Humans like to whine and say they want change to align, but is that really true? We shall see at my zoo. The answer is an easy one. Although I'll still give it a run.
We want change,
At every range.
But don't change me.
Nope, not with your spree.
Can't have that.
My world is a stat.
Don't change it.
Change every other bit.
Advancements are grand.
Spread them across the land.
Wait! I'd need a new car?
They'd shut down the gas bar?
Greedy oil tycoons would lose dough?
Pffft can't have that given a go.
Nope, not one bit.
That would cause a fit.
Change cancer treatment ways.
Whoops, then who pays?
If nanites can cure it,
We'd go bankrupt and shit.
Let's test it another decade.
Then maybe the idea will fade.
Test and test in a lab.
You go catch a cab.
Change tomorrow.
Today we'll borrow.
Let change wait.
Until the final date.
Then whoops, too late.
Sealed ones fate.
Over and done.
But change isn't fun.
Oh, let's pray.
God will save the day.
One of the 2000 gods has to help.
Listen to our yelp.
See! I looked up from my phone.
Can't you hear me at the tone?
I want change to come now.
Show me that power, wow.
Pffft sadly, the only way humans change these days is if you force it upon everyone. Then the greedy rich sobs won't let that be done. But never fear, iPhone 7.7.7.7.5 is near. That will keep all happy as they can stay yappy. Pfffft maybe one of the 2000 gods will smarten dummies up with some IQ points in their coffee cup. Yeah, pffft more change in the gas that comes out my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
We want change,
At every range.
But don't change me.
Nope, not with your spree.
Can't have that.
My world is a stat.
Don't change it.
Change every other bit.
Advancements are grand.
Spread them across the land.
Wait! I'd need a new car?
They'd shut down the gas bar?
Greedy oil tycoons would lose dough?
Pffft can't have that given a go.
Nope, not one bit.
That would cause a fit.
Change cancer treatment ways.
Whoops, then who pays?
If nanites can cure it,
We'd go bankrupt and shit.
Let's test it another decade.
Then maybe the idea will fade.
Test and test in a lab.
You go catch a cab.
Change tomorrow.
Today we'll borrow.
Let change wait.
Until the final date.
Then whoops, too late.
Sealed ones fate.
Over and done.
But change isn't fun.
Oh, let's pray.
God will save the day.
One of the 2000 gods has to help.
Listen to our yelp.
See! I looked up from my phone.
Can't you hear me at the tone?
I want change to come now.
Show me that power, wow.
Pffft sadly, the only way humans change these days is if you force it upon everyone. Then the greedy rich sobs won't let that be done. But never fear, iPhone 7.7.7.7.5 is near. That will keep all happy as they can stay yappy. Pfffft maybe one of the 2000 gods will smarten dummies up with some IQ points in their coffee cup. Yeah, pffft more change in the gas that comes out my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
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ReplyDeleteHank
The 4th in a row
DeleteThe 5th in July
Hank
Oh my
DeleteHank's on a roll
While my snore takes a stroll
Hank got a ton
DeleteAs he goes #1
He doesn't snore
DeleteLike a boar
Or a chick
On a stick
Or a toad
On the road
Or True blue
In a shoe
Or a cat
In a Hatt
Or a dino
DeleteOn a wino
With an albino
In a rhino
Change as long as it isn't even more out of my taxes.
ReplyDeleteTaxes they grab
DeleteIn a pocket they dab
Bleh to the iphone and Bleh to most change! Haha I like change and think many things need to change, but it scares the heck out of me.
ReplyDeleteScares the heck out of you?
DeleteBah, not so scary at any zoo
Change is what keeps most companies in business. It's a necessary evil.
ReplyDeleteKeeps them going in many a way
DeleteMay not always be good that comes astray
Change What At Your Hut?
ReplyDeleteSet to get out of the rut
Change for the better
Pick on a good idea
They can appreciate one so smart
Hank
Change and go
DeleteNever know what shall flow
The only change I like is the money you still owe me :p
ReplyDeletehaha
Deletehaha a few pennies here and there
DeleteWon't do much for any lair
You'd be surprised how just a few coins can make my day :D
DeleteJust a few
DeleteI'd need more than one or two
Bob Dylan said it best:
ReplyDeleteFor the times they are a-changin'
not sure I like what's a-changin' these days
DeleteChanging on the outside takes a hike
DeleteBut in reality not much change hits a strike
Change stay away from my door
ReplyDeleteI don't want you anymore
Got my ducks all in a row
Pass my house with winds that blow
Pass on by
DeleteLike a fart in the sky?
