The cat is here today to have his say. Yeah, that is every day at my sea. But this one is special to thee. I know it is so don't use that denying biz. For it tells all when I'll return at my hall.
I will return.
I rhyme will spurn.
Or maybe just show.
Damned if I know.
Wait! I do know.
Okay, on I go.
Going going gone?
Could work at my lawn.
Won't be after a commercial break.
That takes time to make.
Plus you fast forward through those.
Who wants those kind of woes?
Won't be after the summer.
So hide away the rummer.
No summer season break.
That is too hot to take.
No winter hiatus.
Screw that status.
Depends on how you say,
If that rhymes away.
No We're On Vacation.
That may give elation.
But depends on where we go.
Plus we'd have to come in tow.
No technical difficulties from the blogger beast.
We hope so at least.
Anytime they can strike.
Making all take a hike.
No hiding away,
From the light of day.
Apocalypse isn't now.
You can trust my meow.
No I have nothing to say.
Pffft to those posts on display.
My muse is always fine.
Can't stop the feline.
No...so wait, when?
When at my den?
A lot of nos but no when.
Is that some kind of zen?
Have you guessed yet? Are you saying fluck this pet? That is illegal in most states you know. Just stay away from the window. What poppy cock? Bah, don't use such dirty talk. You guessed right. The cat will return tomorrow at 7 at his site. Wasn't that harder to guess than passing bad gas? It's alright if you assumed otherwise for my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
I will return.
I rhyme will spurn.
Or maybe just show.
Damned if I know.
Wait! I do know.
Okay, on I go.
Going going gone?
Could work at my lawn.
Won't be after a commercial break.
That takes time to make.
Plus you fast forward through those.
Who wants those kind of woes?
Won't be after the summer.
So hide away the rummer.
No summer season break.
That is too hot to take.
No winter hiatus.
Screw that status.
Depends on how you say,
If that rhymes away.
No We're On Vacation.
That may give elation.
But depends on where we go.
Plus we'd have to come in tow.
No technical difficulties from the blogger beast.
We hope so at least.
Anytime they can strike.
Making all take a hike.
No hiding away,
From the light of day.
Apocalypse isn't now.
You can trust my meow.
No I have nothing to say.
Pffft to those posts on display.
My muse is always fine.
Can't stop the feline.
No...so wait, when?
When at my den?
A lot of nos but no when.
Is that some kind of zen?
Have you guessed yet? Are you saying fluck this pet? That is illegal in most states you know. Just stay away from the window. What poppy cock? Bah, don't use such dirty talk. You guessed right. The cat will return tomorrow at 7 at his site. Wasn't that harder to guess than passing bad gas? It's alright if you assumed otherwise for my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
Ninja attack"
ReplyDeleteThe cat is like clockwork.
DeleteFirst to comment and look at the bad punctuation. That's what I get for making the comment on my iPad right as I'm trying to get out the door for work...
The cat keeps the pace
DeleteWe can pretend to hit erase
Sometimes cats need a potty break, too
ReplyDeleteSee you after you're done in the loo!
A little bury and good to go
DeleteReady for the next show
Cats do have an exact schedule and you had better go by their schedule.
ReplyDeleteOr there will be hell to pay
DeleteAs they want it their way
On the dot at seven you are
ReplyDeletehave to be on top of it to be #1
that only happens here with a bit of insomnia
and that is never fun
betty
Nope, never fun one bit
DeleteRather sleep than get a #1 hit
Cat returns every blessed day
ReplyDeleteCat returns to have his say
Some return by way of heaven
Cat returns at the stroke of seven
Seven on the dot
DeleteUntil 24 in one day plot
Or an oopsy thing
Happened before at my wing
Come And Learn When We'll Return!
ReplyDeleteMake no mistake it comes at seven
Right on the dot
Without any plot
Relaying all the right information
Hank
Back one shall be
DeleteOn time or some may flee
6 Two days in a row. Woo Baby!
ReplyDeleteA vacation is cool. I hope the cats and Pat have a good time in a sunny clime. I know how all you Canucks love Florida, Mexico and the Caribbean.
6 is the number of the week
DeleteYes, no and no for each of those creeks we'd take a peek
The retun will be well worth the wait, so don't ne late!
ReplyDeleteAbout 19 hours away
DeleteFor the return to play
How can a cat take a break when his whole life is one long lounge?
ReplyDeleteEnjoy
A break from a break
DeleteThat a cat must take
We come and we go.
ReplyDeleteWe can't stay away.
We're to and we're fro
until the next day.
Here and with rhyme
DeleteAlways dropping a dime
I didn't know the cat ever took a break. Hope he enjoys it!
ReplyDeleteTake plenty of breaks here
Deleteyou just never know they are near
Nahhh, you're not gonna miss a day.
ReplyDeleteAt least until next February or so
DeleteThat would be if I never wrote another word at our show
Have a great vacation! Wishing you no technology deflation.
ReplyDeleteTomorrow is IWSG Day! So, of course I'm moving at my bay!
LOL!
Moving here and there
DeleteCan sure make one swear
Hope the break is good- or the no break. :)
ReplyDelete~Jess
lol the no break will be fine
DeleteFor the feline
orlin N cassie.....frank lee we iz gel uz ewe haz lurned ta tell time !!!!! we couldna tell ya when 7 iz /// waz even if trout waz at steak....whatz yur sekrit ! ♥♥♥☺☺☺
ReplyDeletelol we know when it is at our sea
DeleteAs that is when Pat gets up to pee
Your muse is always fine?
ReplyDeleteSend her over to talk to mine;)
She'll be right there
DeleteWith musing to spare
A break, you say?
ReplyDeleteBecause you're ahead at your bay?
What a way to take a day
No one will know you went away
haha never even went anywhere
DeleteJust the cat poking fun at our lair
My cat spoke in meanings so true
ReplyDeleteMore clear than purrs or meows do
For I quickly knew
If anger I drew
‘cause it left a clue in my shoe
Nothing fun
DeleteWhen squash is done
My poor little brain is confused as always.
ReplyDeleteMaybe I'll catch on one of these days.
Confuse does amuse
DeleteAs many peruse
Writing for a vacation does take a lot of time for me. Exhausting really
ReplyDeleteYeah, trying to reason why
DeleteAs a vacation does fly
Brain blocks are always painful. Ducolax probably would help.
ReplyDeleteThat it may
DeleteAt ones bay
It's late when I'm reading this
ReplyDeleteSo I'm not getting this
And I used the same word to rhyme
I just committed a horrible crime.
A lazy rhyme
DeleteYep, sure a crime
You are consistent at your sea
ReplyDeleteAlways showing up at 7 promptly.
I'm on a little break because I have stuff around the house to do.
Cleaning sucks, but at least it's not a break because of the flu.
Anything, mostly, is better than the flu
DeleteMy ocd will take cleaning too
I really enjoyed this Pat.
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
Glad it was grand
DeleteHere in my land