The cat just has to get this news out. It could help all that is about. I know I've shown one before. But this is sure one that beats everything at any shore. You need it now. It can really wow.
Friepitix is the name.
Saving lives is the game.
At least the game we tell.
But what the hell.
It cures the common cold.
Yep, a cure takes hold.
Friepitix does the trick.
Cures those sniffles some slick.
Friepitix is the future of pills.
So shell out those bills.
That is all I have to say.
Have a nice day.
May cause severe bleeding.
Don't take if breast feeding.
May cause heart attack or stroke.
Don't give to a high risk bloke.
May cause you to go blind.
May cause bleeding out your behind.
May cause your hair to thin.
In some cases baldness was given a spin.
May cause ear aches.
May give you the shakes.
May cause numbness in limbs.
At least during testing prelims.
May cause a migraine.
May cause other body pain.
May cause brain cell death.
May leave you with shortness of breath.
May cause blood clots.
May cause your body to hurt lots.
May cause bloating.
Also worth noting:
In some rare cases,
Rare as in only 1 in 50 faces,
Cancer of any part of the body may occur.
P.S. your words may also slur.
Should any of these symptoms show,
Take a few more pills to know.
No need to stop right away.
But seek a doctor some fine day.
Don't you want your bottle of Friepitix now? It can really wow. Just ignore that fine print. It is nothing but the likes of window tint. It is just there. Don't let it scare. For 1008 bucks a pill you can cure a cold that's run of the mill. In rare cases you may cause more severe stuff to occur. But don't let that ruffle your fur. We've got pills for that too. Got you covered every which way at your zoo. So trust me like you would a singing bass. Or maybe just blow your nose away from my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
Friepitix is the name.
Saving lives is the game.
At least the game we tell.
But what the hell.
It cures the common cold.
Yep, a cure takes hold.
Friepitix does the trick.
Cures those sniffles some slick.
Friepitix is the future of pills.
So shell out those bills.
That is all I have to say.
Have a nice day.
May cause severe bleeding.
Don't take if breast feeding.
May cause heart attack or stroke.
Don't give to a high risk bloke.
May cause you to go blind.
May cause bleeding out your behind.
May cause your hair to thin.
In some cases baldness was given a spin.
May cause ear aches.
May give you the shakes.
May cause numbness in limbs.
At least during testing prelims.
May cause a migraine.
May cause other body pain.
May cause brain cell death.
May leave you with shortness of breath.
May cause blood clots.
May cause your body to hurt lots.
May cause bloating.
Also worth noting:
In some rare cases,
Rare as in only 1 in 50 faces,
Cancer of any part of the body may occur.
P.S. your words may also slur.
Should any of these symptoms show,
Take a few more pills to know.
No need to stop right away.
But seek a doctor some fine day.
Don't you want your bottle of Friepitix now? It can really wow. Just ignore that fine print. It is nothing but the likes of window tint. It is just there. Don't let it scare. For 1008 bucks a pill you can cure a cold that's run of the mill. In rare cases you may cause more severe stuff to occur. But don't let that ruffle your fur. We've got pills for that too. Got you covered every which way at your zoo. So trust me like you would a singing bass. Or maybe just blow your nose away from my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
Ninja attack!!
ReplyDeleteOn a Monday
DeleteRare to be on display
It must be Wednesday!
DeleteHey, it is....
Ninja's doing the Monday is Wednesday biz
He switched it up
DeleteGiving Hank a hiccup
And it worked, too
DeleteScooby Doo!
Worked on out
DeleteNo copy and paste shout
No.#1
ReplyDeleteHank
Congrats Alex
DeleteA great attack!
Hank
Not sure how I did that!
DeleteSeconds in
DeleteFor the win
A great Monday morning read Pat. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
Glad it was grand
DeleteHere in my land
Friepitix isn't sold nearby. I guess I will just take the cat's word on it.
ReplyDeleteFor an extra $567,897 we'll ship it to you
DeleteComes in a shiny box too
Doesn't matter what the side effects could be, so long as it fixes that one thing!!! Or so they say. ;)
ReplyDeleteOr so they say indeed
DeleteAs more pills you need
Every time I see a commercial for drugs, that long list of warnings guarantees I never want to take them.
ReplyDeleteYep, no matter how fast they blurb through it
DeleteStill proves they aren't a hit
agreed! It always makes me laugh out loud.
DeleteLaugh one can do
DeleteWith them in view
I think its funny that a drug to make you feel better
ReplyDeletecarries a long list of things that could go wrong
who would ever want to take the medicines then
to try to make them strong?
betty
Doesn't seem like the smart way
DeleteAt the end of any day
''Tis better to find a natural remedy if possible, all those side effects are scary, I guess one has to explore all options.
ReplyDeleteYep, all options need to be thought
DeleteAnd then make your own decision to forward the plot
There really are pills for everything. I'm trying to learn as fast as I can--working at a doctor's office. Just trying to remember the names of these different meds might be the end of me lol
ReplyDeletehaha those big long names
DeleteAnd all their claims
Can be a mouth full indeed
To sit and read
A pill for a pill
ReplyDeleteNow ain't that a thrill
If you find yoursel worse
Take a ride in the hearse
Least keep the driver employed
DeleteAfter with you they toyed
A Share With Care!
ReplyDeleteSide effect's dare
A Friepitix
Cheap trick?
Had better beware
Hank
Beware indeed
DeleteWhat takes seed
I do think that is so true. All the side effects of any of these drugs are just the worst.
