Well at the other sea the cat watched a new car buy come to be. Buy I guess is not the case as the loans come at a steady pace. Isn't it sad the crap they add?
Look at this fancy one.
Hear it purr just for you.
She will get any job done.
And she's brand spankin new.
You can hop on in.
Go get behind the wheel.
Take her for a spin.
I'll make you a great deal.
There is no rust on her.
Not even a scratch.
Doesn't she just purr?
You two are a perfect match.
That color is you.
It matches your eyes.
You are one from two.
I tell you no lies.
That is the price.
The one that is stated.
No need to roll the dice.
You two are fated.
Come to my office.
It's right back here.
Let's keep others off us.
Close the door to all near.
Now here's the nitty gritty.
It's just a bit of fine print.
You'll love this in the city.
It's windows have a tint.
Sign here, here and here.
And here, use my pen.
You have nothing to fear.
No, this isn't in Yen.
This is the final price.
You got warranty and stuff.
I was being so nice,
I gave her plenty of fluff.
She's all yours now.
Enjoy her and the toys.
Hey, don't have a cow.
The other fees are background noise.
Sounds like marriage a bit except you can't swap spit. Ever get a good deal? Have you spun the wheel? Surely get screwed in the end. That is the car buying trend. Ever met a good car salesperson at your sea? One that wasn't out to get thee? May be one or two in the mass. Although there are still doubts from my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
Look at this fancy one.
Hear it purr just for you.
She will get any job done.
And she's brand spankin new.
You can hop on in.
Go get behind the wheel.
Take her for a spin.
I'll make you a great deal.
There is no rust on her.
Not even a scratch.
Doesn't she just purr?
You two are a perfect match.
That color is you.
It matches your eyes.
You are one from two.
I tell you no lies.
That is the price.
The one that is stated.
No need to roll the dice.
You two are fated.
Come to my office.
It's right back here.
Let's keep others off us.
Close the door to all near.
Now here's the nitty gritty.
It's just a bit of fine print.
You'll love this in the city.
It's windows have a tint.
Sign here, here and here.
And here, use my pen.
You have nothing to fear.
No, this isn't in Yen.
This is the final price.
You got warranty and stuff.
I was being so nice,
I gave her plenty of fluff.
She's all yours now.
Enjoy her and the toys.
Hey, don't have a cow.
The other fees are background noise.
Sounds like marriage a bit except you can't swap spit. Ever get a good deal? Have you spun the wheel? Surely get screwed in the end. That is the car buying trend. Ever met a good car salesperson at your sea? One that wasn't out to get thee? May be one or two in the mass. Although there are still doubts from my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
Ninja attack!
ReplyDeleteAttacked on in
DeleteFor a Thursday win
Dear Lord... Monday... Wednesday.... and now Thursday? That ninja is on a roll.
Delete3 out of seven ain't bad
Delete4 more to be had
That's as true as gold
DeleteOr so I'm told
Gold be nice
DeleteWith no price
I don'y drive Pat, but loved the verse.
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
Glad it is grand
DeleteHere in my land
The ones who annoy me don't get my business. Neither do the ones who won't match what I offer. Yeah, I'm a tough customer.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations on the new wheels.
Yep, the annoying ones can pound sand
DeleteA tough customer is the way to be at ones land
They say we are known by what we drive
ReplyDeleteIt's apparent for this, I do not strive
As long as it runs, hey, I'm OK
Like the old saying, you get what you pay
Yep, as long as it goes
DeleteAnd causes no woes
We are good
Here in our hood
The Sidebars Of Cars!
ReplyDeletePut up with the farce
Buying new
None so few
Rough use would not last
Hank
Rough will make them splatter
DeleteFalling off the platter
Such a game to buy a car
ReplyDeleteHave to be prepared to walk
If the salesman
Does not do the right talk
Betty
Yep, have to run away
DeleteTell them to have a nice day
Such a good earl was made on mine
ReplyDeleteI really made the salesman whine
First customer for a new ownership
Make the sale, give her no lip
I walked away smiling a happy as can be
Still driving that dream on year 20 nearly
Deal, not earl
DeleteUnnoticed auto correct is such a pearl
Sounds like a grand deal
DeleteAs it still spins its wheel
Autocorrect can stuff it
But can be fun with its correct bit
New car smell
ReplyDeleteSure is swell
In debt we dwell
Help the economy go far
Buy a car
Keep it going
DeleteAnd the bank managers pockets growing
I was looking for a used car years ago and the car the salesman was trying to sell me wouldn't even start because they had no gas in it. I got out of the car and walked off the lot, all the while the guy was yelling at me to come back. LOL
ReplyDeletelol yep, that and a dead battery can kill a sale
DeleteOne big instant fail
New wheels are always fun, except when the head to the Vet place!
