The cat wants to surprise all. I can do it at my hall. It is as easy as can be. One sure did it near me. The surprise was so grand. I have to give them a hand.
Surprises for you.
Surprises for me.
There are a few,
That come to be.
Boy, how times flies,
When you get a surprise.
You open your eyes.
Hairball...surprise?
Working each day.
Time never flies.
Go to get your pay.
Payroll error....surprise?
Go for a drive.
The sun's in your eyes.
You get out alive.
Car totaled...surprise?
You write a book.
Gets many cheery cries.
Computer dies at your nook.
Book lost....surprise?
Your neighbor is new.
He wears no disguise.
Eyes peeping on you.
His naked....surprise?
You visit the cat.
Finding me wise.
I chew the fat.
Nonsense given....surprise?
You had dinner.
Followed by pies
A sure fire winner.
Food poisoning...surprise?
You see a light.
Then big old eyes.
This can't be right.
You're dead....surprise?
Surprises are sought.
Surprises are great.
On second thought,
They may be second rate.
Don't you want to be surprised like that? Were you surprised over a rhyme from the cat? Not one bit? Damn, I need to find some surprising shit. I'll leave a hairball on your floor. You'll be surprised when you step in that at your shore. Surprisingly I gave sass. I'm such a surprising little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
Surprises for you.
Surprises for me.
There are a few,
That come to be.
Boy, how times flies,
When you get a surprise.
You open your eyes.
Hairball...surprise?
Working each day.
Time never flies.
Go to get your pay.
Payroll error....surprise?
Go for a drive.
The sun's in your eyes.
You get out alive.
Car totaled...surprise?
You write a book.
Gets many cheery cries.
Computer dies at your nook.
Book lost....surprise?
Your neighbor is new.
He wears no disguise.
Eyes peeping on you.
His naked....surprise?
You visit the cat.
Finding me wise.
I chew the fat.
Nonsense given....surprise?
You had dinner.
Followed by pies
A sure fire winner.
Food poisoning...surprise?
You see a light.
Then big old eyes.
This can't be right.
You're dead....surprise?
Surprises are sought.
Surprises are great.
On second thought,
They may be second rate.
Don't you want to be surprised like that? Were you surprised over a rhyme from the cat? Not one bit? Damn, I need to find some surprising shit. I'll leave a hairball on your floor. You'll be surprised when you step in that at your shore. Surprisingly I gave sass. I'm such a surprising little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
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ReplyDeleteIt's 9th in a row
DeleteNot to expect any dough!
Hank
Double digits soon
DeleteAt our sand dune
A Surprise For You...Maybe Two!
ReplyDeleteJust not to limit it to so few
Surprises are fun
To play on someone
So one should not end up so blue
Hank
Have to watch your step
DeleteAs some don't come with pep
I could do with a pleasant surpise.
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
Pleasant ones are nice
DeleteComing with no price
What the hell kind of surprises are those?
ReplyDeleteNever said they were good
DeleteAvoid them you should
Rather not be surprised by a naked neighbor because I'm sure it won't be a beautiful woman.
ReplyDeleteProbably an old fat guy
DeleteEver so not spry
Surprise, surprise, open your eyes
ReplyDeleteLook and listen and tell me no lies
What is it, Lassie, what do you say?
Timmy fell in the well, again today
They really need to cover that well
DeleteIt causes poor Timmy lots of hell
I often wished for a new neighbor man
ReplyDeletebut then if I had that in the can,
the new one might be worse
could even make me curse!
So I'll just take the one I have
since he gives us the occasional laugh. ha.
Sometimes we never know
DeleteHow a new one may go
Could very well be worse
And even more perverse
Don't like these kind of surprises
ReplyDeletesome of them fill me with dread
and some of them could
very well live me dead
betty
That they could
DeleteSurprised you would
The good surprises I like to do
ReplyDeleteOften as possible at my zoo
The good beats the bad
DeleteWhen surprises are had
I do not want a spider surprise in the shower
ReplyDeleteFinding cash in a coat pocket is a good surprise.
