The Wabatat is back. Him and his spit attack. Don't you remember him? He spits on you and you get love on a whim. Yep, it's as easy as that. But let's not re-chew that fat.
Kiss anything.
Have many a fling.
Then go and tell.
Create one big yell.
Take a kiss.
Isn't it bliss.
Say it was musty.
Get hit with something rusty.
Take a kiss.
Back to bliss.
Say she's fat.
You got splat.
Take a kiss.
Something is amiss.
Say it's small.
He'll dash down the hall.
Curl your nose,
Not your toes.
Say there's a smell.
Raise a little hell.
One toe too big.
Dance a jig.
No kiss for you.
Maybe some fat to chew?
Say that's not needed.
Shouldn't be seeded.
Who needs the calories.
May only be able work jobs with small salaries.
Shout bingo.
Add some lingo.
Say you remember their name.
May piss off a dame.
Take the kiss,
But then you miss.
Bad breath you say.
Won't have a nice day.
Kiss and tell.
Raise some hell.
The day will see red.
Could end up on your death bed.
You humans should not kiss and tell. Isn't wabatat spit more swell? Some should know to keep their yap shut or they'll get snip snipped like a mutt. But then it can be fun to watch all run when a little telling is done. Do you kiss and tell where you dwell? A different kind of red may come in mass. Not one wanted anywhere near my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
Kiss anything.
Have many a fling.
Then go and tell.
Create one big yell.
Take a kiss.
Isn't it bliss.
Say it was musty.
Get hit with something rusty.
Take a kiss.
Back to bliss.
Say she's fat.
You got splat.
Take a kiss.
Something is amiss.
Say it's small.
He'll dash down the hall.
Curl your nose,
Not your toes.
Say there's a smell.
Raise a little hell.
One toe too big.
Dance a jig.
No kiss for you.
Maybe some fat to chew?
Say that's not needed.
Shouldn't be seeded.
Who needs the calories.
May only be able work jobs with small salaries.
Shout bingo.
Add some lingo.
Say you remember their name.
May piss off a dame.
Take the kiss,
But then you miss.
Bad breath you say.
Won't have a nice day.
Kiss and tell.
Raise some hell.
The day will see red.
Could end up on your death bed.
You humans should not kiss and tell. Isn't wabatat spit more swell? Some should know to keep their yap shut or they'll get snip snipped like a mutt. But then it can be fun to watch all run when a little telling is done. Do you kiss and tell where you dwell? A different kind of red may come in mass. Not one wanted anywhere near my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
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ReplyDeleteHank
No.#1 regained
DeleteRightly sane!
Hank
Back on top
DeleteOf the crop
Not a flop!
DeleteBeats kissing and telling
Or Kissing and yelling
That it may
DeleteAny old day
Kiss And Tell Where You Dwell!
ReplyDeletePretty good feelings and swell
Kiss and tell
No blackmail
Notorious for a real quick sell!
Hank
Could be quick
DeleteScrewed over some slick
Simply wonderful Pat.
ReplyDeleteI live in the UK.
That's what I say.
Living on the South Coast.
That I can boast.
Yvonne.
Glad it is grand
DeleteHere in my land
The day of the Saint to spread some love
ReplyDeleteFalls like the snow from somewhere up above
If you're a recluse, a wizard or a clown
Kiss Wabatat and remove that silly frown
Easy as can be
DeleteTo remove the spree
For hallmark day
Comes to play
Happy Valentine's Day Pat!
ReplyDeleteSame to you
DeleteWith a whoopdi do lol
Lol yeah I know
Deletebut, hope a happy day shows
We shall see
DeleteBut a mountain of snow causes no glee
lol I have more than I want to see
DeleteI wish the snow would go out to sea
Yep, damn crap is everywhere
DeleteCar is buried at our lair
Too many toads about, will stick to my frog princess!
ReplyDeleteMuch better way
DeleteAt the end of the day
I only kiss one and I never tell.
