The cat is glad we got out of that last place. It was becoming a crowded space. Not really crowded for me. But annoying as can be. A bum moved in. That is a sin.
Hey neighbor, how are you?
A greeting to come due.
A grunt they got.
The feeling we caught.
Do you have this?
It must cause bliss.
Can I borrow it?
Soon took the hit.
Pat said no,
And away he did go.
No to the do we have it.
Ended that asking fit.
But then you'd hear,
Just perk up an ear,
Hey neighbor, how are you?
And the same shit came due.
Bugged one and all,
Out in the hall.
If he heard them coming,
That same crap he kept humming.
Yep, he'd open his door.
Couldn't sneak by at your shore.
Like he was staring out the peep hole.
Maybe a peeper is his goal?
Peeper in training.
A bummer who's draining?
Draining all of their stuff.
Never getting enough.
A pack rat maybe?
Hoarding others stuff with glee.
Beats the heck out of me.
Never got a thing from our sea.
Can we have that back,
Heard at my shack.
Some fools gave in.
He must have thought that a win.
No! I'm not done.
I'm still having fun.
I'll get it back soon.
Yeah, and I'm a raccoon.
Ever have neighbors like that? Get suckered in where you're at? Some people are just annoying as can be. Scam artist wannabes that make me flee. Neither a borrower or a lender be. That works for our sea. Especially with idiots like that. They can be peed on by the cat. On neighbors we'll take a pass. They can stay far far away from my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
Hey neighbor, how are you?
A greeting to come due.
A grunt they got.
The feeling we caught.
Do you have this?
It must cause bliss.
Can I borrow it?
Soon took the hit.
Pat said no,
And away he did go.
No to the do we have it.
Ended that asking fit.
But then you'd hear,
Just perk up an ear,
Hey neighbor, how are you?
And the same shit came due.
Bugged one and all,
Out in the hall.
If he heard them coming,
That same crap he kept humming.
Yep, he'd open his door.
Couldn't sneak by at your shore.
Like he was staring out the peep hole.
Maybe a peeper is his goal?
Peeper in training.
A bummer who's draining?
Draining all of their stuff.
Never getting enough.
A pack rat maybe?
Hoarding others stuff with glee.
Beats the heck out of me.
Never got a thing from our sea.
Can we have that back,
Heard at my shack.
Some fools gave in.
He must have thought that a win.
No! I'm not done.
I'm still having fun.
I'll get it back soon.
Yeah, and I'm a raccoon.
Ever have neighbors like that? Get suckered in where you're at? Some people are just annoying as can be. Scam artist wannabes that make me flee. Neither a borrower or a lender be. That works for our sea. Especially with idiots like that. They can be peed on by the cat. On neighbors we'll take a pass. They can stay far far away from my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
Ninja attack!
ReplyDeleteat the cat's shack...
DeleteSome days it pays to be running behind. And I even hit the right punctuation this time.
DeleteGot on in
DeleteFor the win
While late
For the 9-5 gate
Ninja's Wednesday attack
DeleteHe is back
On the top
DeleteNot a wed flop
Haha ! Believe me cat I have some really crazy neighbors !
ReplyDeletexo
Crazy in a bad way?
DeleteFrom them I'd stay
When I was younger, yes, neighbors would borrow things and not always return them promptly. (My neighbors and friends here are all really cool about borrowing though.)
ReplyDeleteAttacking people as they creep by his door - like Louis Tully in Ghostbusters.
haha that is exactly it
DeleteHe'd attack them with a Tully type fit
The Neighbor Nut In A Rut!
ReplyDeleteGrinning with you off-guard
Takes but never return
Doesn't register concern
Better than quarrelsome 'smarts'
Hank
Smarts they don't have indeed
DeleteQuarrelsome some can make one at their feed
We've had so weird neighbors over the years. It's hard to hide from the apartment peepers!
