The cat is here all the time. I have a daily chime. So should I say you can read it anytime, anywhere? Hmm, not unless I want to lie at my lair.
Anytime, anywhere.
That doesn't get a care.
No one gives it a second thought.
Except we see through its plot.
Watch, read, play.
All use it on display.
Commercials or ads.
Fun things or fads.
It's used a ton.
But they jumped the gun.
How is that?
Follow the cat.
You're in Timbuktu.
Try to read my zoo.
Whoops, no good.
Need a new hood.
You're out to sea.
You try to read me.
Whoops, not a chance.
Can't even get a glance.
You're high on a mountain top.
You want to leave a comment drop.
Whoops, no connection near,
As you freeze off your rear.
You're in outer space.
A new rhyme you want to embrace.
Whoops, NASA says Hell no.
You miss out at your show.
You're in a deep dark hole.
Criminal deeds were your goal.
But you still want a rhyme.
Whoops, you did the crime.
You have no dough.
No internet in tow.
Whoops, no can do.
But that you knew.
Anywhere, anytime.
A lying chime.
Has been proved.
Weren't you moved?
Moved to think there at your rink? Can't believe all. The cat proved it at his hall. Anywhere, anytime I'll rant away. Unless my tongue got chopped out at my bay and there was no computer on display. Then be screwed with my say. See? Anywhere, anytime is a lie. Proved by this rhyming guy. Now I'm done with my proof pass. No need to thank my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
Anytime, anywhere.
That doesn't get a care.
No one gives it a second thought.
Except we see through its plot.
Watch, read, play.
All use it on display.
Commercials or ads.
Fun things or fads.
It's used a ton.
But they jumped the gun.
How is that?
Follow the cat.
You're in Timbuktu.
Try to read my zoo.
Whoops, no good.
Need a new hood.
You're out to sea.
You try to read me.
Whoops, not a chance.
Can't even get a glance.
You're high on a mountain top.
You want to leave a comment drop.
Whoops, no connection near,
As you freeze off your rear.
You're in outer space.
A new rhyme you want to embrace.
Whoops, NASA says Hell no.
You miss out at your show.
You're in a deep dark hole.
Criminal deeds were your goal.
But you still want a rhyme.
Whoops, you did the crime.
You have no dough.
No internet in tow.
Whoops, no can do.
But that you knew.
Anywhere, anytime.
A lying chime.
Has been proved.
Weren't you moved?
Moved to think there at your rink? Can't believe all. The cat proved it at his hall. Anywhere, anytime I'll rant away. Unless my tongue got chopped out at my bay and there was no computer on display. Then be screwed with my say. See? Anywhere, anytime is a lie. Proved by this rhyming guy. Now I'm done with my proof pass. No need to thank my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
No.#1
ReplyDeleteHank
That's 2 in a row
DeleteTo just let it snow
Hank
Keep the snow
DeleteAt your show
Say it ain't so!
DeleteAin't so
DeleteSaid at my show
Great to read Pat, a real post to cheer a person.
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
Glad it is grand
DeleteHere in your land
Any Time, Any Where At Your Lair!
ReplyDeleteLost in space and not playing fair
When out at sea
And being free
Takes courage to accept the dare
Hank
That it will
DeleteGoing out for a thrill
The internet and connection keep us up to date most of the time.... except those times our calls drop lol.
ReplyDeletelol yep, never fully there
DeleteThat one has to be aware
I'm very nearly in Timbuktu but more remote!
ReplyDeleteDamn, that is bad
DeleteCould drive one mad
What would the Cat do if he lost Internet for a day?
ReplyDeleteTake a nap at our sea
DeletePost still runs from me
Unplugged = Freedom in my book!
ReplyDeleteDepends where you are though
DeleteIn the middle of the arctic, hell no
Live far remote I always say
ReplyDeleteWould bring one pleasure day by day
Live off the grid and get no bars
Communicate with just the stars
Then when shit hits the fan
DeleteYou may not like that ban
"You're high on a mountain top.
ReplyDeleteYou want to leave a comment drop.
Whoops, no connection near,
As you freeze off your rear."...
I think you write about me, Mr. Cat!
Imagine that!!!
haha just need a bike
DeleteAnd it would be life like
Can't believe all indeed:)
ReplyDeleteNot one bit
DeleteNo matter the hit
I am online or was that inline?
ReplyDeleteIn line with it
DeleteOr felined the hit
11, that's number 1 twice.
ReplyDeleteLiving at the edge of the universe, the internet don't always make it. Lol
One times two
DeleteDoesn't work for tops in view
Yep, screwed you'd be
If in the middle of the sea
The rules don't apply to me. I'm special. So number 1 two times in a row it will be.
DeleteGo for it
DeleteA double hit
Black holes do exist and they are in Justin TX. Hello. Hello. Anybody there?
ReplyDeleteStatic comes away
DeleteGet a bar? No way
I think I just broke the internets
ReplyDeleteDamn it still works
DeleteNo broken perks
I don't know what I would do without computer on display!
ReplyDeleteWould leave one a bit nuts
DeleteHave to get mutts lol
It would probably be difficult to get online in a Black Hole, too. So much for the any time, any place theory.
ReplyDeleteYep, one big lie
DeleteThat they let fly
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ReplyDeletehaha too bad the fish didn't get to see
DeleteCould find out that things are fishy from we
I'm only online at home. No cell phone do I have, so when I'm away it's a black hole for me.
ReplyDeleteBlack hole everywhere
DeleteCould make one swear
Connected most of the time with the internet and all
ReplyDeleteso no black holes in my neck of the woods
advantage for working at home
especially in this neighborhood
betty
Good to stay connected
DeleteAs it is detected
I once picked a fight
ReplyDeleteWith cat to prove mite
The truth came to light
When mouse caused a fright
Ran the other way
DeleteAt the end of the day
Hey as long as I have a phone
ReplyDeleteThe internet I can roam
Unless it's not charged
then there is no tone,,,
Not a thing
DeleteWon't even ring
I bought myself a cell phone for Christmas so I'd be in style.
ReplyDeleteI'm slowly learning how to use it, but it will take a while.
You'll get there
DeleteWith time to spare
Here sometimes is good but other we dont have internet by many reasons, anyway is the countryside .....
ReplyDeleteHugs!
The country can do that
DeleteAt ones plant
Have rant or a poem, you post anyway ~ Enjoy your week Pat ~
ReplyDeleteWill get it out
DeleteWith a rhyming shout
Lots of black holes where I live. My kids think they are going to go insane when they aren't connected.
ReplyDeleteHa ! Here happens the same with the kids !
Deletehaha can't do anything at all
DeleteWhen no connection comes to ones hall
With time, I am getting the hang of how much "connected" I am. It usually happens when one loses connectivity.
ReplyDeleteYep, when you lose
DeleteAway such thoughts will cruise
I would not suffer that's for sure
ReplyDeleteI might almost consider it a cure
Cos I might do more
Maybe I won't be such a bore.
I do like my blog though
And others and that suits me so
I'm ok with it as it is not on 24/7
When I read..I'm in heaven
Yeah, 24/7 would suck
DeleteOn that we too pass the buck
Truly, there is no more lie...
ReplyDeletethere is only 'alternative truth.'
Smiles.
That there is
DeleteIn about every biz
Technology and I have a difficult relationship! So anytime, anywhere doesn't always work for me. Guaranteed though, I'll play catch up when I get a chance. Wouldn't want to miss the Cat's daily dance!
ReplyDeleteCatch up when can come due
DeleteSure works for our zoo