ReplyDeleteWay to be
DeleteNo wabatat spit for thee
I don't think anyone would be interested in my kiss and tell these days, but back in the day, it was ALL about the kiss and tell! We didn't have social media to amuse us!
ReplyDeletehaha had to get some gossip in
DeleteWith no social media spin
No kissing and telling here, that is for sure. Happy Valentine's day to you all.
ReplyDeleteCats are the easy way
DeleteCan tell them anything at ones bay
Happy Valentines Day Cat and Pat.
ReplyDeleteThe hallmark day
DeleteComes what may
Too old to kiss and tell
ReplyDeleteBut love is still swell :)
betty
Love that is swell
DeleteWorks its spell
I guess I shouldn't say
ReplyDeleteI got a kiss today!!!
A little telling
DeleteSure isn't too much spelling
Never tell
ReplyDeleteNever yell
One kiss in a rush
Where? I blush
Happy Valentine's Day
Blush you did
DeleteQuite the kiss bid
It sure is the day to pucker up!
ReplyDeleteMany pucker
DeleteSome a sucker
Have a nice day Pat/cat, I know you dont like Valentine's but spread some love is always nice!!
ReplyDeleteSpreading it around
DeleteIs nice to be found
Sometimes it's too late
ReplyDeletewhen you learn the kiss
was not worth the take
and you go home to wash your mouth out
really, really well for that mistake.
haha thankfully I haven't had that
DeleteOr my ocd would wash my mouth, stat
Happy Valentine's Day, Pat!
ReplyDeleteMay you avoid all unwanted kisses!
That we will
DeleteAs they don't thrill
Lots of good responses:)
ReplyDeleteHappy Day, Pat. No kissing and telling...okay, you can go ahead and tell us about it. grin.
haha they cat may tell
DeleteBut out Pat will never spell
Valentines is technically more Christian than Christmas and yet we don't see people trying to put Christ back in Valentines
ReplyDeleteHallmark has them all fooled
DeleteCan't let it be retooled
I don't think anyone cares who I should kiss,
ReplyDeletebut as a single girl, telling all my friends after I never did miss,
recounting the details of youthful fun,
is something I hope we all have done.
Sure has been done a time or two
DeleteAS one has told and heard a few
I better refrain from kissing sprees. I already found my frog :)
ReplyDeleteGot the frog in tow
DeleteNo need for another go
Don't kiss and tell. That's not very nice.
ReplyDeleteNot nice you say
DeleteCat wouldn't anyway
I love a good kiss
ReplyDeletethat I will tell
but I won't say where
TMI? please don't swear.
Happy Valentine's Day!
That's what I have to say:)
haha the cat won't swear
DeleteNever tmi at our lair
orlin N cassie....another one oh de bazillion wayz... bee in a cat rockz....
ReplyDeletewe dont give kizzez
& dont get em either
may bee bee coz
oh R fish breath....breether..... ☺☺☺
~~~~~ knot much rhymez with either ~~~
hay, happee heartz day oh lovez frum all oh uz two ewe any way ~~~~ ♥♥♥
Those fish can work
DeleteSure a non-kissing perk
I try not to kiss and tell, but on a rare occasion, a story is so interesting that it can't be helped!
ReplyDeleteJust wants to be told
DeleteAfter it takes hold
No kissing and telling here ~ Just eating and eating, how about that ~
ReplyDeleteJust don't get fat
DeleteAfter all of that
When wife sent her kisses my way
ReplyDeleteMy knowledge of language would stray
And reasons to brawl
Were hard to recall
For word yes was all I could say
Yes gave on in
DeleteAfter such a spin
Kisses are good, kisses are fun,
ReplyDeleteBe careful you don't catch a germ from one.
Yep, germs aplenty
DeleteWay more than twenty
I've been married too long to go around kissing and telling. Hell, even in my younger days I never kissed and told.
ReplyDeleteI did vaguely once in a blue moon
DeleteBut never as an online loon