ReplyDeleteWorst than the cure
DeleteBut many fall for their allure
Whenever I see a drug advertisement on tv I listen for the possible side effects, which are often more frightening than what the medicine is supposed to be helping!
ReplyDelete~Jess
Yep, way worse off one would seem to be
DeleteAs they let the side effects fly free
You've got the whole Cover Your Ass thing down pat, Pat!
ReplyDeleteCovered it in every way
DeleteNo sun shining on my ass today
It's ridiculous how medications which are supposed to treat one issue, end up causing so many other problems.
ReplyDeleteYep, screws up 50 other things
DeleteWith more waiting in the wings
"May kill you."
ReplyDeleteis the last symptom on the list
But hey, you're worth the risk.
Yeah, give it a go
DeleteYou just never know
No additional pills for this old guy.
ReplyDeleteRight now there are too many that I buy.
My cupboards are filled with crazy pills
And I didn't realize I had so many ills.
I'm thinking these pills make some things worse.
My doctors visits are becoming a curse.
Big pharma must be paying them bribes
While all of them are playing with lives.
Should I quit pills? I'm kind of afraid
Because if I do I might end in the grave.
So what to do? Nothing I guess.
Just take my damn pills. Modern life is a mess.
Arlee Bird
Tossing It Out
A mess it is
DeleteWith the pill biz
Keep you in check
When really you're a wreck
Doctors get a % of each sale
So they will never fail
As there are kickbacks galore
By making you have your own store
But beat into the mind
While covering their behind
That you need or you could die
So trust the big pharma guy
Just about everything these days
ReplyDeleteCan leave you in a haze
No more processed anything
I'll just make homemade on the wing!
Processed is surely crap
DeleteBlew that off my map
Oh well. What are a few side effects?
ReplyDeleteTurning blue
Will not hurt you, will it?
Funny monday rhyme. Thanks for the chuckle
A little blue hue
DeleteCould be a trend that is new
LOL. I've always said the cures are often worse than the ailments!
ReplyDeleteYep, that they are
DeleteNot curing much at any sand bar
We always giggle when we hear the ling list of side effects like may cause you to poop yourself to death. No thanks!
ReplyDeleteYeah, death by crap
DeleteNot for this chap
The side effects for some of the medicines are worst than the ailment you're taking the pills for. lol
ReplyDeleteWhere are all those side effects that we actually want? May cause you to lose weight when eating chocolate cake? C'mon, I'm sure some scientist can come up with that one.
That would be a grand way
DeleteTo help out at many a bay
I always laugh when those commercials for medication go on and on about all of the side effects.
ReplyDeleteLast longer than the commercial ran
DeleteAs they show some person is a fan
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ReplyDeleteA mistake
DeleteYou did make
There's always a trade off isn't there?
ReplyDeleteNot always good
DeleteIn many a hood
orlin N cassie....thiz iz de trooth....N honest ta cod in all de seaz...
ReplyDeletewe reeded an ad once ...we think it waz for quit smokin...N one oh de side effectz read: may cauz death.... WTF...talk bout ironic ☺☺☺♥♥♥
Yeah, may as well smoke
DeleteTakes longer to end up a dead bloke
I love the commercials for anti-depressants which say that one of the side effects is that they may make you want to commit suicide. A bit counter-productive, if you ask me.
ReplyDeleteYep, but I guess they may perlong it
DeleteOr just get it over with in a single hit
Ah, commercials for medications are always so fun. Especially when they straight up say death could be a side effect. Or when the side effects are ever so much worse than what it's treating.
ReplyDeleteThey just make one shake their head
DeleteEspecially when they say you may wind up dead
at least Canada has better laws against Big Pharma. They're horrible here.
ReplyDeleteYep, better, not best
DeleteBut beats you guys and them being a pest
The doctor would give me a pill
ReplyDeleteHe told me my pain it would kill
The pill helped a lot
And comfort it brought
From pain that I got from his bill
The bill shall rise
DeleteGiving them first prize
We always laugh at the 1000 disclaimers at the end of adds. :)
ReplyDeleteThey put on every single thing
DeleteEven giving death a ring
Yep, sometimes medicine has bad side effects for sure.
ReplyDeleteBut it may also be what one needs for a cure.
Cure so few do
DeleteBut there are a few
The name has a good ring in it. :)
ReplyDeleteGreat ad. You should consider writing a jingle for commercials. :)
Would work for me
DeleteAs money would come to be
Haha, that long long long list of side effects is kinda fun :-) I don't mind minor ones but when they say pill could cause death, I would not wanna take the risk!
ReplyDeleteYeah, if it is just the runs
DeleteBut not if it is death by tons
The more I hear about drugs, the more I want to run far and fast!
ReplyDeleteThat seems to be the way
DeleteWith so many at play
Ahh, yes that long, long, long, long, long list of side effects which makes me think that if I take this I might morph into the Hulk, or worse...Liberace
ReplyDeletehaha Hulk would be a better win
DeleteCould do all bad guys in
I saw a commercial recently that would cure some minor ailment but you run the risk of developing IBD. The hell I go through with IBD made me wonder who in the #@$& would want to mess with trying to cure a minor ailment with that med only to develop an incurable disease? Some of those drug side effects are mind boggling!
ReplyDeleteYeah, soooo stupid with such crap
DeleteBut they are bought by many a dimwit chap
$1008??! What an interesting price, lol. Game sounds scary.
ReplyDeletelol just popped in
DeleteA price for the win
Might skip the Friepitix today... and maybe tomorrow as well.
ReplyDeleteAnd the day after that
DeleteTrust the cat