV or cell phone in our bedroom.
ReplyDeleteNot having them will not cause doom.
People need to unplug
and sleep like a slug.
Don't need that crap
when you take a nap.
haha.
That is surely true
DeleteNothing needed to view
Curl up and sleep
Without a peep
My dog says the cat needs to chill. The laptop only has to fall on the floor one time and no electronics on the bed. lol
ReplyDeletelol that sure is true
DeleteThe cats have knocked it off too
tv in the bedroom here
ReplyDeletewe do turn it off(wink, wink), no fear
no tv in the kitchen/dining, that's my thing
plenty of conversing, no telephone ring
happy Friday - hope it's a good weekend
A room with none
DeleteAnd still get in the fun
Works
With perks
No TV in the bedroom here. I did cave and allowed my kids to have one.
ReplyDeleteEach had their own?
DeleteThat must make quite the tone
Yes TV in the bedroom here
ReplyDeletebut I don't watch it much
rather try to get some sleep
and do other things as such
betty
A better way to be
DeleteAs sleep is needed at any sea
I got a new house, and I'm going to see how long my wife will let me keep the bedroom low-key on electronics
ReplyDeleteCongrats on the new place
DeleteSo she's the one with the electronic embrace
Today We Loom In The Bedroom!
ReplyDeleteHouse rules to avoid the gloom
No electronics
Making each other sick
Can expect then love to bloom
Hank
A better way
DeleteAt the end of each day
We have a tv and bluray player in the bedroom. We'd have the bluray in the livingroom, but that TV is not compatible.
ReplyDeleteThat is a pain
DeleteGotta love no backwards compatibility at any lane
No TV in my bedroom, but that's where I keep my computer.
ReplyDeleteCan use that as one too
DeleteBut no internet at your zoo?
Right. So the computer at home doesn't get a lot of use.
DeleteJust sits there
DeleteWith a glare
My rhyming ass prefers no electronics in the bedroom, as well. We have a TV in there, but we have NEVER turned it on. It's just something else to dust.
ReplyDeleteAt least the dust has fun
DeleteUntil you make a dusting run
We need an electronics-free zone here!
ReplyDeleteAll around is it
DeleteWith the flashy box bit
Don't even have a TV in our bedroom, prefer to keep electronics out if possible.
ReplyDeleteA good way to be
DeleteAt any old sea
I only have one TV, and it's in the den.
ReplyDeleteI turn it on to watch the weather and then
it's back to the computer or reading a book.
Computer has much
DeleteAs one can reach out and touch
orlin N cassie....therz knot a whole lot oh electronix round heer coz eye like ta chew cordz.... { tuna } plus de food serviss gurl getted fed up with de bull$#it on tee & vee, cancelled cable, her got rid oh de what cha call it box that played free tee vee & if her wants ta watch sum thin, itz a dvd ~
ReplyDeleteheerz two a gulf menhaden { this ree lee IZ a fish !! } kinda week oh end ♥♥♥
Yeah, we ditched cable too
DeleteFlushed that down the loo
Cassie likes to chew
Thin wire she will at our zoo
We have 2 tvs, one in LR and one in Brm. Only one is watched. But we still have 2.
ReplyDeleteNeed that two
DeleteOne may break on you
We have a 1997 TV
ReplyDeleteIt still works good for me.
We have a laptop from 2010
It works well in our den.
The newest is my iPad
Which makes me very glad
To have this new piece.
No fancy phones, we leave that to my niece.
I read books in bed
What more can be said?
No Netflix or anything else like that
Just happy with our dvd's and now I must scat!
If it still works why pay for more
DeleteGood way to be there at your shore
We used to have a TV in the bedroom. I don't have one now.
ReplyDeleteNot a one
Deleteto give a run
Never in the bedroom alone?
ReplyDeleteWell......this makes me wonder.
Don't wonder too far
DeleteEspecially if the door is left ajar
Hi Pat sorry I unfollowed you, I was cleaning up my blog the other day and mistakenly unfollowed everyone.
ReplyDeleteGreat to be back and this verse is just great.
Yvonne.
Glad it is grand
DeleteHere in my land