Being number one comment here would be a shocking surprise
That sure is a win
DeleteDon't worry, in a month you could give #1 a spin
Oh those wonderful unwanted surprises.
ReplyDeleteHave to hate those
DeleteAs they cause woes
I never have liked surprises. But those would not be nice surprises.
ReplyDeleteNone of them nice
DeleteEach with a price
"The baby's not actually yours... surprise!"
ReplyDeleteGive Maury a call
DeleteTo find out at ones hall
I'd love to get a surprise that includes finding a million in cash
ReplyDeleteThat would be grand
DeleteAlthough may be drug money at your land
Surprise... I sent the cops on my neighbor's butt
ReplyDeleteDid he like it, that stupid mutt?
Surprise... Blue is back on your mat
Was he missed by the rhyming Cat?
Hmm sent them on his butt?
DeleteThey do that over there at your hut?
He must be sore
Welcome back as you put away the snore
Sore I'm sure he is
DeleteDoing the cop butt bizzz
All your fault
DeleteAs he liked to pole vault
Surprises are good
ReplyDeleteSurprises are bad
Gifts of chocolate -
the best surprises I've had.
Gets you going
DeleteWith a chocolate showing
I would love to stick around but I am going to go chew some fat!
ReplyDeleteChew with delight
DeleteA surprise in sight
orlin N cassie.....de old P.O.S. computer we had yeerz ago pulled a... SURPRIZE.... on uz once... N died, fried N woodna reevive.... N de food gurl had just uploaded photoz sew her could tranzfer em two shutterfly.... and her had all reddy dee leeted em frum de camera ....her reel lee ...reel lee.... wanted ta take a hammerz two it...
ReplyDelete☺☺☺♥♥♥
haha that sucks a ton
DeleteWe'd also want to go on a smashing run
Excellent list of surprises!
ReplyDeleteTo scare
DeleteSo beware
I had one such surprise long ago. I was in my apartment, in my kitchen and looked out the window to another apartment and saw this naked lady making bacon and eggs. She never wore clothes and should have!
ReplyDeletehahaha a sight for the eyes
DeleteLook and surprise
Sometimes when I wake up in the morning,
ReplyDeleteI get out of bed, walk across the carpet, and without any warning,
Yep, I step in something soft and squishy,
The cat left me something and it wasn't a fishy,
But a good old hairball.
Thanks to you all.
The cats love to do that
DeletePat always has shoes on though where we are at
I for once would like a surprise birthday party
ReplyDeleteand not show up
haha leave them all there
DeleteSurprise is on them at your lair
A way to avoid all these scary surprises,
ReplyDeleteIs to lower expectations, then you'll be the wisest,
car crashed, lost job and my cat has the flu,
of course that happened, I knew it too.
That is a good way to keep at the ready
DeleteFor such surprises that come steady
The man had a weird dream one night
ReplyDeleteWhere cats talked to birds while in flight
And even a frog
Could speak to a hog
To which the man’s dog said yeah right
The dog knew more
DeleteA tale of lore
Uh, Pat, I don't think I want your surprises:)
ReplyDeleteI've heard horror stories about losing manuscripts on the computer. Yikes.
Yeah, that would sure suck indeed
DeleteBack up 10 times at ones feed
Ah Pat I have to say you always surprise me !
ReplyDeleteEven with zombie feet
DeleteIsn't that sweet?
These are not welcome surprises. Just like the pile of puke my dog left beside my bed last night. That's a gift I wish he would have kept to himself.
ReplyDeletehaha left it there for you to find
DeleteEase and convince from his behind
My surprise today
ReplyDeleteWas an internet crash
All to my dismay
The day went by in a flash.
I got little done
As far as on line.
Tweren't too much fun
But still I'm just fine.
I'm back on for now--
At least for tonight.
Hoping tomorrow
Things will still be alright.
Arlee Bird
Tossing It Out
A crash can suck
DeleteMay cost a buck
Don't pass it on
No screen of death shall dawn