Isn't email such a wonderful thing? Now you can use it to even have some weird fling. No waiting days or weeks for the mail as some mailman hits the trail. You get it now. But the now brings a cow.
I emailed you today.
I had my say.
Reply back now.
If not, I have a cow.
You need to reply.
If not I'll die.
No exaggeration there.
Reply, no time to spare.
If not, you're bad.
You're ignoring me at your pad.
Yeah, it is all about me.
I now hate thee.
What was that?
Likely story where you're at.
Life got in your way?
Pffft have a nice day.
You got busy?
I'm still having a tizzy.
You can't fool me.
I was ignored by thee.
You went shopping?
Your internet is flopping?
It got lost in junk?
Pffft, that is all bunk.
I know it to be true.
I was ignored by you.
You should reply right away.
Otherwise I won't have a nice day.
It is all about me.
Me and not thee.
Me and my email.
Reply back without fail.
On vacation?
No elation.
You were sick?
Not falling for that trick.
It's all about me.
I now hate thee.
I feel so ignored.
I'll email you again when I'm bored.
Ever get those types at your sea? They need to be emailed back right away by thee. Pffft go and take a hike I say, right into some big bay. The cat usually replies pretty quickly at our sea, but if not and one fusses on them I'll pee. Then they will stink worse than the gas that comes out of my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
I emailed you today.
I had my say.
Reply back now.
If not, I have a cow.
You need to reply.
If not I'll die.
No exaggeration there.
Reply, no time to spare.
If not, you're bad.
You're ignoring me at your pad.
Yeah, it is all about me.
I now hate thee.
What was that?
Likely story where you're at.
Life got in your way?
Pffft have a nice day.
You got busy?
I'm still having a tizzy.
You can't fool me.
I was ignored by thee.
You went shopping?
Your internet is flopping?
It got lost in junk?
Pffft, that is all bunk.
I know it to be true.
I was ignored by you.
You should reply right away.
Otherwise I won't have a nice day.
It is all about me.
Me and not thee.
Me and my email.
Reply back without fail.
On vacation?
No elation.
You were sick?
Not falling for that trick.
It's all about me.
I now hate thee.
I feel so ignored.
I'll email you again when I'm bored.
Ever get those types at your sea? They need to be emailed back right away by thee. Pffft go and take a hike I say, right into some big bay. The cat usually replies pretty quickly at our sea, but if not and one fusses on them I'll pee. Then they will stink worse than the gas that comes out of my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
No.#1
ReplyDeleteHank
It's regained
DeleteYet again!
Hank
As did 17 times in July
DeleteBeing #1 with a big sigh!
Top for the month
Comes with a dance
Position not easy to buy
Hank
Got over half in
DeleteFor the #1 win
If over half in considered good fortune
DeleteWonder what had it been for Jan to June
Good to analyse
See what's nice
Champ for 6 months feeling up in the moon
Hank
Probably got the most
DeleteEasily at my coast
Even with 24 in one day
Back in March at my bay
Thanks for remembering
DeleteOf a sleepy day fling
Worth the time
Of birthday chime
A 24 hr bash of singing
Hank
The cat remembers indeed
DeleteAs a lot sure took seed
What a good way to start the day, great verse Pat.
ReplyDeleteHappy week-end.
Yvonne.
Glad it is grand
DeleteHere in my land
The Ignoring Spree Takes A Knee!
ReplyDeleteA quick email reply gets a plea
Why the need to ignore
Right through the jaw
But to make a run for the money
Hank
Run for the money
DeleteWould be funny
With none
Can't run
It's all about me
ReplyDeleteIf i emaily thee
It's like the old "riddle me" game
Kinda puts one to shame
Stop by my gate
Accept next, your fate
Shoot the breeze at my door
Maybe blueman will snore
Watc the sunrise at six
Life's one complicated mix
Complicated crap
DeleteAs one does flap
At least not at the door
If they were to explore
Cat pee in the eye
From the rhyming guy
i like my mail snail,
ReplyDeletethere are too many expectations that come with relationships & communication; answer me now, i am entitled to your comment back and if you dont i will attack --- ack. its all wrapped up in why i left and shelfed this writing hack
Yep, that is all it is
DeleteNow now now with the communication biz
They will give you flack
If none comment back
Thankfully I can just ignore
Or hit delete easily at my shore lol
Hey! Nice to see ya!
DeleteHe's back a bit
DeleteStill got it
Don't pester him and maybe he'll stay!
