Today we can't have fun. We have to be serious with everyone. That is just so rude. The cat likes his attitude. But we have to. Humans made us at our zoo.
I broke my toe.
Oh no!
That may hurt.
Blood may spurt.
Seriously? You broke it?
Nah, I just said that shit.
I wanted to see what you'd say.
Now seriously, go away.
I won a new car.
Boy, I'll travel far.
It is great on gas.
Others I can now pass.
Seriously? You won?
Nah, I lied to everyone.
I just felt like it.
Seriously, you're full of shit.
I almost died.
Everyone cried.
It was a rough day.
Caused much dismay.
Seriously? You died?
Took a short bus ride?
That was you I saw?
At least you admit your flaw.
I won an election.
President is my detection.
I'll get there soon.
Maybe I'll get my own cartoon.
Seriously? You ran?
Nah, I got a tan.
I rested on a beach.
I chowed down on a peach.
I walked today.
I went to the bay.
I walked back.
I walked in my shack.
Seriously? You walked?
Is your brain stocked?
Is everything wrong mysteriously?
Why do you insist on saying seriously?
Ever get a nut like that? Saying seriously every time to make you repeat each stat. Pffft once in a while I can see but some use it like leaves on a tree. As in many a time. Seriously, I have no use for that chime. Unless you win a billion dollars or grow golden grass. Then you may hear it said from my not so serious little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
I broke my toe.
Oh no!
That may hurt.
Blood may spurt.
Seriously? You broke it?
Nah, I just said that shit.
I wanted to see what you'd say.
Now seriously, go away.
I won a new car.
Boy, I'll travel far.
It is great on gas.
Others I can now pass.
Seriously? You won?
Nah, I lied to everyone.
I just felt like it.
Seriously, you're full of shit.
I almost died.
Everyone cried.
It was a rough day.
Caused much dismay.
Seriously? You died?
Took a short bus ride?
That was you I saw?
At least you admit your flaw.
I won an election.
President is my detection.
I'll get there soon.
Maybe I'll get my own cartoon.
Seriously? You ran?
Nah, I got a tan.
I rested on a beach.
I chowed down on a peach.
I walked today.
I went to the bay.
I walked back.
I walked in my shack.
Seriously? You walked?
Is your brain stocked?
Is everything wrong mysteriously?
Why do you insist on saying seriously?
Ever get a nut like that? Saying seriously every time to make you repeat each stat. Pffft once in a while I can see but some use it like leaves on a tree. As in many a time. Seriously, I have no use for that chime. Unless you win a billion dollars or grow golden grass. Then you may hear it said from my not so serious little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
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ReplyDeleteIn on time
DeleteWith the chime
The 5th in a row
DeleteIn with the flow!
Hank
On the go
Delete5 says so
1
ReplyDeleteOne minute late
DeleteBeating your own fate
Again the bother
DeleteWith a 2nd other
Hank
The phone wants to speak
DeleteSo a second shall leak
I've met quite a few people like that.
ReplyDeleteGood wxamples Pat. Loved the verse.
Yvonne.
There are a few
DeleteOut to view
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ReplyDeleteLittle late
DeleteSad fate
Ah I bemoan my fate
DeleteWith a big piece of cake
Enjoy that
DeleteWhere you are at
I have an acquaintance that says really - a lot! So, exchange out the seriously for really and I get my drift.
ReplyDeleteI know one like that too
DeleteWhy they would stay an acquaintance at ones zoo
I seriously do not understand why it's a problem. ;)
ReplyDeleteNot one bit
DeleteYou seriously don't get it lol
Seriously, this blog is insane
ReplyDeleteQuite inane
No, it truly is a hoot
No need for a lawsuit
Can sue away
DeleteCan't get anything from nothing at my bay lol
Serious Day On Display!
ReplyDeleteOdd times same word to say
Seriously speaking
Was not thinking
Just let fly comes what may
Hank
Fly out it will
DeleteWhether thrill or bill
Why is it you say seriously
ReplyDeleteFor I am very curiously
You could say, What the heck
Or Look out, hit the deck
Those who prefer that word
Are often called a nerd
That they may be
DeleteSeriously at their sea
But what if there is no deck?
Would you end up in a wreck?
Some humans are filled with memories that they just make up along the way!
ReplyDeleteThat they surely do
DeleteAnd waaay more than a few
That was seriously funny, seriously.
ReplyDeleteGlad it was so
DeleteSeriously though
Oh so true, many people really believe their lies. Kind of sad.
ReplyDeleteThat they do
DeleteAs they spread a few
Some people like to brag
ReplyDeleteeven if it is not true
good to stay away from likes of them
and do something new
betty
Avoid and run
DeleteMuch more fun
Cat taking the piss?/Should we all give it a miss?/Nah, just joking, bro/You know me, I say yes but I mean no! :-)
ReplyDeleteGreetings from London.
A flop flip
DeleteWhat a trip
Some people don't understand my sarcasm, so I need to tell them I'm being serious at times. Seriously!
ReplyDeletehaha have to let them know
DeleteOr they may become a foe?
Yes, these are serious times!
ReplyDeleteSeriously SERIOUS times indeed.
That they be
DeleteAt your sea
Some people are very good at lying.
ReplyDeleteMost of the time I'm not buying.
Yeah, full of crap
DeleteMany a chap
Sweet couple had serious fight
ReplyDeleteIt blasted the streets all that night
Came morning alone
He picked up the phone
Checked bank card if wife was all right
spending the money
DeleteAll remains sunny
Sounds like these people want to sell alternative facts....just saying:)
ReplyDeleteThat they do
DeleteFrom zoo to zoo
It's a circus,
ReplyDeleteand yet it's serious...
Serious as can be
DeleteWeird from sea to sea
You insisting on the serious reminds me of the Joker in Batman. What are the odds the Joker is in reality a cat somehow masquerading as a Joker?
ReplyDeleteWell you just never know
DeleteWith robotics anything could be given a go
I'm glad I've never broken anything
ReplyDeleteYeah, that is a good thing
DeleteSure would sting
I'm the new mayor of Bora
ReplyDeleteCome visit my shora!
Do you send the boat
DeleteMaybe with a goat?
I know a few people who overuse seriously. It's seriously annoying!
ReplyDeleteThat it can be
DeleteWhen they keep saying it to we
I may have been guilty of a seriously or two!
ReplyDeleteNow I'll think twice before I do!
haha the cat pointed it out
DeleteNow you'll know when used about