The cat has noticed a thing or three. As I do at my sea. I'm sure you do as well. Not hard when in blogland you dwell. Unless you dwell in the dark side of blogging. Then you can enjoy your umm flogging?
Blog of this.
Blog of that.
No kind of kiss,
Toward things like scat.
Life going out.
Life going in.
What's that about?
How do I win?
Need a task?
Just let it fly.
With a little ask,
Bloggers give it a try.
Need a task?
Run far away.
On comes the mask,
What's in it for my bay?
Need a hand?
Settle in.
Ask blogland,
They give it a spin.
Need a hand?
Hide your two.
Bury them in sand,
As a chopping may come due.
Not even a need.
Just something there.
Helped at a blog feed,
No ask to spare.
Not even a need.
Wave bye bye.
Walk away at top speed,
Like they can fly.
Together they pull.
Together they try.
Not dealing with bull,
Reaching for the sky.
Together they flock,
A whole other way.
At best they balk,
With a face as if they have an egg to lay.
Bloggers will sure do a lot with ease, just ask and away they breeze. Real life people can be more tricky. Many a time they seem to think the what's in it for me dohickey. Ever notice that? Or is it just the cat? Not that I bother much, but bloggers are much nicer by a touch. Let's ignore the scary and poor pitiful me blog class. They don't count for this post from my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
Blog of this.
Blog of that.
No kind of kiss,
Toward things like scat.
Life going out.
Life going in.
What's that about?
How do I win?
Need a task?
Just let it fly.
With a little ask,
Bloggers give it a try.
Need a task?
Run far away.
On comes the mask,
What's in it for my bay?
Need a hand?
Settle in.
Ask blogland,
They give it a spin.
Need a hand?
Hide your two.
Bury them in sand,
As a chopping may come due.
Not even a need.
Just something there.
Helped at a blog feed,
No ask to spare.
Not even a need.
Wave bye bye.
Walk away at top speed,
Like they can fly.
Together they pull.
Together they try.
Not dealing with bull,
Reaching for the sky.
Together they flock,
A whole other way.
At best they balk,
With a face as if they have an egg to lay.
Bloggers will sure do a lot with ease, just ask and away they breeze. Real life people can be more tricky. Many a time they seem to think the what's in it for me dohickey. Ever notice that? Or is it just the cat? Not that I bother much, but bloggers are much nicer by a touch. Let's ignore the scary and poor pitiful me blog class. They don't count for this post from my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
Hey,there.
ReplyDeleteHa! Did it again!
DeleteAnd yes, bloggers do seem to be "nicer by a touch." :)
DeleteYou sly fox
DeleteYep, that's me, Truedessa...
DeleteWonder where Hank is?
Hank unfortunately not as sly
DeleteHe just has other fishes to fry
He is around
He'll be found
Perhaps now others will also vie
Hank
Hank has an adversary that's new
DeleteWith the #1 view
Fox shoveling more snow?
Or just had to go?
That's two in a row
Yep, bloggers less of a foe
Im worry by you David :) :)
DeleteHank will be back
Deleteat the number 1 rank
Good morning Hank
Good morning Pat
Good morning cat
Good morning all
Morning all
DeleteHank will heed the call
After he fries some fishes
Or maybe the Fox is saying, "he wishes"
The Fox was number one?
DeleteI missed out on the fun!
Times two
DeleteAt my zoo too
Well can a borrow a few hundred
ReplyDeleteI'm sure you can spare a few
Now it's up to you
Can I borrow a few hundred
Words to rhyme in my head.
The cat can do that
DeleteAnd won't let it fall flat
Cheered me up this cold Friday. Yhanks Pat.
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
Glad it could cheer
DeleteFrom my rhyming rear
But what about psychopaths planted in the corn?
ReplyDeleteSlimiest people ever been born
Like Chauncy the Gardner, they mirror on the net
Better watch their back when Guido's on the set
Maybe they'll help it grow
DeleteCould be better for you than GMO
Your blog is one of my favorites Pat/cat :) :)
ReplyDeleteA favorite you say
DeleteWe like that at our bay
:) :)
DeleteAnd marks too
DeleteWorks for our zoo
Bloggers do seem more helpful than people in real life.
