The Cry Of The Lie!

So we all know lies float here and there, they float about with many to spare. The cat can spin a good one. Not that any here need to be done. But then trust is gone. Or is that all a con?

The sky is falling.
Some may be balling.
The waterworks may show.
Whoops, a lie stooped low.

A nuke went boom.
Some go all doom and gloom.
Stocking up a ton.
Whoops, a lie was spun.

A....shut up already.
We know you lie steady.
Cry wolf is all you do.
We won't believe you.

This is the best.
It beats all the rest.
Try it today.
Come and play.

Whoops, didn't work.
That isn't a perk.
It must be a mistake.
It sure can't be fake.

That is so grand.
All have it across the land.
Buy it with cold hard cash.
Come and make a dash.

Whoops, it was no good.
I must have misunderstood.
That is on me.
After all, it was on TV.

An awful product here.
Don't add it to your gear.
Stay far far far away.
Go somewhere else to play.

Wow, it was really grand.
They must have took a new stand.
No must really mean yes.
That is how they confess.

For the media can't lie.
They sit upon high.
No lying comes through.
It was on TV to view.

Ever notice that? One can tell a liar to scat. But they believe the media even when they cry wolf a 1000 times over. Are humans as dumb as rover? Might be insulting rover there. The media sure cry wolf to spare. I'll just roll my eyes and give them sass. That is all they'll get from my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.