ReplyDeleteYep, can be hard to hide
DeleteAs they sure gawk with pride
fences make good neighbors. No problems in my hood
ReplyDeleteBig ones do
DeleteNothing to view
Lucky me at my sea
ReplyDeleteGood neighbors on all sides of me
That is grand
DeleteAt your land
A peeper in training, oh what a blast
ReplyDeleteGet his diploma for peeps in the past
He's first in his class, a real charming dude
He'll teach you to peep if you're in the mood
And then he'll scoff
DeleteAnd won't get you off
When you peep like a newbie
And end up in the shoe-ee
I only see my neighbors like once in a blue moon. I like it
ReplyDeleteWould be fine by me too
DeleteHere at my zoo
Ha! That sounds like the worst. I don't think I have to remind you about the crazy neighbors I've had over the years, but currently, I live next to a lady who offers nothing more than a polite nod whenever we cross paths. I've never spoken to her. I don't even know her name.
ReplyDeleteShe's the best damn neighbor I've ever had.
Nothing wrong with that neighbor at all
DeleteA nod and keep on having a ball
Neighbors can be great or an annoyance. Sounds like you had an annoying one.
ReplyDeleteYep, the latter it was
DeleteWith eyes all abuzz
We often wish we were further away from our neighbors!
ReplyDeleteWould be nice to be further from some
DeleteEspecially those that bum
I have some not so nice neighbors and wish they would move away but the next people might be worse. Guess you have a not so nice neighbor too.
ReplyDeleteYeah, could always get worse
DeleteEven if the current ones make you curse
Must be related to my Mr. Neighbor Man.
ReplyDeleteMaybe part of the same clan!
He went to Florida for a month
at least he was gone and Florida is a hunch.
It was sad last week when he returned, though.
We wish a permanent move would show!
haha then what would you do
DeleteWith no tidy whities in view?
Or a peeper with your feet
As you stink them in the sink for a treat
I'm all behind today for reason I won't go into.
ReplyDeleteGreat post Pat.
Yvonne.
Glad it is grand
DeleteHere in my land
orlin N cassie....we haz lived... wear we haz lived for sum kinda yeerz...ewe noe uz N math....N we still due knot noe most oh de peepulz round heer...they iz knot much inta friend lee nezz... which iz OH KAY with uz !!!!!! ☺☺☺♥♥♥
ReplyDeleteThat works for us too
DeleteDon't need to know a few
My neighbors you know about
ReplyDeleteThey love to moan and shout
The previous one was worse
Combining a hump with a curse
So one borrowed a thing, though
At the blue guy show
I would have given them a boot
Or a sandwich sprinkled with soot
No is a great word, all right
Especially in the middle of the night
They can just eat a fly
And say goodbye.
No works
DeleteHas all the perks
All they get from me
Never lend at our sea
So they can take the kite
And let it take flight
Fly with it to the moon
There they can mate with a baboon
Won't ever lend again
DeleteWomen or men
Good way to be
DeleteNever do such a spree
Ha, I don't know my neighbors well....
ReplyDeleteperhaps a good thing! Smiles!
Probably wise
DeleteDon't look them in the eyes
My neighbor was acting bizarre
ReplyDeleteHis screams could be heard near and far
Though new blood we’d “git”
He still raised a fit
The day that I hit him with car
Damn, poor car
DeleteNow the door is stuck ajar
I subscribe to the good fences make good neighbors way of living. My husband will get chatty with them, then wonders why they always want him to pick up their mail, take out their trash, do this, do that when they are on vacation. I keep to my self so they don't ask me.
ReplyDeleteThe fences routine sure is best
DeleteKeeps them all from being a pest
We are usually the neighbors from hell
ReplyDeletewith the loud music, barking dog, and this and that
but now we have toned down a bit
and that is a good thing and not sad!
betty
haha those kind of neighbors were you
DeleteAs the music came due
Sounds like your move went well
ReplyDeleteand no idiot beside you which is swell.
I have a few fruit flies where I live
I avoid them and there is nothing I will give.
Those are the kind
DeleteThat one must pay no mind
I'm lucky, I guess! My neighbors are the best!
ReplyDeleteGood way to be
DeleteRare at many a sea