The cat has seen many a mutt. They seem to invade my hut. I may invade theirs as well. Some I even find swell. Hey, I can chew on their tail and sit all smug as they wail.
Dog eat dog.
Not a brown log.
But dog eat dog.
Someone go through a bog?
Dog eat crap.
Check across the map.
Dog eat trash.
Check with its stash.
Dog eat shoes.
Check, may have had Blue's.
Dog eats roadkill.
Check, gets its thrill.
Dog eats litter.
Check, must be some bitter.
Dog eats leg of chair.
Check, eats the whole damn lair.
Dog eats grass.
Check, eats in mass.
Dog eats leftovers.
Check for many rovers.
Dog eat dog.
Nope, maybe a frog.
Does a frog look like a dog?
Confused between dog and frog?
Hot diggety dog.
You blamed a frog.
The frog that ate a dog.
Whoops, bad eggnog.
Reverse that.
Cat eat cat.
Who says that?
No one where they are at.
Like a dog with a bone?
Have to say it at the tone.
Human eat human though,
Has been done you know.
Don't want to offend cannibals everywhere?
So dog eat dog gets said out there?
Quite the dog and pony show.
Pony = cat? Damned if I know.
I suppose if dogs eat grass then they are eating all other animals in mass. Unless you get turned to ash then they are just eating trash. Used that saying at your sea? Makes little sense to me. Dog kill dog has come due indeed. But they don't really eat each other at their feed. But then it proves dogs are dumb enough to let humans get away with such sass. Never happen to a cat like my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
Dog eat dog.
Not a brown log.
But dog eat dog.
Someone go through a bog?
Dog eat crap.
Check across the map.
Dog eat trash.
Check with its stash.
Dog eat shoes.
Check, may have had Blue's.
Dog eats roadkill.
Check, gets its thrill.
Dog eats litter.
Check, must be some bitter.
Dog eats leg of chair.
Check, eats the whole damn lair.
Dog eats grass.
Check, eats in mass.
Dog eats leftovers.
Check for many rovers.
Dog eat dog.
Nope, maybe a frog.
Does a frog look like a dog?
Confused between dog and frog?
Hot diggety dog.
You blamed a frog.
The frog that ate a dog.
Whoops, bad eggnog.
Reverse that.
Cat eat cat.
Who says that?
No one where they are at.
Like a dog with a bone?
Have to say it at the tone.
Human eat human though,
Has been done you know.
Don't want to offend cannibals everywhere?
So dog eat dog gets said out there?
Quite the dog and pony show.
Pony = cat? Damned if I know.
I suppose if dogs eat grass then they are eating all other animals in mass. Unless you get turned to ash then they are just eating trash. Used that saying at your sea? Makes little sense to me. Dog kill dog has come due indeed. But they don't really eat each other at their feed. But then it proves dogs are dumb enough to let humans get away with such sass. Never happen to a cat like my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
Number 1!
ReplyDeleteDog eat eat shoe?
DeleteA blue one, too?
Should I blame Scooby Doo?
That you may have to
DeleteSaw it as a Scooby Snack in view
Most enjoyable to read this Saturday morning,
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
Glad it is grand
DeleteHere in my land
"Dog eat crap!"
ReplyDeleteCan I borrow him for a trap?
I hope he eats crap from cats
My garden lawn attracts
Every cat from miles around
And nasty messes are on the ground.
I've tried so many different ways
But the come in droves which do amaze.
I'll do a post soon on my blog
I'm thinking I might get a dog . . . lol
lol a dog will bark
DeleteAnd leave his mark
The cats will stray
Unless they like to play
They may tease
Or just swap fleas
But then you know one thing
Whether fall, winter, summer or spring
Even with no garden loving feline
Your yard has many a land mine
For the dog has to go
If inside, watch the bare toe lol
Dog eat dog, it's a hard-knock life
ReplyDeleteEat your peas and carrots with a fork and knife
If your name is Annie, try not to sing the blues
Look for Daddy Bigbucks with the alligator shoes
Will he give me dough?
DeleteIt's a hard knock life, you know
Only if they are eating a hot dog.
ReplyDeleteWho knows what is in those
DeleteAs they strike a pose
A Dog Eat Dog Treat?
ReplyDeleteNot a pleasing feat
They eat shoes
Bound to lose
Their own thing in the bid
Hank
That they may
DeleteAs around they stray
I try to not think about what other creatures eat. Often best to not know.
ReplyDeleteThat it is
DeleteWith the eating biz
I ate part of a hot dog once!
ReplyDeleteDid it thrill
DeleteAnd fit the bill?
Dog does eat quite a bit
ReplyDeleteDog can get sick a lot too
With such a varied diet a this
I'd be inclined not to do
betty
Yeah, they can leave a surprise
DeleteSo not a booby prize
My dog is pretty good about not eating stuff he isn't supposed to. He used to get in the trash but thankfully that didn't last long.
ReplyDeleteThe one here still goes all trash king
DeleteAs she lets the trash fling
I not sure what I'm eating,
ReplyDeleteBut my body takes a beating
Eating what I don't know.
Hope I haven't eaten someone's toe.
What's in the ground meat?
Is sausage really a treat?
So much added sugar and salt,
If I eat it guess it's my fault.
I won't eat a dog
Though I've eaten the legs of a frog.
And I don't want to consume a cat--
Hope the Chinese place didn't serve me that.
Snake or lizard turns me off.
A hairy rat would make me cough.
I would never ever eat a man,
But I'll eat a woman if I can.
(don't tell anybody I just said that)
Arlee Bird
Tossing It Out
haha watch where you snack
DeleteMay suffer an attack
Some good, some bad
But fun could be had
Who knows what those Chinese use
They may add things to amuse
Watch as you eat
Thinking it ever so sweet
Never understood
ReplyDeleteWhy dogs eat crap
Then lick your face
As they sit on your lap!
They don't want it to go to waste
DeleteWanting to give you a taste
Ha!
DeleteSuch a gift
Doesn't give me a lift
Not for you
DeleteBreath of poo?
Doggone it! haha...
ReplyDeleteGone to the dogs
DeleteBeats hogs
Dog eat dog
ReplyDeletesaid the frog
on a log
drinking grog
With a hog
DeleteIn the fog
Ha, my dogs are always hungry....they love their dog food, but have no shame when it comes to begging for human food as well!
ReplyDeleteNo shame sure comes due
DeleteWith any of this crew
Dog eat dog?
ReplyDeleteYou might wake Micheal Vick
Better run
DeleteOr throw him in the sun
Haha, Pat! It's a dog eat dog world and getting worse. That's why I'm happy to be far away in Aloha Land! The night before last we went to a Japanese restaurant and ate Lord knows what. I stopped trying to figure it out after I identified octopus tentacles and squid mantles. We had sweet beans and rice flour balls for desert. Yum ~ LOL
ReplyDeleteBlah, I'd run away
DeleteAloha that can stay lol
My dogs might pick up a leaf occasionally and try to munch on it, but ain't no eating of other dogs going on around here.
ReplyDeleteThat is good
DeleteNo eat in any hood
To actually see a dog eat a dog would be quite sad!
ReplyDeleteLet's hope that doesn't become a fad.
Nice rhyme, Pat!
Sure would suck
DeleteOn it pass the buck