DeleteYou hear that, impatient people at his bay? ha.
haha pester and he may run
DeleteOr just sit back and gawk a ton
I see people get upset about texts. "I know he/she saw it, they always have their phone on them." Okay...but maybe he/she is BUSY, lol. People can be so seeeeeeeeeeeeeeelly.
ReplyDeletelol yep, can't always respond right away
DeleteMuch to do through out the day
Humans sure want that instant answer thing!
ReplyDeleteThat they do
DeleteWant it times two
They probably get impatient with me as some days it's almost noon before I remember to check my email.
ReplyDeletehaha meh, let them wait
DeleteTeach them patience at any rate
Email is a good thing, but I still like the snail mail too. So who has time to answer anything right away. People need to chill.
ReplyDeleteThat they do
DeleteTake a chill pill or two
That's the nice thing with email
ReplyDeleteHandle it at your leisure
A real letter in the mail
Now that's a treasure
(Texts should get quick response)
Real letters are rare
DeleteEmail has time to spare
Texts I ignore until I'm ready
No need for that yapping to come steady
I am lucky. I get letters ftom my 85 year old Dad and his 90 year old sister. And they both have lovely handwriting, not old scrawl ( I cannot say the same)
Deletehaha yeah, mine sucks a ton
DeleteGlad I have keyboards to use under my sun
I get so much crappolo in my inbox, it is likely it gets deleted in the clutter busting everyday. I fail to check my gmail or other account on a regular basis.
ReplyDeleteSo don't wait on me.
I only check one for sure each day
DeleteThe rest when I get to them at my bay
Like the convenience of email
ReplyDeleteover that of snail mail
but I'll take my time answering one
and sometimes enjoy just soaking in the sun
betty
At one's own pace
DeleteIs a fine embrace
Hahaha ! Thanks God I dont mail so much. But really some people ignore mails.
ReplyDeleteIs simple ppfftttt and dont mail never again. The same in blogs lol
Interesting post cat ♡♡♡☆☆
Yep, some blogs do it a lot
DeleteI ignore them and their little plot
Look Brian come back I dont see him still at my yard :)
ReplyDeleteHe is back here and there
DeleteAt his lair
Yes I see him sometimes.
DeleteMaybe he doesnt like my food now lol
lol who knows
DeleteMaybe he eats crows?
Hahaha ! Thanks God I dont mail so much. But really some people ignore mails.
ReplyDeleteIs simple ppfftttt and dont mail never again. The same in blogs lol
Interesting post cat ♡♡♡☆☆
Times two
DeleteWith an in between from you
I rarely ever have to write them anymore
ReplyDeleteNot many do
DeleteAt their zoo
Yup. Especially because I don't have a smartphone, so I really can't respond quickly when I'm not home.
ReplyDeleteThat must make some pester
DeleteAs they fester lol
Yep, I've encountered types like this...
ReplyDeleteMany sure surround
DeleteAnnoying like a slobbering hound
It makes me sad,
ReplyDeleteI know I'm bad...
Not to many replies to be had
Of late, at my pad.
Well have to do
DeleteWhat you have to at your zoo
Email's blase.
ReplyDeleteBut, what is next?
Something else, you say?
Maybe a text?
Then the dreaded
DeleteComes the third act
You know where it's headed
A phone call with no tact
Email's blase.
ReplyDeleteBut, what is next?
Something else, you say?
Maybe a text?
Times two
DeleteLook at you
I try to email back quickly when I can- otherwise I just have to reread the same message again later in order to respond. :)
ReplyDelete~Jess
haha that is a pain to you
DeleteTaking more time at your zoo
It drives me nuts when people act like that!
ReplyDeleteYep, ignore them all
DeleteAt their hall
There are a couple people commenting here
ReplyDeletethat are very guilty of that, I fear! haha.
lol I can guess one or two
DeleteHere at my zoo
When one can, one will e-mail....never fear and if they don't, oh well don't shed a tear.
ReplyDeleteThat is the way
DeleteAt the end of the day
Nope, no vacay
ReplyDeleteNot today...
"Blue, did you read my email? I sent it 2 minutes ago!"
Colleagues can eat their words at my show
"I'm right next door
On the same friggin' floor!"
Nope, they send an email anyway
So much easier at their bay
Walking is too damn hard
Why am I thinking about lard?
lol cause their ass will grow
DeleteBe quite the show
One you can't see past
Whoops, a heart attack at last
I admit, I am terrible about responding to emails, texts, and IM in a timely manner. I just hate being so available all the time.
ReplyDeleteYea, best to make them wait
DeleteNot a bad trait
I try to respond
ReplyDeleteIn a timely fashion
But if there's impatience
I'll show negative passion
A good way to be
DeleteAt your sea