Do you ever stop and think of how dumb some insults are? I'm sure you do or just end up getting insulted at your sand bar. Which is worse? A dumb insult curse? Or being so dumb you get insulted by dumb? Should that be a rule of thumb?
Did I call you dumb?
Cursing me and then some?
While bite me!
Do you see?
Bite me I say.
Quite the display.
If you bent and bit,
Actually doing it.
Hurt me more than you.
Unless on a bone you chew.
Then you may break a tooth.
Hurt you more in a dentist booth.
Or if a dirty person says it.
Then you may regret that bit.
Could catch the plague.
Rather the insult be vague?
Like a pretty finger,
That some let linger?
We've been there.
A finger. Wowweeee. Like I care.
And then there is F*** You!
That makes many stew.
Hmm wouldn't that be a good thing?
Unless you are snip snip at your wing.
Or the insult is from an unattractive mate.
Maybe the other side of the swinging gate?
But most times it would be a thrill.
And hey, may just fit the bill.
Or go F*** yourself.
Unless you are a good little elf,
Been there, done that.
More insulting to pelt scat.
Also we got dumb ass.
That insults in mass.
Who cares if your ass is dumb?
It sits on toilets and then some.
Not like it needs a brain for that.
Let your ass be a dingbat.
It can be as dumb as can be.
Now dumb brain should offend thee.
Dumb brain doesn't have the same ring though. Still, more insulting when you come down to it at your show. Get insulted by the dumb? Hope you don't suck your thumb. So even if the so called insult is crass it doesn't mean you've been insulted even by my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
Did I call you dumb?
Cursing me and then some?
While bite me!
Do you see?
Bite me I say.
Quite the display.
If you bent and bit,
Actually doing it.
Hurt me more than you.
Unless on a bone you chew.
Then you may break a tooth.
Hurt you more in a dentist booth.
Or if a dirty person says it.
Then you may regret that bit.
Could catch the plague.
Rather the insult be vague?
Like a pretty finger,
That some let linger?
We've been there.
A finger. Wowweeee. Like I care.
And then there is F*** You!
That makes many stew.
Hmm wouldn't that be a good thing?
Unless you are snip snip at your wing.
Or the insult is from an unattractive mate.
Maybe the other side of the swinging gate?
But most times it would be a thrill.
And hey, may just fit the bill.
Or go F*** yourself.
Unless you are a good little elf,
Been there, done that.
More insulting to pelt scat.
Also we got dumb ass.
That insults in mass.
Who cares if your ass is dumb?
It sits on toilets and then some.
Not like it needs a brain for that.
Let your ass be a dingbat.
It can be as dumb as can be.
Now dumb brain should offend thee.
Dumb brain doesn't have the same ring though. Still, more insulting when you come down to it at your show. Get insulted by the dumb? Hope you don't suck your thumb. So even if the so called insult is crass it doesn't mean you've been insulted even by my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
No.#1
ReplyDeleteHank
That's it, the July tally of #1
DeleteFinally total of 18 for the month
Hank
Well over half indeed
DeleteOn a roll at my feed
I've been insulted many times,
ReplyDeleteBut my brain is far from dumb.
It may be Epiletic,
And will will be til Kingdome come.
To those who have unsulted me,
It's the work of the devil.
I take it on my shoulders,
After all I don't have to come down to their level.
Good read Pat.
Yvonne.
Very true
DeleteStay above them at your zoo
That's funny that we never do use 'brain' in an insult. But I have heard some lame insults like stupid head!
ReplyDeletehaha yep, stupid head I've heard too
DeleteMakes them sound like the stupid head for using it on you
Take A Bite On Sight!
ReplyDeleteAnd just play it right
Insult is a 'poke'
Take it as a joke
Day will remain bright
Hank
That it will
DeleteIgnoring any ill will fits the bill
Just what is a dingbat anyway? A bat with a bell?
ReplyDeletehaha yeah, that makes no sense at all
DeleteI've used it though at my hall
Rhymes well
So what the hell
I guess you need to ask Archie Bunker..haha clever this morning Alex
DeleteHe could explain
DeleteUsed it many a time at his lane
Who cares if your ass is dumb
ReplyDeleteDefinitely a plus for some
A talking ass is soooo annoying
You notice people go deploying
They talk out of it
DeleteProving they are full of shit
Alex made me giggle! I don't get insulted easily though!
ReplyDeleteYeah, insults tend to be dumb
DeleteSo just turn it around on the chum
Alex, now that is one funny comment. Ding bat is one of my favorite sayings and just never thought about what it was. A bat with a bell sounds correct.
ReplyDeletehaha can ring on the way
DeleteTo a homerun day
Get insulted at times
ReplyDeleteDoesn't bother me so much
People who do it
Are really out of touch.
Betty
That they are
DeleteDrunks at a bar
Funny! Enjoyed it:)
ReplyDeleteGlad it was fun
DeleteTo give a run
They are all dumb, really,
ReplyDeleteand can't be taken literally.
That would be bad
and a little sad.
haha.
Yep, very sad
DeleteStupid all around is had
Well at least being a dumb arse is better than being a fat arse.
ReplyDeleteBut I digress, I am still on yesterday's topic.
If someone sends an email to a cat, aren't they a dumb arse thinking the cat will not ignore it. Eh, my Canadian matey.
That is true
DeleteNo fat there at our zoo
Well if it is one I can make fun of
I may use the blog to show it some love
Yes I was insulted sometimes but really nowvIm nit worry by these people. Many nuts here and there...
ReplyDeleteNuts sure are everywhere
DeleteJust ignore them at ones lair
On fb I've said, "The dumb is strong with this one." Because the dumb really does shine through.
ReplyDeleteFacebook sure lets the dumb shine
DeleteAlong with some whine
I enjoy occasionally mulling
ReplyDeleteWhy some words are considered insulting
And why people think it appropros
Over rudeness to be exulting.
Yeah, it is weird indeed
DeleteWhat some allow to take seed
Got insulted? Get insight!
ReplyDeleteWhat triggered the dumb tongue?
something in ourselves,
dingbats or elves...
Could very well be
DeleteSometimes better to flee
I've been told to take a pill.
ReplyDeleteI would never take a pill unless I was ill.
I've been told to go to hell.
I just say, I'm there, I'm seeing your face..oh well
It did the trick
Made them snort, turn round and leave...what a prick!
lol good retorts sure came due
DeleteThere from you
Snip snip you say?
ReplyDeleteWell, maybe not today
Not at all
DeleteAt your hall?
I may have to decline
DeleteI'd rather go and whine
Whine may be better
DeleteWhen down the the letter
Go to hell is always a funny one for me.
ReplyDeleteProbably because I am the Halloween Nazi!
lol fine you are
DeleteWith that on par
Sometimes the insults
ReplyDeleteDon't reach my tongue
But stay in my head
Unless I pop a lung
Pop away
DeleteAs some need their say