The cat was pondering the question of he would do if he ruled the world at his zoo. The question was easy to answer for me. Is it easy to answer for thee?
Why would I want that?
I'm just a rhyming cat.
I'll sit and nap.
Not a ruling chap.
But if I had to,
I'd give all a golden loo.
You should like where you shit.
That would create no fit.
Then we'd abolish cold weather.
We'd do it together.
Except where the polar bears roam.
Wouldn't want them attacking my home.
Then we'd kill all disease.
It would be a breeze.
Fire all the "find the cure" bimbos.
And give the money to one who knows.
I'd print my own money.
I'd name it something funny.
Then hand all a million of it.
That may crash the market a bit.
The cat would kill fleas too.
Really, what do they do?
Just make us all itch.
Burn the whole lot in a ditch.
I'd demand vets get a thermometer up their ass.
Then they know how it feels up their mass.
That would be a good one.
It should really be done.
I'd make all cars fly.
Rid the world of stupid humans in the sky.
The idiots would die.
Smart people wouldn't cry.
I'd make sure I got waited on every minute of every day.
No rest for any at my bay.
They have to feed me and clean my crap.
Hmm, that is already done by that Pat chap.
But screw that.
Too much work for the cat.
Except for maybe the vet.
I'd like to know that was met.
Would you do much? Is it too much to even touch? Ready to rule the world at your sea? The vet one should be done for free. The cat would also hope it caused them gas. That is what they get for sticking things up my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Why would I want that?
I'm just a rhyming cat.
I'll sit and nap.
Not a ruling chap.
But if I had to,
I'd give all a golden loo.
You should like where you shit.
That would create no fit.
Then we'd abolish cold weather.
We'd do it together.
Except where the polar bears roam.
Wouldn't want them attacking my home.
Then we'd kill all disease.
It would be a breeze.
Fire all the "find the cure" bimbos.
And give the money to one who knows.
I'd print my own money.
I'd name it something funny.
Then hand all a million of it.
That may crash the market a bit.
The cat would kill fleas too.
Really, what do they do?
Just make us all itch.
Burn the whole lot in a ditch.
I'd demand vets get a thermometer up their ass.
Then they know how it feels up their mass.
That would be a good one.
It should really be done.
I'd make all cars fly.
Rid the world of stupid humans in the sky.
The idiots would die.
Smart people wouldn't cry.
I'd make sure I got waited on every minute of every day.
No rest for any at my bay.
They have to feed me and clean my crap.
Hmm, that is already done by that Pat chap.
But screw that.
Too much work for the cat.
Except for maybe the vet.
I'd like to know that was met.
Would you do much? Is it too much to even touch? Ready to rule the world at your sea? The vet one should be done for free. The cat would also hope it caused them gas. That is what they get for sticking things up my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
One again?
ReplyDeletelook at your insomnia go
DeleteThree in a row
if I ruled the world
ReplyDeleteI would try to get rid of hate
Or do something to make
People not be late
Betty
Both good ones indeed
DeleteNo late idiots taking seed
I would make all pompous asses go live in a hideous private jungle for one year infested with all kinds of nasty critters. If that doesn't cure them, then off with their heads!
ReplyDeletehahaha would end pompous asses everywhere
DeleteAlthough you may get plenty a hateful glare
I thought the cat was already waited on hand and foot?
ReplyDeleteI'd abolish speed limit signs. Really, who needs them?
Yeah, he is already
DeleteHmmm nut balls everywhere driving unsteady
A Ruler So Cooler!
ReplyDeleteMoved things so clever
Stayed on top
King of the lot
Real fun like no other
Hank
Fun can be had
DeleteAt the top of the pad
Wonderful Pat, just the verse to cheer me this Friday morning.
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
Glad it is grand
DeleteHere in my land
If you're printing money
ReplyDeleteI'll take some that looks funny
Insert picture of the cat
he can even wear a hat
Would be funny money
DeleteBut might get some honey
Interesting, everyday will be a holiday at my end.
ReplyDeleteHolidays then would have any meaning though
DeleteBe a flip flop show
I already sat upon a golden loo
ReplyDeleteit's something I don't need to do
because I already took a dump
at the golden NYC Trump
you saw the pics of the loo with your own eyes
and it was quite the spectacular surprise
Pfffft the cat still contests that
DeleteIn the loo there was no pee or scat
Who says you sat on it?
