Have you noticed remade plot devices at your sea? Remakes aren't good enough for you and me. Nope, now they have to remake the same thing. It has to be oh so threatening at ones wing.
Have you caught on to the sky death beams yet? I say that now yes would be a safe bet. What is it with death beams from the sky? Do these writers even try? Maybe Justice League and Avengers 3 will all go death beam 3.0 at their sea. Hell, maybe they'll skip to death beam 10.0. You really never know. I can fend off death beams with my gas. That just had to be added by my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
Look, it's a remake.
I still give Blue a head shake.
But do you see the giant death beam in the sky?
Keep an eye on it as the ghostbusting is given a try.
Oh look, it's back.
A green glow it may lack.
But it's the sky death beam.
Iron Man didn't even need a team.
Wow, can this be real?
Call the man of steel.
It's another sky death beam.
Even took it down without a team.
The death beam is back.
A trash one is on the attack.
It takes a whole suicide squad to stop it.
Trash death beams in the sky are the shit.
Let's transform things.
Whoops, out another springs.
Those transformers couldn't change.
Is that ironic or just strange?
The death beam is coming.
Do you hear the humming?
It may be the technodrome though.
The TMNT are the only ones to know.
Oh look, it's still hear.
Iron man has nothing to fear.
The whole avengers take down this one.
Sky Death Beam 2.0 was spun.
Has in the death beams sunk?
This one rather stunk.
You might not even know.
No one watched this Independent death beam show.
Right on the poster.
Not even good enough for a coaster.
Complete crap through and through.
But oh, the sky death beam is still in view.
And they say building hopping was bad.
At least it was original by a tad.
No sky death beams to show.
Then again, they got 3 sequels to go.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
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ReplyDeleteThat's 2 in a row
DeleteIn with the flow!
Hank
Back on a streak
DeleteAt my creek
A Sky Death Beam Reusable Stream!
ReplyDeleteRemakes that will make them scream
Are they that innovative?
To make them looking stiff
Whatever, it definitely is coming
Hank
Comes it does
DeleteSometimes just because
Considering I have rarely seen the original, I don't get worked up about remakes. Though I suppose if they touched The Breakfast Club or Ferris Buehler, I'd be pissed!
ReplyDeletehaha they may one day
DeleteWith a replay
I've seen all of those films. Some I'm not proud of.
ReplyDeleteMakes you appreciate films like Arrival that had no death beam.
Yeah, they actually used a different plot
DeleteShows some still have thought
I was shocked to find no beam
DeleteNo laser guns or 5-wave theme
Not even a beam me up
DeleteTo fill your cup?
Arrival was one of my favorites last year
DeleteTo that movie I give a cheer!
Sure made one think
DeleteNo repeat blink
Blazing death beams in the sky
ReplyDeleteOh Fiddle-de-dee, oh me, oh my
Scarlet's in the cotton stubble pray'n on high
Never to be poor again until she die
Sure shall never be poor
DeleteWith death beams galore
Death from above
ReplyDeleteisn't spreading much love
maybe they only know hate
or are afraid of being late
to the sci-game
and fear being lame
so they do what others do
in order not to fling poo
And yet fling they do
DeleteWith nothing new
A remade plot
All hot to trot
Why they try to re-vamp things or change them around
ReplyDeleteI never can understand
sometimes the results of which
can be rather bland
betty
Bland sure comes out
DeleteRather watch a singing trout
The only thing in my sky is snow.
ReplyDeleteI just knew you would want to know! :)
Blah, we're going to get it here
DeleteCan't you keep it near?
they stole the death beam idea from the look my mother could give us if we even thought about doing something wrong
ReplyDeletehaha maybe you can sue
DeleteThere at your zoo
Beam those remakes up, Cat
ReplyDeleteOr crush them on your mat
90% is cap anyway
Good day!
So it is
Doing the crap biz
Great post
From coast to coast!
Crap every which way
DeleteAs the death beams shall stay
The remake plot
Of the lot
Yippeee
For meee
F4 was certainly the reboot nobody asked for.
ReplyDeleteYep, giant piece of crap
DeleteBlow it off the map
Remakes are rarely better but now and again a good one gets through!
ReplyDeleteEvery once in a while
DeleteOne stands out from the crap pile
If it makes money, there's sure to be remakes:)
ReplyDeleteThat there is
DeleteWith the remake biz
Remakes lack the best beams!
ReplyDeleteThe beams have no glimmer
DeleteHardly ever shimmer
orlin N cassie
ReplyDeletetherz a lot oh lazee in mooveez two day...imaginationz getted lost sum wear sum how sum place...may bee a death ray sky beem took it all !! ♥♥♥☺☺☺
Maybe it death beamed it all
DeleteSo now we just get a repeat call
Star Trek used the beam most
ReplyDeleteBeam me up Scotty
quite the catch phrase
still used today
Still used many a time
DeleteNo death beams from such a chime
The sound of a trumpet’s flat blare
ReplyDeleteAs strange movie’s scent filled the air
And each tear was met
By gasps of regret
As noses shout get out of there
Whoops goes the fart
DeleteTime to depart
I never watch them except if I like the original movies ~ Too lazy these days to out in the cold ~ prefer to watch movies on netflix ~
ReplyDeleteNetflix is the easy way
DeletePlus saves on pay
Yea. Death beams from the sky. Such an issue in fiction. haha
ReplyDeleteOut they come
DeleteGetting a bit dumb
You've stumped me, Cat
ReplyDeleteImagine that
Not a single one of those lit skies
Looks familiar to my eyes
Sooo many there are
DeleteDeath beams from afar
Remakes Suck. Sky Death Beams Suck Even More. But I guess you can't have a sci fi story without one.
ReplyDeleteSome aren't even sci fi
DeleteStill death beams come from the sky
Most enjoyable to read Pat, albeit late.
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
Glad it was grand
DeleteHere in my land
Maybe Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy had the right idea.
ReplyDeleteThat it may
DeleteNot the crap movie though on display
My favorite sky beam suddenly spiraled out of Minas Morgul in the movie ROTK. Scared the heck out of me the first time it shot up into the sky. It wasn't a death beam, but it was a thing of horror. I guess moviemakers can't resist the visual drama of death beams in the sky. Even Zeus can't claim to be the first casting death beams from the sky.
ReplyDeleteYeah, death beams go way way back
DeleteIn story telling they sure don't lack