The cat turns 8 today. That makes me close to 50 the vet posters say. The fatter you are the older you are. That's what the poster says anyway at their sand bar.
The cat won't conform to old age. Is 50 still old at any page? Beats the heck out of me. The cat still runs around with glee. I put the boots to the mutt too at the other zoo. So 8 years have come to pass. Here's to another 8 more for my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
I should be doing this.
Not giving off a hiss.
Just sitting away.
Staring with no say.
Still staring out.
What's that about?
Old age is grand.
All you do is stare at the land.
Find a comfy blanket.
Then just plank it.
Stare some more.
A staring encore.
Turn your head.
Prove you aren't dead.
Look this way and that.
But don't chew the fat.
Stare wider.
Maybe at a spider.
But don't move anywhere.
Too old at your lair.
Tilt you head a bit.
Continue the staring shit.
Act like it interests you.
Then find another to view.
Do a fake stare.
Don't go anywhere.
Just stare and sleep.
Old age is so deep.
Remember to stare and drink.
From bowl or sink.
Drink so you can lay.
There is where you stay.
Act innocent too.
No matter what you do.
That staring is hard on the eyes.
Plus you have to act wise.
Pffft to all of that.
I'll still be a mobile cat.
Doing what I want with ease.
Biting Cassie is a breeze.
The cat won't conform to old age. Is 50 still old at any page? Beats the heck out of me. The cat still runs around with glee. I put the boots to the mutt too at the other zoo. So 8 years have come to pass. Here's to another 8 more for my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
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ReplyDeleteHank
Position regained
DeleteNo.#1 again!
Hank
Morning Hank
DeleteBack to the top
DeleteOf the crop
Not a flop!
DeleteNot one bit
DeleteBut a hit
Time For Eight On This Date!
ReplyDeleteEquivalent of 50 at any rate
Still looking great
Looking for a mate
Lots of time for a playmate!
Hank
Playmates are sure had
DeleteEven if he finds them bad
Happy Birthday to you
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday from True
May you have a fish or two
Trying to kill the cat?
DeleteHe's allergic to that lol
Oops then he shall eat none of that
DeleteBetter to eat what is given by Pat
maybe there is a gift in a magic hat
haha you just never know
DeleteWhat shall show
Happy Birthday to the cat
ReplyDeleteI hope you find a juicy rat
for just this day
only good things to say
because I'm as young as you
maybe you can even visit my golden loo!
Golden loo
DeleteA fake came due
No proof was had
The cat never let that go at his pad
Looks like he's conserving his energy now that he's older. Happy birthday to the Cat.
ReplyDeleteHe sure still has his way
DeleteJumping on things and whacking any other cats at play
It's Orlin's birthday, woopitdy doo
ReplyDeletePresents galore, perhaps a new loo
Have a long life of leisure, I firmly opine
You still have your lives, they do go to nine
Plenty of gas in the tank
DeleteWith lives one can bank
older and wiser
ReplyDeletein the lair
I better get a birthday treat
or I'll cough up a hair
ball
Did that the other day
DeleteBut more could sure come at play
Happy birthday cat!
ReplyDeleteYou are a cute one at that.
Betty
He sure thinks so
DeleteAs he runs to and fro
Fifty's not old
ReplyDeleteCause truth be told
I've got that beat
So I'll have my seat.
Sit and stare at the tube,
I feel like a boob.
I should be doing some writing
Or something exciting.
Arlee Bird
Tossing It Out
Do what you like
DeleteLet the rest take a hike
Easy way to be
At any old sea
Happy Catur..birthday
ReplyDeleteBoth work
DeleteAs a perk
Happy Birthday to the cat from the one in the hat!
ReplyDeleteHope you enjoy your hat
DeleteAll day where you're at
Orlin, plenty of yarn I have for you,
ReplyDeleteAs well as dangling snowflakes, too!
A very happy birthday to you!
He'd eat and chew
DeleteProbably wouldn't impress you lol
NO!!! Fifty is still young!
ReplyDeleteOur cats keep rotating their "favorite" place to take a nap. (I guess they're trying to keep us on our toes.) They also seem to do tag team lap-sitting. For months and months, Dash claims my lap, and then for the next rotation, Dot takes over. I wonder if they negotiate for the privilege...?
haha they seem to do that for a while
DeleteThen it grows out of style
Then it comes back in
As they give many sleeping spots a win
My dog is 14
ReplyDeleteWhere did the time go?
He'll soon leave the scene.
Oh, say it ain't so!
:-(
Time sure flies on
DeleteAs the circle of life continues to dawn
Happy Birthday Cat! My feline friend will be nine this year. Still runs around causing trouble at our land!
ReplyDeleteTrouble is grand
DeleteWe enjoy causing it too in our land
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ReplyDeletehaha that old in humans years
DeleteWould sure need a few new gears
And baked good the cat will steal
He does that whenever he gets a chance at them as a meal
Happy Birthday to you and just so you know, 50 is not old and neither is 8 so have yourself a great day.
ReplyDeleteGood that it is not
DeleteAs we continue our plot
Oh, to be 8/50 again.
ReplyDelete8 would be fun
Delete50 has yet to be spun
I call it the Fabulous Fifties
ReplyDeleteand it can be pretty nifty!
Happy Birthday to you!
hope you got a Tuna Trifle, too!
Not fat on you at all
don't have to worry about that at your hall!
Nope, around and around he shall run
DeleteKeeping the fat off by the ton
Grand Birthday to you
ReplyDeleteA member of zoo
With friendship so true
You'll never be blue
Not one bit
DeleteUnless getting into allergic shit
Happy Birthday, sweet cat.
ReplyDeleteWhether you're eight or fifty, you're still young.
So smile, stretch, and sleep, the fun's just begun.
Will enjoy life indeed
DeleteAs he runs around at our feed
50 is the new 30, or at least that's what they tell me.
ReplyDeleteBut who are they
DeleteAt your bay?
8? He's still a sweet young thing:)
ReplyDeleteHappy BDay, Orlin. May it be filled with tuna, turkey and catnip.
Things he finds grand
DeleteEven if allergic in our land
Happy Birthday Cat! You don't look a day over 2 ;)
ReplyDeleteWorks for him
DeleteSure still every spry limb
52 is the new Young to me
ReplyDeleteI'm as old as your cat, so, you see,
He is young and so am I
Now I'm going to bed..so bye, bye:)
Late night at your sea
DeleteNeed that sleep to stay young as can be
Happy birthday to cat. I WON'T REFORM TO MY AGE ALSO PAT.
ReplyDeleteYou are only as old as you feel.
Yvonne.
That you can be
DeleteEven if some days you feel 103
Almost 50?? Talk about looking good. What a beauty. I suppose a spoiled life has a lot to do with looking so fine. :) Happy Belated Birthday from me!
ReplyDeleteSpoiled as can be sure works
DeleteAs it has plenty of perks
Happy birthday to the Cat! My "baby" Basil was born in 2011. I think of him as a pup, but really he is almost 6. Time passes so quickly.
ReplyDeleteTime sure flies on by
DeleteAs they grow and age ever so spry
Eight years at your mat...
ReplyDeleteHappy belated birthday, Cat!
Enjoying life
DeleteFree from strife