ReplyDeleteYeah, taking anyone there
DeleteWould sure make us swear
I remember the days when you could buy a basic car! Gosh, I now feel so very old.
ReplyDeleteNo basic anymore
DeleteAll kinds of crap of lore
I see people every day
ReplyDeletewilling to pay
for 8 long years
which bring on tears.
we have a Honda Civic
1998 and it does the trick.
Nothing fancy and that's OK
still going strong and 0 monthly to pay:)
0 monthly sure is the way
DeleteScrew any car payments to pay
I've never had a car payment over my head,
ReplyDeleteJust bought used cars flat out, instead of that dread,
though a nice shiny new car would be quite nice,
I'm happy to not have another financial vice.
That is sure the best way to be
DeleteOne less financial vice hanging over thee
orlin N cassie; de salez doodz R az crazed az de mechanix.....take de car in fora oil change N sudden lee de entire tranzmizzion haz gone ta hell ina hand baskit..☺☺☺♥♥♥
ReplyDeleteYep, they are so full of shit
DeleteWe roll our eyes at it
And that's why I don't go to car dealerships. lol
ReplyDeleteA fine place to run from
DeleteAnd not be a chum
Fancy a car?/Travelling far?/I'll make you an offer/But you will go without supper! :-)
ReplyDeleteGreetings from London.
That you will
DeleteAfter you foot this bill
The last time we bought a car, we found it online. Called the dealer, told him we were on the way. Called again about 20 minutes before we got there, he says everything is ready for us to sign on the dotted line. After 3 hours in the car to get there, we come in and get told we need to wait for that sales person to be available to speak to us. Half hour later he says he just sold the car to someone else. WTF!? I seriously hate sleazy car salesman. However, we found the same car a little closer for several thousand less, so I guess it all worked out in the end, but still. Bullshit move on that car dealership.
ReplyDeleteDamn, that doesn't bring forth repeat business at all
DeleteEventually things will stall
Then no business will come
Some people are dumb
Oh yeah, nothing more fun than buying a car. Cough cough. Hack hack. Give me a minute to spit up that hairball.
ReplyDeleteAim for the loo
DeleteThe garbage can works too
Buy local, buy from an honest person you know, and take a ride for a long time.
ReplyDeleteHonest you say?
DeleteThose can be hard to find at any bay
What... no swapping spit?
ReplyDeleteNot even a little bit?
Spit may cause some rust
Or would that be um lust?
Ha my car's a piece of junk
You should see the trunk
Or the tail or the wheel
Still beats a blue meal
Yep, mine's junk too
DeleteBut goes at our zoo
So that works
Spittle in some cases has perks
I've had pretty good luck with car dealers. If any of them ticked me off, I just left without buying.
ReplyDeleteWay to be
DeleteWalk away and not let them bother thee
Not like marriage noo.....because you can always trade the car back.ha..ha.. Its very expensive to buy one, yikes ~
ReplyDeletehaha can always get an upgrade
DeleteAnd no divorce with your trade
Always best to shop around
ReplyDeleteall over town
and online, too
so you know what to do.
Knowledge is power
so you don't cower.
Salesmen can be cruel
as over your money they drool!
That they do
DeleteSeen it up close at my zoo
As I know all the inner workings now
After I gave this post a meow
You'll see why
When in a month 24 posts fly
Wife wanted a car that was new
ReplyDeleteBut used was the best I could do
When yelling was through
This fact remained true
That used car was new car to you
New in the end
DeleteSo buck the trend
Hahaha, I love the color matches your eyes part. Fun rhyme! =-)
ReplyDeleteA little match
DeleteCan secure the latch
I usually drive mine until it dies
ReplyDeleteDid that to one
DeleteKept it until it wouldn't run
I loved the color/eyes part too. I didn't trust this one! I hold onto cars a long time too.
ReplyDeleteHold on and save your dough
DeleteUnless with repairs every other week you go
Still don't drive and suffer from passenger rage too!
ReplyDeletehaha need a brake on your side
DeleteTo have a less rage-y ride