The cat wants to see the shit lol
I would have all cell phone stop working once a person started their car
ReplyDeleteDistracted driving is not needed near my bar.
All screaming kids would have their mouths zipped shut
All spoiled kids ,22 and over, would be out on their butt.
That woman who let her kids crawl into the Gorilla's den
Would be heavily fined....a thousand times 10.
There is more I would do at my sea
But now I must go and make some tea
More strict laws for whiny kids
DeleteWho at every turn flip their lids
Would sure be a way to be
Cellphone nuts also deserve a steep fee
If I ruled the world all hair would be curled
ReplyDeleteAnd would bounce like a flag come unfurled
No more dryers or curlers, life would be a breeze
Ready to be on the go in the blink of a sneeze
Nothing to hold you back
DeleteCould just mosey on out with no flack
I'd stop all political ads and phone calls.
ReplyDeleteTrump calling you?
DeleteNew number needed at your zoo lol
Abolish cold weather????
ReplyDeleteWhat would I do with my sweaters?
Hang them on the tree
DeleteBlock neighbor guys sights to see
Abolish work and play all day
ReplyDeleteSpend the cat's funny money
Not let politicians have a say
And no scrambled eggs that are runny
And I should not attempt choppy rhyme
Happy Friday
A choppy rhyme
DeleteCan still be a fun time
Through the eggs away
Or toss em at the politicians for play
Trump probably has a golden loo. Come to think of it Hillary does too. *sigh*
ReplyDeleteThey both have them I fear
DeleteNo brains in their head or rear
Well to be honest, I have no desire to rule the world. That would be job and a half and for sure no one would like what you do. Although it does seem that Trump is trying to rule the world.
ReplyDeleteTrump is sure trying
DeleteAs the lies are flying
I'd do away with all the little expressions which may be grammatically correct, but bug me anyway, like "baby bump" and so many others!
ReplyDeletelol you'd be all year
DeleteTrying to get them all clear
Yeah. I'm for no thermometers up the butt, too.
ReplyDeleteGood way to be
DeleteAt any old sea
Golden loos and supporting the people who actually try to find a cure? You got my vote!
ReplyDeleteScore one for the cat
DeleteCan only go up from that lol
NUMBER ONE!
ReplyDeleteWaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay off
DeleteDon't scoff
This hit me a lot harder than some of your others. Loved it.
ReplyDeleteGlad the hard was good
DeleteAnd not a bad hit in your hood
Taco Tuesday every day
ReplyDeleteWarm weather definitely a ok!
Rid the world of all disease
And, yes, get rid of those pesky fleas.
All wins for every shore
Deletesome may get sick of tacos galore
Boy would things change if I were the Ruler!
ReplyDeleteChange about
DeleteSome may shout
orlin N cassie
ReplyDeletewe see de makingz oh another book in progrezz !!! ☺☺☺
yur own cash monee huh.....just make sure noe one counter fitz it !!!
heerz two a stoneroller minnow kinda week oh end♥♥♥
Could turn it into a book
DeleteCounterfeiters would get tossed in a brook
Cats sure look at the world in a different way.
ReplyDeleteI really like what the cat has to say.
Have a great weekend.
That they do
DeleteWith their wordly view
Don't we all rule the world at our seas?
ReplyDeleteworld with no money, flying cars, no disease
would be fun, but no challenge, agree,
and no superheroes then for thee...
Nope, no superheroes needed
DeleteAs things would already be deeded
Ruling the world or a whole bunch of people would be too much pressure. Ruling my house seems more enjoyable. :)
ReplyDelete~Jess
lol a much easier way
DeleteThere at your bay
Abolish cold weather? Nooo, I look forward to the winter time.
ReplyDeleteWith heat like at your sea
DeleteSome cold can stay for thee
Reminds me of the old adage: If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride!
ReplyDeleteThat is sure true
DeleteAs a wishing is all some can do
I don't want to rule
ReplyDeleteBut if I had to do so
I'd make sure all pets
Had great homes with no woe
A good way to be
DeletePets from sea to sea