A bit slow are you? Well many humans seem to be at their zoo. But that you knew. The cat just can't help telling you. What one is it today? I don't have any length of time to have my say.
Whoops, I was wrong.
I can sing a cheery song.
Those blue guys can join in.
Those movies were a sin.
Fall for the trap,
With the DK rap.
Maybe talk to inka dinka do.
But that few knew.
Have I proven it?
Yep, just a bit.
Proved also I'm full of it?
Yeah, I have such wit.
You can't hold it?
You're having a fit?
Not for any length of time?
Damn, ruined that chime.
You can't stand them?
You are spitting up phlegm.
You hate them that bad?
Not for any length of time at your pad?
You can't write?
Not day or night?
Not for any length of time?
Damn, by typing it you ruined the chime.
You can't exercise?
Is that wise?
Not for any length of time?
So you move less than a mime?
You can't talk?
Not even as you walk?
Not for any length of time?
Whoops, you said that chime.
You can't understand?
Damning my confusing land?
That will amuse.
I like to confuse.
For any length of time.
I'm in my prime.
At least for a time.
Now go kiss a mime.
How long did it take? Figure out the point I was trying to make? No? You failed? Damn, I bet it was nailed. You just have to take the time. Okay, I'll drop a dime. Even a millisecond counts as time, so you can't even fool a mime. The any length of time excuse doesn't fit. Maybe you can't do things for long before you take a hit. But you can do most things for some length of time. Even if you are a mime. I'll stop picking on humans and the mime mass. They may send killer mimes after my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
Whoops, I was wrong.
I can sing a cheery song.
Those blue guys can join in.
Those movies were a sin.
Fall for the trap,
With the DK rap.
Maybe talk to inka dinka do.
But that few knew.
Have I proven it?
Yep, just a bit.
Proved also I'm full of it?
Yeah, I have such wit.
You can't hold it?
You're having a fit?
Not for any length of time?
Damn, ruined that chime.
You can't stand them?
You are spitting up phlegm.
You hate them that bad?
Not for any length of time at your pad?
You can't write?
Not day or night?
Not for any length of time?
Damn, by typing it you ruined the chime.
You can't exercise?
Is that wise?
Not for any length of time?
So you move less than a mime?
You can't talk?
Not even as you walk?
Not for any length of time?
Whoops, you said that chime.
You can't understand?
Damning my confusing land?
That will amuse.
I like to confuse.
For any length of time.
I'm in my prime.
At least for a time.
Now go kiss a mime.
How long did it take? Figure out the point I was trying to make? No? You failed? Damn, I bet it was nailed. You just have to take the time. Okay, I'll drop a dime. Even a millisecond counts as time, so you can't even fool a mime. The any length of time excuse doesn't fit. Maybe you can't do things for long before you take a hit. But you can do most things for some length of time. Even if you are a mime. I'll stop picking on humans and the mime mass. They may send killer mimes after my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
I can't talk and text simultaneously for any length of time, or I'll inevitably start typing the words I'm saying.
ReplyDeletelol practice and you may not
DeleteOr you may end up with a weird plot
I'm certainly slow, all behind.
ReplyDeleteI've had troubles with Google.
So today I'm catching up,
With the enevitable struggle.
Yvonne.
Google likes to be a pain
DeleteAt any old lane
Length And Time For A Chime!
ReplyDeleteNot any time is it a crime?
And have your say
Whatever you may
Keep it short should be fine!
Hank
Short and sweet
DeleteCan be neat
I'm more behind than slow thank you very much.
ReplyDeleteYou do have to slow down and decide what you do want to do
Time moves with or without us.
Time will keep on keeping on
DeleteSo have to do what one wants to dawn
If you really want to do something, you'll make the time.
ReplyDeleteThat you will
DeleteAnd not make excuses to foot the bill
I seriously get tired of people who tell me how busy they are! Don't have time = Dont want to!
ReplyDeleteThat is what it means
DeleteIn every persons screens
I'm pretty busy with my napping schedule!
ReplyDeleteNeed a good nap
DeleteFor any old chap
Some are busy all day long
ReplyDeleteShine and polish like a song
Others sit and take a pose
Up their nose with a rubber hose
Organize and do it now
Enunciate and say "brown cow."
Brown or blue
DeleteCan get to you
Or you to it
Brown like shit
Nuts abound
Better off with a hound
Time does go incredibly fast
ReplyDeleteon the weekends at least to me
wish it was like that at the workplace
than that would give me great glee!
betty
Yeah, that would be grand
DeleteGet through the 9-5 land
Time flies
ReplyDeletewhen you blink your eyes!
Could do with a bit extra
so I can write more than just texts!
That would be nice
DeleteNo texts to entice
I can always count on coming here and leaving with a smile
ReplyDeleteGlad it is fun
DeleteAs a rhyme is done
Take the time and as Shia LaBeouf says, "Just do it!"
ReplyDeleteDidn't Nike say it first
DeleteShia is the worst
Finding time? Can you really find time as time is now? So, if you don't do it now, will you do it tomorrow, wait tomorrow never comes as then it is today, will you do it today is the question? Now, I am talking in circles.
ReplyDeleteCongrats on the new release! I just saw it on your sidebar..Let me buy you a drink of your choice..water for you something stronger for me in the place to be...
Circles you go
DeleteTime to and fro
Or fro and to?
Time has got you
Wins in the end
A timely trend
Water works
Has its perks
As I stuck up Book 8
A fine fate
Always take time for friends, family, and nature. And reading.
ReplyDeleteTime is relative
Happy Sunday and too much time spent on football ( but there will be snacks!)
Relative it is
DeleteWith the timely biz
Blah to football
You can have it all
I've heard that the only time we have is "this minute."
ReplyDeleteThe last minute is past; the next minute hasn't arrived.
So we should enjoy this very minute, before it's gone.
Minute by minute, day by day
DeleteTime can sure fly away
DK! Donkey Kong!!
ReplyDeleteThe leader of the bunch
DeleteThat's my hunch
My hubby always says, "I don't have time"
ReplyDeleteI tell him that comment is a crime.
One just has to find a way
To find the time, you'll have a better day.
Yep, that one has to do
DeleteJust an excuse, through and through
Clue to this rhyme
ReplyDeletestill doesn't chime
solution to crime
need some more time
Find it and win
DeleteA timely spin
This made me feel guilty for being sedentary because I've got pneumonia. XD
ReplyDeleteWell that is a good excuse
DeleteBlah to germs in use
Time flies. Use it wisely. Half of my weekend is spent sleeping and it's a good way to use time, right? :-)
ReplyDeleteKeeps you energized for the other half too
DeleteSo a win at your zoo
I can't take it any more
ReplyDeleteThe Patriots got the last score
Trump's team pulled ahead
What's is store, I do dread.
Trump seems to come up roses
DeleteWith his Oompa Loompa poses
Sometimes I feel like the white rabbit. No time, can't be late. I always seem to have an important date.
ReplyDeleteAlways something to do
DeleteRunning around at your zoo
I am really bad at doing more than one thing at a time. But when it comes to focusing on one thing single handedly, I am really really really really great at getting distracted by something else.
ReplyDeleteI wonder how many people are like that.
haha screwed either way
DeleteThere at your bay
I may not use time efficiently, but I'm sure having a lot of fun. I am grateful for the gift of every day.
ReplyDeleteFun to be had
DeleteIs the best at any pad
As long as one has dough
And not to the street corner they go