The cat won't be talking about Spot or Fluffy. We wouldn't want dogs or poofy cats getting huffy. Actually the cat would but we do that all the time at our hood. A different huff and puff comes from today's pet umm stuff.
Come here, Pooky Bear.
Umm blank stare.
Oh that sure tickles.
Stop it, Kitten Pickles.
Now let's cuddle.
Get close to me, Love Puddle.
Stop with the name drops.
That is better, Pudgy Pops.
Now, now, don't cry.
Come here, Cow Pie.
Don't move like a slug.
Get to it, Bed Bug.
Get me the ice cream scooper.
Thanks for the assist, Juicy Pooper.
I think you have a winky.
I got it for you, Binky.
I need some money.
Thanks a lot, Funny Hunny.
I love how your butt wiggles.
Keep doing that, Giggles.
You threw me for a loopie.
I'm making up words, Poopie.
The fun will never stop.
Play with me, Soda Pop.
Come get some hanky panky.
Hurry it up, Yankee.
You are better than the jocks.
I hope you know that, Furry Socks.
Let's do some back flips.
Join me soon, Sweetie Hips.
I tell you no lies.
Believe me, Bashful Eyes.
Don't stop your embrace.
Hold me close, Sex Face.
Go and grab a toy.
We'll enjoy it, Quirky Boy.
With you I'm never bored.
Let's go for a run, Ford.
I want you too,
My little Stinky Boo.
Did you have a pet name? I hope it is not that lame. Actually they may all be. But to each their own at their sea. The cat gets called a boob. Should I flush Pat down that white swirling tube? It's a loo if you don't know. Not sure he'd fit though. Hey, I am of the kiss ass feline class. An attention seeking little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
Come here, Pooky Bear.
Umm blank stare.
Oh that sure tickles.
Stop it, Kitten Pickles.
Now let's cuddle.
Get close to me, Love Puddle.
Stop with the name drops.
That is better, Pudgy Pops.
Now, now, don't cry.
Come here, Cow Pie.
Don't move like a slug.
Get to it, Bed Bug.
Get me the ice cream scooper.
Thanks for the assist, Juicy Pooper.
I think you have a winky.
I got it for you, Binky.
I need some money.
Thanks a lot, Funny Hunny.
I love how your butt wiggles.
Keep doing that, Giggles.
You threw me for a loopie.
I'm making up words, Poopie.
The fun will never stop.
Play with me, Soda Pop.
Come get some hanky panky.
Hurry it up, Yankee.
You are better than the jocks.
I hope you know that, Furry Socks.
Let's do some back flips.
Join me soon, Sweetie Hips.
I tell you no lies.
Believe me, Bashful Eyes.
Don't stop your embrace.
Hold me close, Sex Face.
Go and grab a toy.
We'll enjoy it, Quirky Boy.
With you I'm never bored.
Let's go for a run, Ford.
I want you too,
My little Stinky Boo.
Did you have a pet name? I hope it is not that lame. Actually they may all be. But to each their own at their sea. The cat gets called a boob. Should I flush Pat down that white swirling tube? It's a loo if you don't know. Not sure he'd fit though. Hey, I am of the kiss ass feline class. An attention seeking little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
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ReplyDeleteThat's 4 in a row
Delete2 mins late but just so!
Hank
Good morning Hank
DeleteHow many more will grow?
One just doesn't know...
On the go
DeleteWith the grow
Even late
An increasing fate
Two minutes late?
DeleteDid you just... wait?
And still you're number one...
Such fun!
While you're snoring
DeleteNot out exploring
A Safe Bet Not A Pet!
ReplyDeleteThe name of a jet-set
And not to confuse
Nor of some ruse
But rather an acceptable bet
Hank
Acceptable to two
DeleteAs they come due
Wonderful verse to start this week.
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
Yippeee
DeleteFor me
You threw me for a loopie
ReplyDeleteI'm making up words poppie
I was expecting you to say
do you want to make whoopie...haha
That is where I thought you would go
To the gutter with a word flow....
Poopie - lol it's early
Deletelol baby talk at your sea
DeleteDiapers sure can go all poopie tree
Hey they were your words not mine
Deletewhat's up buttercup..lol
You get the repeat point
DeleteFor a re-use at your buttercup joint
I get Baby when my wife wants something. Although I try not to call her Sexy just when I want something...
ReplyDeletehaha you both know
DeleteWhat the other wants in tow
Pet names for lover lamby pies
ReplyDeleteBe assured they're telling lies
If one is on a trip of guilts
Sweet names cover like the quilts
That they try
DeleteGirl or guy
To ease the guilt
Instead of bringing it full tilt
I actually have a friend who calls her husband Hiney Hole as a term of endearment.