Its easy to scream for change, but its often a different story when it does come, in a blaze of glory.
ReplyDeleteThat it is in the end
DeletePeople don't want to buck the trend
Change makes you want the new and improved model, lol. Change is inevitable whether we like it or not.
ReplyDeleteIt will come due
DeleteNot always grand or new
Ch-ch-ch-ch-Changes, Turn and face the strange, Ch-ch-Changes, Don't have to be a richer man...David Bowie
ReplyDeleteExcept he was as rich as could be
DeleteThere at his sea
Change is a good thing
ReplyDeleteunless it costs too much money
and then it is not funny!
betty
Nope, then it sucks
DeleteAs it zaps away the bucks
Some things get changed every single day
ReplyDeleteI promise you that at my bay!
That they do
DeleteBut seen are too few
It is strange
ReplyDeleteWe say "Bring change"
But fault we won't admit
Cuz we like to throw a fit
Yet "Change for a dollar?"
Many like to holler
Including me
When laundry's due at my sea.
Yep, Pass the buck
DeleteWhat the fluck
Just get some change
Humans are strange
Sometimes change is a huge pain, but then again it can be good for you
ReplyDeleteThat it can be
DeleteOther times may be worse than a flea on a knee
good post for the day.
ReplyDeleteChange? Not in my backyard
that's what we all say
but it's time to deal the card
of change.
Has to be dealt
DeleteFor change to be felt
I resist change, after all the change I experienced in the first 32 years of my life. I love the roots I've grown here in Colorado. My hubby, on the other hand, was anchored in Detroit, well Dearborn just outside of Detroit. He didn't escape until he got off to university. He wants change; he always thinks the grass is greener elsewhere. Our big conundrum, now that we're both retired, is stay or go. I'll bet you can guess which one of us doesn't want to leave our home or Colorado. It will be interesting to see how this plays out! LOL But then you know all about compromise living with Orlin and Cassie!
ReplyDeletelol they sure take the win
DeleteAn do me in
Going to and fro
Is a pain though
Hate moving at my sea
17 times for me
So true, Pat!
ReplyDeleteTruth
DeleteAt my booth
Change is inevitable. Not always good, but not always bad, either.
ReplyDeleteHave to wait and see
DeleteWhich way it will be
It seems that lots of humans just need to change their diaper these days!
ReplyDeleteThat they do
DeleteToo full of shit to even make it to the loo
Seems everyone wants change these days. Newer, faster, better. What's the fuss all about? Can't we just be happy with what we have?
ReplyDeleteSeems many can't
DeleteScurrying about like an ant
You mean the need to change from an iPhone whatever version to the next higher version isn't worth the bazillion dollars required to upgrade? Say-it-isn't-so! :)
Deletelol they neeeeeeed it though
DeleteJust neeeeed it in tow
orlin N cassie...frum one batch oh catz two another we ALL noe what we thinkz oh change...less itz spare change we finded under de sofa......sum looze 50's ore 100'z wood be nice huh! ♥♥♥
ReplyDeleteNow that would be the best
DeleteFill us with zest
I got a little change in my pocket going jing a ling a ling...
ReplyDeletewell, that's the change I thought of anyway, but I know that's not what you meant. :)
haha well a little beats none
DeleteAs you jing a ling a ling and have fun
I think people change over time, whether they like to or not.
ReplyDeleteThat they must
DeleteOr they just rust
Hope and Change 2008
ReplyDeleteA little late
DeleteFor that debate
No thanks. I don't like change...unless it's quarters and dimes.
ReplyDeleteCould win
DeleteAt a slot bin
As the old adage says, "A change is as good as a rest"
ReplyDeleteGreat verse.
Yvonne.
That it may be
DeleteDepending on what comes to thee
Some change I like a lot
ReplyDeleteOther I'd rather leave to rot. lol.
Some deserves to rot
DeleteOr boil in a pot
People are adaptable to change but are resistant to it
ReplyDeleteThat sizes it up
DeleteAs they drink from their same cup
I think humans do wish for change, but sometimes the changes they wish for are not as positive as they would hope.....there is something to be said for the status quo.
ReplyDeleteThat there is
DeleteWithin the change biz
I am going through
ReplyDeleteA ton of changes now
I know it will all work out
But I need a rest and how
A rest can be hard to come by
DeleteAs the changes fly