The nuts are still here giving a cheer. Or maybe it's a crazy squawk. It wouldn't surprise me with the way they talk. Would it surprise you? Yeah, I doubt it at my zoo.
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Umm okay. Who searches just that and finds my bay?
rat sex
Mary Kirkland fans are back. Hmm, maybe it was her at her shack?
gigantic anime tit squeezing
Is animated all you can muster? Damn, that has to lose it's luster.
Cassie crow feathers
Cassie ate a crow? That I didn't know.
My way home today
How do I know? Don't run over a toe.
Meowwwww tweetie
Wrong thing. Need a tweet fling.
Animals rights right
So no left ones? That could give some the runs.
Anti PC rants
The Blue Guy has a few. I'm sure I do too.
My home burnt my chair
Now that takes skill. Haunted house on a hill?
Profanity Granny Swearing
I think the first word covers that. No need to get redundant where you're at.
Dark green eyes are on me
Did they pop out and make you shout?
My nanny wore at me
I sense a theme. Maybe it's a dream.
Nanny swearing at kid
Nope, not a dream. Guess he/she got no ice cream.
Make diddle in hay
Could get itchy. May end up twitchy.
And the winner this time has a fun chime. Fun for them maybe. I don't even want to wonder what they did see. At least zombie feet is about the worst here. This could bring some fear.
A little experimenting at their sea? Damn, now that is as weird as can be. Who would even attempt that? Think it was lube where they were at? That has been done. The Redneck gave that a run. And so ends this search engine pass of the nuts that find my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
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Umm okay. Who searches just that and finds my bay?
rat sex
Mary Kirkland fans are back. Hmm, maybe it was her at her shack?
gigantic anime tit squeezing
Is animated all you can muster? Damn, that has to lose it's luster.
Cassie crow feathers
Cassie ate a crow? That I didn't know.
My way home today
How do I know? Don't run over a toe.
Meowwwww tweetie
Wrong thing. Need a tweet fling.
Animals rights right
So no left ones? That could give some the runs.
Anti PC rants
The Blue Guy has a few. I'm sure I do too.
My home burnt my chair
Now that takes skill. Haunted house on a hill?
Profanity Granny Swearing
I think the first word covers that. No need to get redundant where you're at.
Dark green eyes are on me
Did they pop out and make you shout?
My nanny wore at me
I sense a theme. Maybe it's a dream.
Nanny swearing at kid
Nope, not a dream. Guess he/she got no ice cream.
Make diddle in hay
Could get itchy. May end up twitchy.
And the winner this time has a fun chime. Fun for them maybe. I don't even want to wonder what they did see. At least zombie feet is about the worst here. This could bring some fear.
Super Glue Closed My Ass
A little experimenting at their sea? Damn, now that is as weird as can be. Who would even attempt that? Think it was lube where they were at? That has been done. The Redneck gave that a run. And so ends this search engine pass of the nuts that find my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
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ReplyDeleteThe 8th in a row
DeleteWith a boat to row!
Hank
Row away
DeleteThrough each day
The UK Medical profession I'm still fighting.
ReplyDeleteThey are "Nutcases" in my mind.
I can't get medication for my on going illness.
Because they say I haven't got it I find.
Yet I was diagnosed with Epilepsy 34 years ago.
I have to "Grin and bear" my seizures which is a danger I know.
Loved the verse Pat. plenty of nuts around apart from the nuts on trees.
Yvonne.
Sounds like nuts there
DeleteThey are everywhere to spare
Might need to see a doctor about that super glue...
ReplyDeleteSome places it shouldn't go
DeleteSuper glue can be a foe
Super glue? Yikes!
ReplyDeleteCongrats on the shout out over at Alex's.
Yeah, scary indeed
DeleteThanks as it took seed
Yup, we have to agree, that super glue does not sound like a fun thing to do.
ReplyDeleteA scary sight
DeleteTo take flight
Makes me not want to have super glue here
ReplyDeletethe things that can be done with it, I fear
betty
All fear
DeleteWith it near
Round Fifty Five Takes A Dive!
ReplyDeleteLooking around to get to jive
Search engine nuts
Are a roaring glut
Super glue gets them stuck alive
Hank
Stuck in a rut
DeleteMaybe unable to sit on their butt
And just exactly what were they doing
ReplyDeleteWith super glue in that area spewing?!?
Don't want to know
DeleteBut you can find out at your show
Nuts are out with all the tools
ReplyDeletePay no attention to the rules
Crows and bows and glue and tweet
Nothing finer can be beat
Finer they may be
DeleteIf one is on a nutty spree
Ok....you ended this display with the winner...or the loser as it all depends on how one looks at this. Im just not sure why someone would glue their ass...too much gas?
ReplyDeleteThen the gas would build on up
DeleteThat could be a hiccup
iOh no, not the glue bottom shuffle!
ReplyDeleteA shuffle along
DeleteAll kinds of wrong
Fingers fly to find you
ReplyDeleteOthers get stuck by glue
Wacky stuff
They that do
DeleteThe nuts shine through
I must admit, that's the first time, I've heard of super glue being used for that:)
ReplyDeleteI've heard it used on the other side
DeleteNot the other side that opens wide
Oh no! I won't be able to use super glue without picturing that in my head! :-)
ReplyDeletehaha forever stuck in your head
DeleteThanks to some nut putting that to bed
My MIL once thought super glue was her eye drops. Don't ask.
ReplyDeleteDamn, that would be awful to use
DeleteAlthough watching might amuse
orlin N cassie
ReplyDeletewe iz tryin ta think oh sum thin clever ta rite; but we iz CRACKIN UP bout de gloo one....noe crack punz inn tended ~~~~~ ☺☺☺♥♥♥
haha cracked on through
DeleteWith a crack pun or two
Super Glue has a variety of uses, some not so good.
ReplyDeleteSome can be scary
DeleteMaking things hairy
Hey now hey now, I was not searching 'rat sex', not me. How that search ended on your blog just boggles the mind. Oh and your not supposed to use super glue...there. lol
ReplyDeletelol rat sex wasn't you?
DeleteYeah, best to avoid the super glue
I was going to say, more like Mary's place for that.
ReplyDeleteBut they found we
DeleteWhy, beats me
I never posted about rat sex. LOL That search won't lead to me.
Deletehaha she is sure denying a ton
DeleteMaybe she protests too much under her sun
Super glue? Sounds painful.
ReplyDeleteSure have some stick
DeleteNo matter how ick
The lovers were really a sight
ReplyDeleteTheir kiss lingered way into night
But now they both knew
That their love was true
And warning on glue it was right
Stuck as one
DeleteSadly, it's really been done
There's just some places and some things that super glue should just never be used on. :)
ReplyDeleteSome places it shouldn't go
DeleteThat is something all clearly don't know
The PC BRigade can stuff it deep
ReplyDeleteThey're no different from that neighbor creep
So it is
Doing the anti PC biz
They can pound sand
DeleteEven if they find it grand
So true
DeleteScooby Doo!
A scooby snack
DeleteThey may lack
The super glue one... I'll give you a story that reminds me of....
ReplyDeleteWhen I was about 9, I was at my best friends house. We were always playing mean pranks on her little brother, who was probably 7 or 8 then. He was still fast asleep in bed, and we got the idea that it would be funny to nail polish his butt crack closed. Needless to say, he woke up not a happy camper. Thinking back, that was a pretty mean thing to do, but my god, it was freaking hilarious in my 9 year old mind.
hahahaha that would be rather fun in a 9 year old mind
DeleteBut so mean thinking now what you did to his behind