ReplyDeleteHmmm must like his hole
DeleteDon't want to know what has taken a stroll
No pet names here
ReplyDeletewe like to keep it simple and clear
who we are talking to
and nothing else we would fear
betty
Knowing who is a win
DeleteNo need for a repeat spin
I think I would hide if someone started calling me pooky!
ReplyDeleteRun under the bed
DeleteWhen that sure is said
Whew, I would hate being called some of those names.
ReplyDeleteQuite a few are very lame. lol....
I've only been called one pet name that I love
and no, it isn't a pretty dove. :)
Birdie Lover just sprang to mind
DeleteThat can go right to gutter for my behind
that it could
Deleteand it would. ha.
haha if one is in to that
DeleteCould be a hit where they are at
Haven't had a pet name in years....
ReplyDeleteNone for you
DeleteYears are through
If you count Battle Axe as a pet name...
ReplyDeleteCould cut them all
DeleteAs long as sharp at your hall
Kamikaze, Banzai and Boo
ReplyDeleteWere the cats at my zoo
Now it's just Lizard and me
'Til we replace previous owners' pets' pee
Staining the wood and concrete at our sea
Ugg to that
DeleteThe pee of a cat
Have to make them go
In the litter show
Butthead can be a term of endearment
ReplyDeleteYes we have a strange household
Butthead works
DeleteCould have some perks
Our family has so many nicknames for each other you need a chart to keep up. Jackass seems to be my boys favorite name for each other. They all answer to it.
ReplyDeletehaha hey, as long as they know
DeleteWhen jackass does show
Just the pets here have names, no pet names for the human. But the pets tdo call her 'Meow' all the time.
ReplyDeleteWant attention and food
DeleteOr maybe a little attitude
I once was someone's Pookie Bear
ReplyDeleteThis is true
I swear
to you
It's better than Kitty Pickles
or little bitty nipples.
"Hey you" works fine
most all the time.
Hey you does the trick
DeleteUnless Pookie Bear pops out slick
Juicy Pooper...*cringe* I'm the kind of person who despises pet names. I especially hate "babe" or "bae." The only one I don't mind is "baby." As long as it's not a reference to being infantile.
ReplyDeleteYeah, as long as it is not in a child way
DeleteCan make ones day
orlin N cassie...thanx bee ta cod we iz catz; if we had namez like theeze....we wood moove !!!!!! ☺☺☺♥♥♥
ReplyDeletehaha go to a whole new town
DeleteLeave such a human something brown
I think all pet names are pretty lame! Lol. In fact, I don't know any good ones but that kind of makes them even more endearing.
ReplyDeletehaha endearing through lame
DeleteThat is a conundrum claim
The only pet name I call Ken is Honey. But it's not all the time. lol I don't like weird pet names.
ReplyDeleteWeird ones are strange
DeleteSome out on the range
I think we did that many years ago. I can't remember what the names were though.
ReplyDeleteProbably better if you don't
DeleteAs like you probably won't
Pet names are funny but I guess its personal....Don't have pets so I am just checking..ha..ha...
ReplyDeletePersonal most are
DeleteNear and far
Pet names are funny if heard by anyone else. :)
ReplyDelete~Jess
Yep, they make little sense
DeleteSome sure think you dense
No one calls me any pet names. I,however, call my kitty by a ridiculous amount of embarrassing pet names. I'm sure she thinks her name is Mommy's Sweet Adorable Precious Little Round Baby.
ReplyDeleteShows she has good memory though
DeleteTo remember that long flow
Cat needed a name
ReplyDeleteOne that wouldn't shame
One friends could exclaim
Meow he became
A simple task
DeleteNo need to ask
I was Crash or Munch as a kid. Crash because I was always crashing my bike into something. Munch because I loved to eat!
ReplyDeleteAfter a crashing fit
DeleteNeeded to eat a bit
I give my pets better than names than some people do their kids
ReplyDeleteYep, pretty bad
DeleteSome names are out there a tad
Uhm, did Pat get a girlfriend? All those smoochy names aren't just for pets.
ReplyDeletePsst: I call my female cat a prissy little girl, and the male is usually that messy old man. When I'm feeling kind, that is.
Prissy most female cats are
DeleteWe will not speak on any grounds that could incriminate at our sand bar
Pet names are fine if they are used in private!!
ReplyDeleteIf not, pretty embarrassing, aren't they?
That they can be
DeleteWhen heard by others near thee
Little winky just doesn't sound right and anything having to with poop is just not a tone of endearment to me:)
ReplyDeletePoop sure doesn't win
DeleteWhen taken for a spin