They still keep on coming, although a few do the same old strumming. It's a good thing I'm far enough ahead that I can bring you some different brain dead. Is that a good thing? Bah, on with it at my wing.
pat ahtte
That like scrabble? An extra E in which to dabble?
hot blonde with big ass
That surely isn't me. But I can give you a flea.
dick slurpy poem
No thank you. I won't go there at my zoo.
animal rights signs
My ass in the air works at my lair.
money wal mar figures
Do I look like a stock broker? I'd rather play poker.
Casie in the bath
She'd bite your arm off and drown you in a horse trough.
stalker in my pants
Damn, was those pants. Could be more than ants.
hats off pat
If I don't wear one can it come off me? How about that flea?
i found my pat
Hmmm, stalker alert. Sorry, I don't flirt.
Hoping for wishes
Don't lose hope your wish may be granted by the Pope.
More money please
Me too! Send it to my zoo.
Under the bed dust
Use a vacuum and duck. The dust will be shit outta luck.
busting a shit
That new slang? If not, dang.
klomperstomper guffs
Anyone know? Damned if I do at my show.
And the winner for this round sure gets umm around. A cheat rhyme there but you won't care. Just look at this nut. Sniffed one too many a butt?
Is that some rap song? That sounds all wrong. Maybe they got married and have someone to umm yank? But can't they themselves walk that plank? On second thought, I don't want to know that plot. This has been another crazy pass as the nuts that find my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
pat ahtte
That like scrabble? An extra E in which to dabble?
hot blonde with big ass
That surely isn't me. But I can give you a flea.
dick slurpy poem
No thank you. I won't go there at my zoo.
animal rights signs
My ass in the air works at my lair.
money wal mar figures
Do I look like a stock broker? I'd rather play poker.
Casie in the bath
She'd bite your arm off and drown you in a horse trough.
stalker in my pants
Damn, was those pants. Could be more than ants.
hats off pat
If I don't wear one can it come off me? How about that flea?
i found my pat
Hmmm, stalker alert. Sorry, I don't flirt.
Hoping for wishes
Don't lose hope your wish may be granted by the Pope.
More money please
Me too! Send it to my zoo.
Under the bed dust
Use a vacuum and duck. The dust will be shit outta luck.
busting a shit
That new slang? If not, dang.
klomperstomper guffs
Anyone know? Damned if I do at my show.
And the winner for this round sure gets umm around. A cheat rhyme there but you won't care. Just look at this nut. Sniffed one too many a butt?
Hooray Hooray dicks hands to stay
Is that some rap song? That sounds all wrong. Maybe they got married and have someone to umm yank? But can't they themselves walk that plank? On second thought, I don't want to know that plot. This has been another crazy pass as the nuts that find my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
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ReplyDeleteThe 7th in a row
DeleteSlowly let it grow
It's 4 mins late
And just made it!
Hank
Even a little late
Delete7 was your fate
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ReplyDeleteTimes two
DeletePhone got you
Am at wit's end
DeleteDouble take again!
Hank
lol shake the phone
DeleteMaybe it will smarten up at the tone
Depends on who (or what) was excited Dick's hand was staying...
ReplyDeleteWe may be better off not knowing
DeleteWith such a showing
Great verse Pat as always to brighten one's day.
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
Glad it is grand
DeleteHere in my land
Search engine crazies I do declare
ReplyDeleteOpen your computer and then be ware
May want to leave it shut
DeleteUnless you have a fetish for weird smut
Round Fifty Four Takes The Crazy Tour!
ReplyDeleteHave a look see it's not really a bore
They lack imagination
Posting silly comments
Best likely option is to plainly ignore
Hank
That it surely is
DeleteWhen it comes to their weird search biz
We have a great big store here called Dicks. Dang, they'll sell anything in the South!
ReplyDeletelol wouldn't want to step in there
DeleteMay go blind at our lair
A few weirdos this time around...
ReplyDeleteWeirdos have fun
DeleteAs they give searching a run
I get such a kick out of these posts. I would love to know how a hot blonde with a big ass search would land here.
ReplyDeletehmmm showed butts before
DeleteSo maybe that at my shore
The folks who "search" and find your blog have a lot more, um, imagination that the people who land at my place.
ReplyDeleteOr they just hide in the gutter
DeleteLeaving all others with a stutter
Even Cassie made the list today!?!
ReplyDeleteWomen in the news is all I can say!
Cassie cat
DeleteMust be where it is at
seek and ye shall find..guess it applies to everything
ReplyDeleteThat it will
DeleteBut some must have a crazy pill
"dick slurpy poem" ... what kind of poem is that??? lol
ReplyDeleteDo we really want to know?
DeleteAnswer is probably no
That new slang? If not, dang.
ReplyDeleteThat line pretty much summed up the entirety of what I just read. Enjoy your weekend Pat.
Yep, sizes it up
DeleteLike poop to a pup
The weird ones sure do found your shore
ReplyDeletealways lots to report and more galore!
bettu
That there surely are
DeleteAs they find my sand bar
Klomperstomper guffs sounds like a pair of durable pants all working people should own.
ReplyDeleteNever get a hole
DeleteGood for every soul
"Stalker in my pants" You do get the crazies. lol
ReplyDeletelol stalkers should stay away
DeleteFrom pants on display
liorn & ssacie;
ReplyDeletepleez tell ahtte we wood like sum extree cash two !!
N even we had trubull mizz spellin thiz commint !!!!
heerz two a frogmouth catfish kinda week oh end two all ♥♥♥
haha cash would be grand for all
DeleteAt any old hall
I've been with #2, it was absolutely wonderful
ReplyDeleteCan't be beat
DeleteA blonde treat
As stripper I wasn’t too proud
ReplyDeleteA part of my life still in shroud
What gutter’s about
If e’er I had doubt
Put it on came shout from the crowd
haha a reverse stripper
DeleteMaybe needed to be more chipper
If the more money thing works out, plz share with the class. ;)
ReplyDeleteWe'd share
DeleteBut buyer beware
Now I must know how one "busts a shit"? Does it involve a Squatty Potty. If so, I'm halfway in the game!
ReplyDeletehaha it just might
DeleteSquatty Potty day and night
More money, you say?
ReplyDeleteDoes it make you happy at your bay?
The rich say money's a bitch
Like an annoying itch
How's that for a joke?
Hope they all choke
Choke on their hundred dollar bills
DeleteWould give me thrills
Saw a guy with 1000 bills the other day
Old fart sure hoarded them away
I can only imagine the search terms that draw people here. I imagine they could entertain us for hours- as your poems have a wide assortment of words and topics. ;)
ReplyDelete~Jess
Yep, and comments have many too
DeleteAs the searching sure comes due
These always provide a few head scratches and a lot of laughs! There are a lot of loonies in the world!
ReplyDeleteLoonies every which way
DeleteNever know who is which on display
Ok when they get into bowel stuff, it just makes me feel icky.
ReplyDeleteMany seem to go
DeleteHigh and low