ReplyDeleteThat they do
DeleteWay more than a few
bloggers are dreamers
ReplyDeletetend to be nice
also will share recipes
add this spice
Or add that one
DeleteMaking it more fun
Yeah. Bloggers and people who read blogs can be interesting. :D
ReplyDeleteInteresting in many a way
DeleteSo can some you run into during the day
Donna hit the nail on the head
ReplyDeleteMore personality with those well read
So glad a few still read
Makes my world better indeed
That there surely are
DeleteGlad for them at my sand bar
Some of the best people I know
ReplyDeletewrite very interesting and helpful blogs
while others I know real life
are like bumps on a log
bett
Sit and do nothing at all
DeleteThat's what some do at their hall
Met so many bloggers
ReplyDeleteMore and more each year
Most are very friendly
Even the Cat and his rear!
The rear might be the gas
DeleteFrom my little rhyming ass lol
I have made lots of friends in the blogosphere. Fun to connect with people I might not ever have met in "real" life. :)
ReplyDelete~Jess
That is the way
DeleteFun connecting each day
I think there's a lot of terrific people in the "real world," but it isn't as easy to make friends with them as it is to forge online friendships while sitting on our tush in front of a computer. Even the biggest introvert can be brave and gregarious from behind a keyboard.
ReplyDeleteBut you're right. Bloggers, as a whole, tend to be awesome.
That is true
DeleteIntroverts can let typing come due
Hide behind their screen
And all is so serene
jIt's hard to beat the friendliness and the heart of a bloggr!
ReplyDeleteThat it is
DeleteWith the blogging biz
There has only been one blog where I've found nasty, unhelpful folks (commenting). It's surprising how nice and friendly most bloggers can be.
ReplyDeleteThere is always one in the bunch
DeleteThat sure has to be out to lunch
Bloggers are friendly and so very nice
ReplyDeletethey offer so much and don't think twice
I love to read about see many things
and I avoid the nasty ding-a-lings
Avoidance is key
DeleteA far happier spree
A blog can be fun,
ReplyDeleteBut sometimes a chore.
Some days I'm stunned
That I keep doing more.
Those who are nice
Keep me coming back,
But I have to think twice
When they don't give me slack.
But still, over all,
They're a quite friendly crowd.
So I'll keep heeding the call
And never be cowed.
Arlee Bird
Tossing It Out
A good way to be
DeleteThere at your sea
A chore it can be
If not ahead like we
Some can get miffed
But let them get whiffed
They can ride a bike
Or take a short hike
I determined years ago that readers are by nature, intuitive thoughtful types and those types are wiser and friendlier. And since most all bloggers are readers, it just makes sense that the blogging world is a kinder world than the one outside our door.
ReplyDeleteYep, that sums it up indeed
DeleteAs people are more open as they read
Bloggers are a friendly bunch!
ReplyDeleteThat they are
DeleteNear and far
orlin N cassie....thatz why we iz heer N knot on facebook ....we haz hurd peepulz over ther can get plane rood nastee crazed witha cap a tull Z ~~~~
ReplyDeleteheerz two a green spotted puffer kinda week oh end !! ♥♥♥
Yep, we avoid that eye rot too
DeleteBetter off taking a poo
Blogs can be fun
ReplyDeleteSome even stun
Some come undone
when not warmly run
Yeah, can sure scare
DeleteOr those beware
Bloggers are some of the nicest people I've every met.
ReplyDeleteThey listen politely when I talk about my pets.
That they do
DeleteEven when the pet talks too
I met one of my best friends from blogging, so I'd say I do think bloggers are pretty nice people. There are a few asshats here though, but like you said, those don't count ;)
ReplyDeleteYep, screw the asshats
DeleteThey can fall in pee from cats
Really true, Pat. The blogging community has really inspired me and encouraged me over the years. Great people, bloggers are. I need to give back more (and I do have goals to do that). Great rhyme you've got here about blogger life. :)
ReplyDeleteBlogger life sure is grand
DeleteAll across the land
They come all shapes and sizes
ReplyDeleteThat they do
DeleteMost a fine view
It never occurred to me that I would have a blog during my retirement. I fell into blogging and stayed because of the amazing people I've met. Even a cat!!!
ReplyDeleteThe people sure got me to stay
DeleteHere at my bay