Cassie and I were doing our thing, meaning we were resting at our wing. Then they came. It was like some game. They hopped on in. The invasion didn't make us grin.
Don't you love intruders when they come? Do you kick them out on their bum? That would be nice to do. But we may need opposable thumbs at our zoo. Instead I'll just give them a whack. That will keep them out of my shack. Now I'll go back to squirrel watching with Cass. He won't steal the pillow of my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
See? I was resting away.
Enjoying the day.
An ass pillow rest.
Then came the first pest.
Cassie likes him.
She must be dim.
We can't have that.
So says the cat.
He's just rude.
He's not getting my food.
I'll eat every bite.
I'm ready for a fight.
My cat tower too.
No sharing at our zoo.
Wait, what was that?
A bald cat?
Invader number two.
A mutt that is eww.
Stole my ass pillow as well.
This day went to hell.
Trying to claim it.
Can't have that shit.
I'll go bite his tail.
He ran away with a wail.
What has Cassie spotted?
A new foe has been plotted?
She sure wants him.
I think a visit would be grim.
Did you spot number three?
Now he's easy to see.
A visit from him would be fine.
He'd be a chew toy for the feline.
Could be worse.
Could be this curse.
We keep her away.
We never want to play.
Now excuse the cat.
I'll go back to watching that.
Pat really needs to shut the door.
That will stop intruders forevermore.
Don't you love intruders when they come? Do you kick them out on their bum? That would be nice to do. But we may need opposable thumbs at our zoo. Instead I'll just give them a whack. That will keep them out of my shack. Now I'll go back to squirrel watching with Cass. He won't steal the pillow of my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
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ReplyDeleteIt's now 6th in a row
DeleteEven though 1 min slow!
Hank
On a run
DeleteWith 6 now done
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ReplyDeleteApology for the repeat
DeleteCould be a wayward tweet
Hank
Phone got you
DeleteWith clone #2
Aewsom photo's Pat and an equally awesome ryhme.
ReplyDeleteGood reading on this dull Sunday morning.
Yvonne.
Glad it is grand
DeleteHere in my land
Cutest pictures with the rhyme
ReplyDeleteVisitors bring most confusing time
Stealing your ass pillow, is just rude
Tell em where to go, that nervy dude
He got chased away fast
DeleteAnd soon became a thing of the past
Invaders At Play Here Today!
ReplyDeleteWhoever allowed them to stay
No allowing food
Not in the mood
A quick exit order of the day
Hank
Chase them out the door
DeleteInvading no more
Weiner dogs rule! Sorry Cassie!
ReplyDeleteAss pillow? LOL, you crack me up, Pat!
lol the ass pillow is shared
DeleteFrom a bite to the butt the weiner dog was no spared
Squirrels used to drive my dog crazy, she was never fast enough to catch one
ReplyDeleteThey can sure be quick
DeleteGetting away some slick
Visitors are okay
ReplyDeleteIf they don't stay
Too long at my bay.
Betty
Yeah, chase them out the door
DeleteA visiting no more
No fair
ReplyDeleteSteal my chair
I got up for a snack
I will give you a whack
No I won't share
This is my lair
Invaders beware
Indeed. Do not disturb on a Sunday
Especially if I am reading
Cheers!
haha really like that chair
DeleteThere at your lair
We're kind of used to intruders here and it seems lately they've been staying!
ReplyDeleteYou've got a few new
DeleteAs they join the crew
Lots of bird and squirrel watching here
ReplyDeleteas they come from far and near.
Haven't had a four legged intruder in the house
except last year a little mouse.
It didn't have a chance...
only took one glance. ha.
haha not the brightest spot
DeleteTo go for a trot
Traps beware
All with claws at your lair
Love the lab
ReplyDeleteI'm sucker for these dogs...they are fab.
Are you dog sitting?
Your Cassi, I think, would rather see you knitting.
Dogs abound now at our sea
DeleteAt least for now for we
My son and his wife wanted to bring their two dogs when they came to visit. I thought it would send our cat over the edge, so I politely poo pooh'd the idea. ;)
ReplyDeletehaha that was probably a wise thing to do
DeleteAs the pups may have had fun with the cat at your zoo
Our cat would never appear if visitors, human or otherwise, stopped in her den. She'd hide until the peace returned.
ReplyDeleteThey hide for a bit
DeleteAnd then they'll come out with a hiss and spit
haha - thanks for the photos they brought a smile
ReplyDeleteand well, you know what I say smiles go miles...
Miles down the road
DeleteHopefully without a heavy load
One's gotta love these
ReplyDeleteWith pictures to please
Of kitties to tease
To hug and to squeeze
Or scratch and hiss
DeleteAs they won't like such bliss
Reminds me of when I was a kid and my parents would have their friends over along with their kids. Kids I didn't like and didn't want to share my things with. Always had to be polite all the while wishing the company would hurry up and get the hell out.
ReplyDeleteYep, we had a few of those too
DeleteWanting them to go at our zoo
It's always nice when new critters come to play or just be watched.
ReplyDeleteWatching they can do
DeleteOthers they may whack by the few
My recent invaders have been cows?
ReplyDeletePatties galore
DeleteOutside your door
You wtch like a pro
ReplyDeleteDid you know
At the Kitty Cat Show?
Watch and see
DeleteWhat comes to be
In the place to be
DeleteGuess I didn't win that spelling bee
Lost out on dough
DeleteOh no!