A Little Test To Rid The Guest!


 Time for a test.
Try your best.
Do not fail,
Or you may wail.

Whoops, I mean nope.
You will cope.
Easy as can be.
I'm testing thee.

You didn't wail?
That's not a fail.
So you passed.
You didn't get gassed.

Copped you did.
No flipping a lid.
Flipping a bird?
That's absurd.

Or is it?
Who needs that shit.
You flipped it the bird.
Two for two is the word.

I'll have to try,
For an oh me oh my.
How is that?
Who gives a scat.

Yeah, who cares.
Get some stares.
Walk away and wave.
Brave or grave?

The wave was cocky?
The grave was rocky?
The wave wins?
Fill your tins.

Now bury the tin.
You get another win.
Tossed it aside.
3 for 3 with pride.

You passed the test.
Aren't you the best.
You can now rest.
Freeing yourself of that insecure pest.

Can sure spin it around when insecurity is found. Wait, did you go all grave? You have an insecurity that is a fav? Damn, you failed the test? Pffft don't give in to that pest. Flip it the bird and don't give it a word. The cat will give all a pass. You wouldn't want to be failed and gassed by my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

Comments

  1. I do get insecure from time to time.
    So I tend to put things in ryhme.
    It somehow makes the probles less so.
    Maing one happier as along the day you go.

    Yvonne.

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  2. Pass or fail
    Life's a wail
    What does it teach?
    Oh life's a beach

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    1. Beach indeed
      Litter takes seed
      Sucks you in
      For the win

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  3. I ca get no satisfaction
    I try and I try
    and then I say bye!

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  4. What tin? Crap, I don't have a tin to bury!

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    1. Damn, have to use cardboard
      May not work well for it to be stored

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  5. That's the challenge, isn't it? Not letting it discourage you so that you give in to it. Sometimes the only way to get through something is to drive ahead.

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    1. Yep, keep on keeping on
      Don't let the crap dawn

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  6. Flipping it the bird sounds like a plan
    Flip it if you can

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    1. Flip and flip some more
      Double the bird encore

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  7. Lots of insecurities here
    but trying to get by
    that's all we can do
    unless we want to be a fly

    betty

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    1. Then we get swatted
      So getting by must be trotted

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  8. Everyone has insecurities and nothing wrong with that. We just have to plow through and make the best of all situations.

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  9. A Little Test To Rid The Guest!
    There may be a few of these pests
    Insecurity to blame
    Was part of the game
    Ensure security steps up its best

    Hank

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  10. I flipped the bird once, then it flew away!

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    1. Never got a snack
      Damn, hope you gave it flack

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  11. I'm ready for a rest from tests and pests and is it summer yet?

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  12. pass the test
    then do more
    test again
    might get sore

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  13. I think the scat did the trick Pat!

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    1. Amazing what it can do
      Must be the smell that shines through

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  14. Like Churchill said, "If you're going through hell, keep moving." Insecurities can be hellish for some people.

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    1. Yep, don't sit around and dwell
      Just keep pushing through hell

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  15. I started to sweat thinking I was really going to have to take a test. lol

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    1. lol answer is always A
      That will make it okay

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  16. I follow the plan to just keep plowing ahead. Not sure that counts as a pass for the test.

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    1. haha that is may
      If you guess right at your bay

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  17. No writing for me
    I’m Trumped by distraction
    My world is askew
    with political impaction.

    VR Barkowski

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    1. Ugg to that buffoon
      Ship him to the moon

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    2. Nobody is better at pissing off people than Donald J Jonah Jameson Trump

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    3. He can get that job done
      And do it a ton

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  18. I thought this was a urine test and so I peed in the tin when you said to fill it. Do I still pass?

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    1. It depends what the results say
      You can send them away for little pay

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  19. Throwing my insecurities out the door
    Trying my best to be brave
    Whining and complaining is such a bore
    Don't want to take that to the grave

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    1. No need for that alive or dead
      Just pop them out of your head

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  20. Whew, glad I passed the test:)
    I love 'who gives a scat'!

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  21. Nope, I passed the test. Didn't go all grave this time.

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  22. Test! Pfft. I just flew over it on my borrowed Pegasus and landed on the other side. ;)

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  23. I need no test
    to prove I'm the best
    no need to jest
    just take a rest
    and stop being a pest!

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    1. Easy as can be
      Although to be pest free
      You may need a second eye
      Give plastic surgery a try

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  24. To be or not to be/That is the question for me/To win or to fail/To laugh or to wail! :-)

    Greetings from London.

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  25. Pass the test?
    surely you jest.
    I hate tests and all it entails.
    Yup, can you hear my wails?
    So please no test because, as you've heard,
    I can easily flip the bird:)

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    1. Flip with ease
      Whenever you please
      No test needed
      As it is deeded

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  26. Am I secure
    I'm not sure
    Here's a cure
    Money lure

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  27. Mammogram, bone density, then three
    Moles removed from me
    No more tests today at my sea!!!

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  28. Great poetry fest! Both the post and the comments. Sadly, I don't have a talent for rhyming but I applaud anyway.

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  29. I'll try to be the teacher's pet to get out of taking the test. I never did test well and still get paranoid when I have to take one.

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    1. haha paranoid that they are out to get you?
      Or that you won't have a clue?

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  30. This one just buzzed right over my head . . . .

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  31. I don't mind taking tests. Now I give them too.
    Today we'll quiz on Shakespeare, and the kids will go boo hoo.

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    1. I'd go boo hoo too
      Headache inducing he was at my zoo

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  32. Insecure writers group is actually a great plan,
    it often is hard to envision a fan,
    but i think the most you just focus and write,
    the easier it is to calm that inner fight.

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    1. Write and write some more
      Works for our shore

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  33. Glad I'm not in school anymore. I was not one who ever enjoyed tests very much!

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  34. It's comforting to know
    there is one place to go
    where insecurities are not to be found
    and confidence and rhyme abound.

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